Erlend
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Best kjent som Simmemann og overprogramvarepakkmesterassistent.
Født mot slutten av nittenhundretallet.
Styrer datamaskiner på fulltid.
Født mot slutten av nittenhundretallet.
Styrer datamaskiner på fulltid.
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Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
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"If you don't call me cool and give me my lil award I'll kill as many people as possible out of spite" really does appear to be the driving animus of everyone in this administration and its adjacent oligarchy.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 AM
"If you don't call me cool and give me my lil award I'll kill as many people as possible out of spite" really does appear to be the driving animus of everyone in this administration and its adjacent oligarchy.
Håper dere andre har en bedre komme-hjem-fra-juleferie enn meg som ved et uhell tok strømmen på kombikjøleskapet før vi reiste vekk i fem dager.
December 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Håper dere andre har en bedre komme-hjem-fra-juleferie enn meg som ved et uhell tok strømmen på kombikjøleskapet før vi reiste vekk i fem dager.
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hvis jeg skulle begynt og røyke (som sannsynligvis aldri kommer til å skje) så ville jeg begynt med pipe. Det er god estetikk.
Also;
Røyking kan iallefall være visuelt kult.
Snus ser altså så SJUKT nørd ut.
Røyking kan iallefall være visuelt kult.
Snus ser altså så SJUKT nørd ut.
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hvis jeg skulle begynt og røyke (som sannsynligvis aldri kommer til å skje) så ville jeg begynt med pipe. Det er god estetikk.
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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
Pakke til flyet hjem til jul, utfordring 34: hvordan få plass til — og beskytte — gresskar i kofferten.
December 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Pakke til flyet hjem til jul, utfordring 34: hvordan få plass til — og beskytte — gresskar i kofferten.
Kan det tenkes at AP laget et såpass «dårlig» statsbudsjett slik at alle de små har klare mål de må forhandle tilbake, som AP også egentlig vil, slik at det blir vanskelig å forhandle seg til mer «radikale» ting?
October 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Kan det tenkes at AP laget et såpass «dårlig» statsbudsjett slik at alle de små har klare mål de må forhandle tilbake, som AP også egentlig vil, slik at det blir vanskelig å forhandle seg til mer «radikale» ting?
Overskriftene på tre lokalaviser i forbindelse med statsbudsjettet:
October 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Overskriftene på tre lokalaviser i forbindelse med statsbudsjettet:
Logitech jobber hardt for å gjøre det så kleint som mulig å snakke om datamus her i landet.
The Logitech MX Master 4 is official - with an updated design and big focus on haptic feedback. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Logitech Adds Vibration Feedback to Popular MX Mouse Line
Logitech International SA on Tuesday announced a new version of its premium wireless computer mouse with a built-in motor that brings vibrating video game-like feedback to creative apps — a quirky ent...
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September 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Logitech jobber hardt for å gjøre det så kleint som mulig å snakke om datamus her i landet.
I dag i «Erlend gjør ting han ikke kan»: kjøpe ny bil. 💸💸💸
September 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I dag i «Erlend gjør ting han ikke kan»: kjøpe ny bil. 💸💸💸
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Alt text: A Freddie Mercury doll in a doll house. In image 1 he is hiding from a real life cat, who is peering through the door. In image 2 he is running away in terror as the cat sticks it’s paw through the door to try and grab him
September 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Alt text: A Freddie Mercury doll in a doll house. In image 1 he is hiding from a real life cat, who is peering through the door. In image 2 he is running away in terror as the cat sticks it’s paw through the door to try and grab him
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wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.
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The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and-
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
September 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and-
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
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If you’re in Norway and have the BankID app, go to settings and press/hold the blank area 3X for a fun surprise (there’s a tiny surprise the first few times too!) (hat tip @rolfandersen.bsky.social )
September 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
If you’re in Norway and have the BankID app, go to settings and press/hold the blank area 3X for a fun surprise (there’s a tiny surprise the first few times too!) (hat tip @rolfandersen.bsky.social )
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Hvor mye skatt betaler vi egentlig?💰
SSB har regnet på det og finner at de rikeste betaler en langt lavere effektiv skattesats enn folk flest.
SSB har regnet på det og finner at de rikeste betaler en langt lavere effektiv skattesats enn folk flest.
August 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hvor mye skatt betaler vi egentlig?💰
SSB har regnet på det og finner at de rikeste betaler en langt lavere effektiv skattesats enn folk flest.
SSB har regnet på det og finner at de rikeste betaler en langt lavere effektiv skattesats enn folk flest.
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Litt tilfeldig tanke på en søndag: Det var galaxy brain-beslutning å lage valgkortene som ble sendt ut i Digipost før valg som HTML-filer. Det absolutt beste formatet for å la all verden skjermer (og størrelser) kunne åpne dokumentet tilpasset seg.
August 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Litt tilfeldig tanke på en søndag: Det var galaxy brain-beslutning å lage valgkortene som ble sendt ut i Digipost før valg som HTML-filer. Det absolutt beste formatet for å la all verden skjermer (og størrelser) kunne åpne dokumentet tilpasset seg.
Er glad for at referanseord i BankID begynner å komme tilbake. Men hva jeg jeg gjort mot dere (i dag), Phonero?
August 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Er glad for at referanseord i BankID begynner å komme tilbake. Men hva jeg jeg gjort mot dere (i dag), Phonero?
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The most damning part: The car was programmed to send all the information to Tesla then delete the local copies. Which speaks to a clear conspiracy to hide the fact that "driver assistance" features contributed to an accident #teslatakedown electrek.co/2025/08/04/t...
Tesla withheld data, lied, and misdirected police and plaintiffs to avoid blame in Autopilot crash
Tesla was caught withholding data, lying about it, and misdirecting authorities in the wrongful death case involving Autopilot that it...
electrek.co
August 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The most damning part: The car was programmed to send all the information to Tesla then delete the local copies. Which speaks to a clear conspiracy to hide the fact that "driver assistance" features contributed to an accident #teslatakedown electrek.co/2025/08/04/t...