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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖
@essjayel.bsky.social
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I am civilized to my platformed toes. Eyes like the Desert. Tastes like a raindrop. Hates People.
He/Him
Sydney, Australia
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Cookies are finished. Letting the icing dry so I can bag them up for ppl
Racks of cookies coated in white icing and a mix of coloured sprinkles on half of the cookie. Close up shot of the same cookies
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Apparently it is the “rubik’s magic: master edition”
But that doesn’t ring a bell. Me and my brother got one for Christmas in 1987. I think we just called it unlink the rings 😂
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Ok. Let one tradition commence 🥰🥰
A tv showing the man title card of the movie ELF. Next to the tv is a snow covered Christmas tree decorated with white and silver decorations and tinsel.
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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I was trying to go red and green for Christmas.. but I fear I have just made Wicked cookies
A tray of freshly baked confetti cookies. Some are tinted green and others are more a pink shade
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Omg I want.
Advertisement for a black T-shirt showing an image of Kim from Kath and Kim wearing a Santa hats. It reads Merry Christmas you pack of chunts. A reference to one of the greatest lines written in the show.
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Husband just jammed his phone in the electric footrest on the couch. I don’t know how.
An android phone with a severely damaged and cracked screen.
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Not this bitch telling us that WE’RE the basic ones and she drinking a $5 bottle of wine. Moscato at that… 🤮🤮🤮
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Christmas last year. I was in charge of dessert. Despite the huge lunch, I think everyone came back for seconds of this.

Mango cheesecake with whipped cream, berries and kiwi fruit and meringue pieces echoing a pavlova.
#SundayPixMemorableFood
A large round cheesecake that is topped with a cream and berries around the outer edge only to resemble a wreath. This allows the bright orange mango gel top to also be seen
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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My. God. Fuck off facebook
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Normally don’t like or use the battery powered Xmas stuff but tonight it’s the only light we have here
A dark apartment being lit solely by a light up Christmas tree table ornament.
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Is this legit?? Keep seeing dodgy looking ads and of course A I is fucking everywhere…
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Like… I get these guests are English. Northern at that. But why bother with this as the subtitles?! And who ok’d this as what would go to air???
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Breakfast.

I over poached the eggs tho…
Close up shot of thick cut roast layered with cheese, avocado, bacon and a poached egg. Next to it is a coffee mug that reads Madonna Celebration. It is all set on another table with some potted flowers in the background
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Civic Theatre in Newcastle is doing Kinky Boots….

With a white Lola…
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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After today’s calls…
Meme of a minion wearing a swimming floating device. The text reads I am in desperate need of a 6 month vacation twice a year.
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Friend at work said I should do full handlebar moustache and to tell you the truth… I ain’t mad about it
Selfie of a man in a grey t-shirt smirking at the camera. He is clean shaven except for a classic shaped moustache going across his top lip and down each side of his mouth to his chin
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Tried to do a snap. Yes that’s my husband farting …
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Birthday haul. And we went and saw back to the future the musical. And holy shit it was SOOO GOOD
A collection of presentation a table. They include a box of chocolates, a wooden and resin salad rings set, a $100 visa gift card, the Preppy Kitchen cookbook, a 3 in 1 stick blender set, a large bag of peanut M&Ms and a fat stack of $50 bills
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Thanks westpac 🙄

When did literally every company and app become so needy….
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Ringing my birthday in with my other queen tonight. As always the opening is pure hype but her reveal and first look… my god.
#JanetJackson #AllForYouTour #Queen
Janet on stage at the start of her concert looking fierce as fuck. Her hair is wavy with blonde highlights and her eye makeup and contour is so sharp it could cut a persons throat. The look in her eyes as she surveys the audience is dominant and she knows she is in control. We are all her servants tonight and we’re grateful for the privilege
October 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Apparently ppl are now cooking watermelon for some reason…

All I can think is
A still from the tv show Strangers With Candy Jerri, in an attempt to convince people to come to her party is saying We’re serving hot fruit
October 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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The fuck is this shit…
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Also this got delivered today. Good day.
#Madonna
2 different copies of the Madonna 2025 album Veronica Electronica. One is a 12 inch vinyl pressed on clear vinyl. The other is a limited edition cd version.
October 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Framed and collected already and I fucking love it. Also the handwritten note that came with the piece when it first arrived. Beautiful touch.
A framed art print. The colours make up the inclusive pride flag. Each colour is created and filled with Indigenous artwork and patterns. A handwritten note from the artist. It reads Hi Scot, thanks for love and support. Sending all the love your way. Stay Fab and Deadly. Love Wayde C. Alejandro xx
October 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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The fuck is this now fb??

Is one of the suggestions to leave me the fuck alone?
A notification from Facebook advising me that my birthday is 6 days away. Like I didn’t know this. It suggests I click on the notification to see “how to make your day extra special”
October 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM