ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖
@essjayel.bsky.social
I am civilized to my platformed toes. Eyes like the Desert. Tastes like a raindrop. Hates People.
He/Him
Sydney, Australia
He/Him
Sydney, Australia
Cookies are finished. Letting the icing dry so I can bag them up for ppl
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Cookies are finished. Letting the icing dry so I can bag them up for ppl
Ok. Let one tradition commence 🥰🥰
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ok. Let one tradition commence 🥰🥰
I was trying to go red and green for Christmas.. but I fear I have just made Wicked cookies
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I was trying to go red and green for Christmas.. but I fear I have just made Wicked cookies
Husband just jammed his phone in the electric footrest on the couch. I don’t know how.
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Husband just jammed his phone in the electric footrest on the couch. I don’t know how.
One of the dancers on tonight’s show had obviously forgotten to bring along his black socks.
Every costume- black pants, black shoes, white socks poking out every time he kicks. It’s annoying me.
Every costume- black pants, black shoes, white socks poking out every time he kicks. It’s annoying me.
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
One of the dancers on tonight’s show had obviously forgotten to bring along his black socks.
Every costume- black pants, black shoes, white socks poking out every time he kicks. It’s annoying me.
Every costume- black pants, black shoes, white socks poking out every time he kicks. It’s annoying me.
it's my rostered day off and my shopping trip was a bust...
No haircut, no bathroom smelly thing, no new pot plants to replace the dying ones, no special christmas edition chocolates at coles... came home and had lunch
No haircut, no bathroom smelly thing, no new pot plants to replace the dying ones, no special christmas edition chocolates at coles... came home and had lunch
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
it's my rostered day off and my shopping trip was a bust...
No haircut, no bathroom smelly thing, no new pot plants to replace the dying ones, no special christmas edition chocolates at coles... came home and had lunch
No haircut, no bathroom smelly thing, no new pot plants to replace the dying ones, no special christmas edition chocolates at coles... came home and had lunch
McDonald’s nuggets: get one tub of bbq and one tub of the spicy buffalo. Mix them together now. Thank me later.
December 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
McDonald’s nuggets: get one tub of bbq and one tub of the spicy buffalo. Mix them together now. Thank me later.
Damnit.. I thought we had frozen nuggets in the fridge but no luck…
I mean we literally live one block from a McDonald’s… so…
I mean we literally live one block from a McDonald’s… so…
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Damnit.. I thought we had frozen nuggets in the fridge but no luck…
I mean we literally live one block from a McDonald’s… so…
I mean we literally live one block from a McDonald’s… so…
new sofa-bed is here and assembled and in the spare room. I guess the in-laws have a place to sleep now when they come to visit for christmas..
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
new sofa-bed is here and assembled and in the spare room. I guess the in-laws have a place to sleep now when they come to visit for christmas..
Ugh…. SIX is returning again???? It’s becoming the new Chicago…
Jesus Christ Australian producers… bring. 👏🏼Something. 👏🏼New. 👏🏼Over. Here. 👏🏼
Jesus Christ Australian producers… bring. 👏🏼Something. 👏🏼New. 👏🏼Over. Here. 👏🏼
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ugh…. SIX is returning again???? It’s becoming the new Chicago…
Jesus Christ Australian producers… bring. 👏🏼Something. 👏🏼New. 👏🏼Over. Here. 👏🏼
Jesus Christ Australian producers… bring. 👏🏼Something. 👏🏼New. 👏🏼Over. Here. 👏🏼
Not this bitch telling us that WE’RE the basic ones and she drinking a $5 bottle of wine. Moscato at that… 🤮🤮🤮
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Not this bitch telling us that WE’RE the basic ones and she drinking a $5 bottle of wine. Moscato at that… 🤮🤮🤮
am going to try something a little different for dinner tonight...
it;s a stir fry.. .but Im gonna use some israeli cous cous.. maybe some quinoa too..
or should I just do noodles..
it;s a stir fry.. .but Im gonna use some israeli cous cous.. maybe some quinoa too..
or should I just do noodles..
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
am going to try something a little different for dinner tonight...
it;s a stir fry.. .but Im gonna use some israeli cous cous.. maybe some quinoa too..
or should I just do noodles..
it;s a stir fry.. .but Im gonna use some israeli cous cous.. maybe some quinoa too..
or should I just do noodles..
Christmas last year. I was in charge of dessert. Despite the huge lunch, I think everyone came back for seconds of this.
Mango cheesecake with whipped cream, berries and kiwi fruit and meringue pieces echoing a pavlova.
#SundayPixMemorableFood
Mango cheesecake with whipped cream, berries and kiwi fruit and meringue pieces echoing a pavlova.
#SundayPixMemorableFood
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Christmas last year. I was in charge of dessert. Despite the huge lunch, I think everyone came back for seconds of this.
Mango cheesecake with whipped cream, berries and kiwi fruit and meringue pieces echoing a pavlova.
#SundayPixMemorableFood
Mango cheesecake with whipped cream, berries and kiwi fruit and meringue pieces echoing a pavlova.
#SundayPixMemorableFood
the KFC stranger things upside down burger is quite good. Just be prepared to get messy. Certainly much better than their Bahn Mi monstrosity
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the KFC stranger things upside down burger is quite good. Just be prepared to get messy. Certainly much better than their Bahn Mi monstrosity
Also why did I come and wait by the car and leave the air con shopping centre….
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Also why did I come and wait by the car and leave the air con shopping centre….
Am on the verge of full blown hangry melt down
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Am on the verge of full blown hangry melt down
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People EXHAUST me. 😑
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
People EXHAUST me. 😑
Ok. We’re gonna start stranger things from the very beginning.
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Ok. We’re gonna start stranger things from the very beginning.
Timtams. They’re what’s more good better.
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Timtams. They’re what’s more good better.
The govt has started the shutting down of u16 social media accounts.
Great. Now let’s do the boomer joint fb accounts.
Great. Now let’s do the boomer joint fb accounts.
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The govt has started the shutting down of u16 social media accounts.
Great. Now let’s do the boomer joint fb accounts.
Great. Now let’s do the boomer joint fb accounts.
KFC offering free delivery on ashes test days… stop it….
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
KFC offering free delivery on ashes test days… stop it….
tis no surprise that my most listened song this year was #Abracadabra and most listened artist was #LadyGaga
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
tis no surprise that my most listened song this year was #Abracadabra and most listened artist was #LadyGaga
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This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10
so on the topic of cultural leave at work today, colleague had chat g p t write me an email requesting a cultural day off for Madonna's upcoming album release. 😂
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
so on the topic of cultural leave at work today, colleague had chat g p t write me an email requesting a cultural day off for Madonna's upcoming album release. 😂