Eric Woolfe (He/Him)
@ericwoolfe.bsky.social
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Itinerant showman, celebrated impresario of Toronto's most renowned flea circus, and purveyor of the ghoulish and uncanny. Director of the Uncanny at Eldritch Theatre.
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ericwoolfe.bsky.social
"Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice." -Dietrich Bonhoeffer
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Oh. So, we are at the Present of the United States and His Lackeys Declare America was on the Wrong Side in WW2 Stage of Fascism.
paleofuture.bsky.social
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
I am officially refusing any invitation to bring my flea circus to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Actually, neurodivergence is sexy...
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kenjennings.bsky.social
In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
I'm less concerned with what's making people Autistic than I am with what's turning so many people into moronic fucking assholes.
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
What's that, Disneyplus? Why, did I cancel my subscription? Oh! I'm so glad you asked... Let me start with a little story of my Grandfather who fought fascism in WW2....
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Oh sorry, dude. Did we hurt your little feelings when you threatened to invade us, so we stopped drinking bourbon? No problem. We'd be hap0y to visit Disney World and then maybe El Salvador. Just as soon as we can buy some burner phones so we can get across your border.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
U.S. ambassador 'disappointed' with anti-American sentiment in Canada | CBC News
The U.S. ambassador to Canada is expressing frustration over the anti-American sentiment he sees in this country, including from politicians, after U.S. President Donald Trump hit most of the world wi...
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ericwoolfe.bsky.social
With all due respect, you can't have a therapist who doesn’t have training in the classics. How can you trust their opinion about anything??
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
It makes me sad that I will never visit the Haunted Mansion again... But, like, I'm willing to make sacrifices.
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barackobama.bsky.social
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
www.yahoo.com
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Helter Skelter is to Catcher in the Rye is to Jodi Foster is to Helldivers 2...
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brittlestar.com
To be clear…

No one deserves to die for being a dick.

At the same time, no dick deserves to be lauded just because they’re dead.

www.brittlestar.com/p/what-to-do...
What To Do When Terrible People Die
A Polite Guide to Emotional Freedom and Light Social Awkwardness
www.brittlestar.com
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Oh. Look. The Reichstag is on fire. I wonder what will happen now.
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brittlestar.com
I cant get over this…

1. America lost the Vietnam war
2. Apocalypse Now is literally about war as madness
3. This guy will do anything to distract from the Epstein files because he knows they will be too much for most of his supporters to swallow
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
I just don't think we should be taking medical advice from the guy whose dad killed Marylin Monroe.
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parismarx.com
fellow authors, it’s our duty to financially ruin the AI industry
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jleiper.bsky.social
Councillor Troster and MPP McKenney are right to call out the Ford government's unsubstantiated decision to close the consumption and treatment site at SWCHC. That choice has made the entire community less safe.
McKenney, Troster: Tory ideology created an overdose crisis in Ottawa's Chinatown
Housing, addiction treatment, outreach services, mental health resources and harm reduction are needed to tackle the current crisis.
ottawacitizen.com
ericwoolfe.bsky.social
I would like to state, for the record, that I will be turning down any lifetime achievement awards offered to me by the Kennedy Centre for the Arts as long as Donald Trump remains chairman.
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kafkasghost.bsky.social
Sesame Street was so much more than a kids show. Its ambition was to make better people. It touched on all the things that make a great civil society and did it in a way that kids could understand. We saw everyday people, we saw grouchy people, happy people, sad people with problems, we saw artis