Erik Corley
@erikcorley.bsky.social
Math and physics teacher at Jewish and Catholic schools. Ordained United Methodist minister. Trivia afficionado. All around Smartass.
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Erik Corley
@erikcorley.bsky.social
· Aug 14
I was inspired by @wardqnormal.bsky.social to post a tie selfie for every day of this school year. Today was the first day.
Seriously, Kevin? I'm a neurodivergent, sartorially challenged, smart assed dad-joker. Why in the hell am I not on this list?
I want to be a parasite who has taken over much of the country.
I want to be a parasite who has taken over much of the country.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Seriously, Kevin? I'm a neurodivergent, sartorially challenged, smart assed dad-joker. Why in the hell am I not on this list?
I want to be a parasite who has taken over much of the country.
I want to be a parasite who has taken over much of the country.
I'm here at Chapman Stadium showing just how close we are to the Arby's. @sickoscommittee.org
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm here at Chapman Stadium showing just how close we are to the Arby's. @sickoscommittee.org
Go Rosati-Kain
CROCKETT: When I say that you are the least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI, that is real, because you are the only one that never even served with the FBI
PATEL: That's false
CROCKETT: I didn't ask you a question
PATEL: That's false
CROCKETT: I didn't ask you a question
September 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Go Rosati-Kain
I've been pleased to call "House" my friend for more than 35 years. Peach on, brother.
Pastor Howard-John Wesley on Charlie Kirk:
“Charlie Kirk did not deserve to be assassinated. But how you die does not redeem how you lived.
I can abhor the violence that took your life, but I don’t have to celebrate how you chose to live.”
“Charlie Kirk did not deserve to be assassinated. But how you die does not redeem how you lived.
I can abhor the violence that took your life, but I don’t have to celebrate how you chose to live.”
September 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I've been pleased to call "House" my friend for more than 35 years. Peach on, brother.
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10 years ago today, Steve Silberman's groundbreaking book NeuroTribes was published. It changed how the world discussed autism and inspired many autistic people to write their own books.
Stay tuned for information on a 10th anniversary edition coming very soon.
Stay tuned for information on a 10th anniversary edition coming very soon.
August 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
10 years ago today, Steve Silberman's groundbreaking book NeuroTribes was published. It changed how the world discussed autism and inspired many autistic people to write their own books.
Stay tuned for information on a 10th anniversary edition coming very soon.
Stay tuned for information on a 10th anniversary edition coming very soon.
I was inspired by @wardqnormal.bsky.social to post a tie selfie for every day of this school year. Today was the first day.
August 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I was inspired by @wardqnormal.bsky.social to post a tie selfie for every day of this school year. Today was the first day.
When Fishburne does the play
By Shakespeare in C A
He's a Moor, eh.
By Shakespeare in C A
He's a Moor, eh.
whennnnnn you lock up your ship
to a buoy or slip
that’s a mooring
to a buoy or slip
that’s a mooring
July 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
When Fishburne does the play
By Shakespeare in C A
He's a Moor, eh.
By Shakespeare in C A
He's a Moor, eh.
Reposted by Erik Corley
I talk with my kids about snooze buttons. I can't be spontaneous with you right now but you can check back in with me at (This time). I might not be ready at (This time) but I'll have a better idea.
Any AuDHD peeps with AuDHD kids?
Hoooowwwww??
My kid and I each independently want to spend more time with the other. But my kid wants it naturally not on a schedule. And I don't have the energy to me continuously available.
What now?
(If this does not sound familiar please don't advise.)
Hoooowwwww??
My kid and I each independently want to spend more time with the other. But my kid wants it naturally not on a schedule. And I don't have the energy to me continuously available.
What now?
(If this does not sound familiar please don't advise.)
July 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I talk with my kids about snooze buttons. I can't be spontaneous with you right now but you can check back in with me at (This time). I might not be ready at (This time) but I'll have a better idea.
Just so you're aware, he's right. There's nothing fundamentally harmful about metal in a microwave. After all, it's made of metal.
There are two potential issues, though.
1/
There are two potential issues, though.
1/
June 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just so you're aware, he's right. There's nothing fundamentally harmful about metal in a microwave. After all, it's made of metal.
There are two potential issues, though.
1/
There are two potential issues, though.
1/
Go Maryville! My hometown.
Super-red, super-rural, small town Maryville, Missouri, came out en masse today for the #NoKings Rally.
If this many people in my super pro-Trump town are willing to do this, I have hope that we can defeat the fascists.
www.maryvilleforum.com/news/over-15...
If this many people in my super pro-Trump town are willing to do this, I have hope that we can defeat the fascists.
www.maryvilleforum.com/news/over-15...
Over 150 protest in Maryville ‘No Kings’ demonstration
MARYVILLE, Mo. — More than 150 demonstrators lined South Main Street Saturday for one of Maryville’s largest political protests in recent memory.
www.maryvilleforum.com
June 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Go Maryville! My hometown.
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I was at my high school in the direct path of the St Louis tornado before it veered northeast. The NWS tornado warning came at 2:34, but it placed the tornado about 8 miles from where it actually was. Prior to this tornado, NWS alerts have been dead-on accurate.
May 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I was at my high school in the direct path of the St Louis tornado before it veered northeast. The NWS tornado warning came at 2:34, but it placed the tornado about 8 miles from where it actually was. Prior to this tornado, NWS alerts have been dead-on accurate.
