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(He/him) I’d rather be a cat than be dead
Can I at least put my dictator into a cool wet sack?
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Can I at least put my dictator into a cool wet sack?
That Casio is pure sex and the noise it makes is divine.
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
That Casio is pure sex and the noise it makes is divine.
"save humans and progress the race"
fuck all the way off, WHICH race asshole?
fuck all the way off, WHICH race asshole?
January 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
"save humans and progress the race"
fuck all the way off, WHICH race asshole?
fuck all the way off, WHICH race asshole?
Videogame-ass view of reality. What they call “main character syndrome.” Nothing exists and people aren’t real, they’re all just props for me to interact with.
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Videogame-ass view of reality. What they call “main character syndrome.” Nothing exists and people aren’t real, they’re all just props for me to interact with.
Tesla shareholders: "We must give this man more money"
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Tesla shareholders: "We must give this man more money"
Our entire economy contorted and bent around something we all know is turning into tulip futures.
What happens when ancillary businesses that require the same source materials/tech go bankrupt from this buyout and don’t come back when things normalize?
What happens when ancillary businesses that require the same source materials/tech go bankrupt from this buyout and don’t come back when things normalize?
January 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Our entire economy contorted and bent around something we all know is turning into tulip futures.
What happens when ancillary businesses that require the same source materials/tech go bankrupt from this buyout and don’t come back when things normalize?
What happens when ancillary businesses that require the same source materials/tech go bankrupt from this buyout and don’t come back when things normalize?
Is this the Division, Tay? are you The Division posting?
January 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Is this the Division, Tay? are you The Division posting?
Fucking ghoulish man. This is the Bad Place.
January 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Fucking ghoulish man. This is the Bad Place.
The depression, anxiety, and societal pressure teens feel isn’t going to go away because of their inability to make a profile on certain apps.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The depression, anxiety, and societal pressure teens feel isn’t going to go away because of their inability to make a profile on certain apps.
Someone should compile a list of the worst things he’s said so we can whip it out the day he dies and shut them the fuck up.
I of course am lazy.
I of course am lazy.
January 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Someone should compile a list of the worst things he’s said so we can whip it out the day he dies and shut them the fuck up.
I of course am lazy.
I of course am lazy.
I think I’ll drink the sum total of the previous 10 NYE celebrations on The Day It Happens.
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I think I’ll drink the sum total of the previous 10 NYE celebrations on The Day It Happens.
Jesus Christ.
There’s a critical mass of pudding brained-Americans and they apparently listen/vote/tithe/give away power to the absolute worst people on the planet.
There’s a critical mass of pudding brained-Americans and they apparently listen/vote/tithe/give away power to the absolute worst people on the planet.
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Jesus Christ.
There’s a critical mass of pudding brained-Americans and they apparently listen/vote/tithe/give away power to the absolute worst people on the planet.
There’s a critical mass of pudding brained-Americans and they apparently listen/vote/tithe/give away power to the absolute worst people on the planet.
To them the world isn’t even “real” it’s just the battlefield for their conspiracies to be play-acted out.
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
To them the world isn’t even “real” it’s just the battlefield for their conspiracies to be play-acted out.
How the fuck did this all blow up seemingly over like 3 days?
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How the fuck did this all blow up seemingly over like 3 days?
Probably him realizing Trump was just pathologically stupid and too big a risk to associate with someone who crimes so brazenly and dumbly, lest it draws heat to his own crimes.
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Probably him realizing Trump was just pathologically stupid and too big a risk to associate with someone who crimes so brazenly and dumbly, lest it draws heat to his own crimes.
This is better than watching Avatar. I’m on the edge of my (dry) couch!
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This is better than watching Avatar. I’m on the edge of my (dry) couch!
I was about to say exactly that. Conservatism and abuse are almost identical words.
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I was about to say exactly that. Conservatism and abuse are almost identical words.
I play Magic the Gathering so literally hundreds of corporate contract fantasy illustrations and it always incenses me to see people’s complaints. We get tons of amazing pieces by really talented people and heaven help you if *one* has the temerity to be a different style or abstract or anything.
December 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I play Magic the Gathering so literally hundreds of corporate contract fantasy illustrations and it always incenses me to see people’s complaints. We get tons of amazing pieces by really talented people and heaven help you if *one* has the temerity to be a different style or abstract or anything.
He-a voices the Senshi! He-a make-a the food!
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
He-a voices the Senshi! He-a make-a the food!
Every single action he’s taken has been of a guilty pedophile, for years, and still people in the wild give him the benefit of the doubt.
December 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Every single action he’s taken has been of a guilty pedophile, for years, and still people in the wild give him the benefit of the doubt.
I think I could get a lot of mileage out of this post.
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I think I could get a lot of mileage out of this post.