Reign 'Cane
Since we talked about Arby’s on the latest podcast, we wanted to bring this back.
Which School’s Stadium has the closet proximity to The Meats (according to Google Maps).
TULSA AND MARSHALL TIED
Which School’s Stadium has the closet proximity to The Meats (according to Google Maps).
TULSA AND MARSHALL TIED
May 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Reign 'Cane
I bet these mutherfuckers also use parenthetical citations.
Earlier today, I was leaked a copy of the Executive Secretariat Style Guide for the US State Department. The new guide included a new section requiring that all trans State employees must be misgendered in all official communications. www.patreon.com/posts/new-st...
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May 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I bet these mutherfuckers also use parenthetical citations.
The Life of Tau
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
254 hours
254 hours
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Return of Two Jedis
Return of Two Jedis
May 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Life of Tau
Reposted by Erik Corley
1) Processing Time: Almost every autistic person has their own rhythm and speed at which they process information. In my son’s case, this means giving him a few beats to respond, rather than impatiently assuming he didn’t understand what was said. Captions and recording audio can also help here. 2/
April 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
1) Processing Time: Almost every autistic person has their own rhythm and speed at which they process information. In my son’s case, this means giving him a few beats to respond, rather than impatiently assuming he didn’t understand what was said. Captions and recording audio can also help here. 2/
Seriously, Gorsuch?
Before April 22, I would not have believed a Supreme Court justice would flat out lie- but as the author of the children's book in question, I can confirm that he absolutely did. Thanks @jaywillis.net for reporting on this- more people should be.
Neil Gorsuch told some of the most obvious, farcical, easily debunked lies I can remember a justice telling. I promise you could spend an hour trying to guess what he says is a picture of a “sex worker” in a children’s book, and not get anywhere close. ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/pride...
April 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Seriously, Gorsuch?
I'm not sure about when I became a trans ally, but I know the exact moment I became a full LGBTQ ally.
I was a hospital chaplain in Boston in 1996. I was talking with an elderly Catholic man about priestly sexual abuse of minors. He brought it up.
I was a hospital chaplain in Boston in 1996. I was talking with an elderly Catholic man about priestly sexual abuse of minors. He brought it up.
Taught trans sex workers self defense in DC circa 2000 and realized from our conversations that they faced more risk of assault than any population I'd worked with. Before that, I'd been supportive of gay and lesbian friends, I just hadn't had a chance to hear trans folk talk about their lives.
cis folks, i'm curious for you to share answers, if you want:
what made you start caring about trans rights? who'd you know/what happened? tell me the story.
what made you start caring about trans rights? who'd you know/what happened? tell me the story.
April 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm not sure about when I became a trans ally, but I know the exact moment I became a full LGBTQ ally.
I was a hospital chaplain in Boston in 1996. I was talking with an elderly Catholic man about priestly sexual abuse of minors. He brought it up.
I was a hospital chaplain in Boston in 1996. I was talking with an elderly Catholic man about priestly sexual abuse of minors. He brought it up.
I'm beginning to thing getting the Dow to 36,000 is all Kevin Hassett knows how to do.
April 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm beginning to thing getting the Dow to 36,000 is all Kevin Hassett knows how to do.
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Today in Autism Books You Should Know: @ericmgarcia.bsky.social's We're Not Broken: On how autistic people have always been here, and can thrive through having their disabilities acknowledged and accommodated, while recognizing and fostering their abilities.
thinkingautismguide.com/2021/09/were...
thinkingautismguide.com/2021/09/were...
April 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Today in Autism Books You Should Know: @ericmgarcia.bsky.social's We're Not Broken: On how autistic people have always been here, and can thrive through having their disabilities acknowledged and accommodated, while recognizing and fostering their abilities.
thinkingautismguide.com/2021/09/were...
thinkingautismguide.com/2021/09/were...
Here are some more books to add to my reading list
The History Books Purged From the Naval Academy's Library 🗃️ open.substack.com/pub/kevinmle...
The History Books Purged From the Naval Academy's Library
The Trump administration is engaged in something much worse than book burning. It is attempting to burn down the entire cultural infrastructure that supports the pursuit of history.
open.substack.com
April 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Here are some more books to add to my reading list
Quoteskeet with your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Quoteskeet with your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Chag Sameach, a little bit early.
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Chag Sameach, a little bit early.
Since it's Mardi Gras, there is a non-zero probability that Jim Jordan throws beads at Lauren Boebert tonight to try to get her to flash him.
There is also a non-zero probability that she does.
There is also a non-zero probability that she does.
March 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Since it's Mardi Gras, there is a non-zero probability that Jim Jordan throws beads at Lauren Boebert tonight to try to get her to flash him.
There is also a non-zero probability that she does.
There is also a non-zero probability that she does.
My accomplishments last week are as follows:
1.
2.
5.
Three, sir.
3.
1.
2.
5.
Three, sir.
3.
Dear Boss,
My accomplishments last week are as follows:
1. Slide to the left
2. Slide to the right
3. Criss cross
4. Everybody clap your hands
5. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
My accomplishments last week are as follows:
1. Slide to the left
2. Slide to the right
3. Criss cross
4. Everybody clap your hands
5. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
February 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My accomplishments last week are as follows:
1.
2.
5.
Three, sir.
3.
1.
2.
5.
Three, sir.
3.