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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’–
@essjayel.bsky.social
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I am civilized to my platformed toes. Eyes like the Desert. Tastes like a raindrop. Hates People. He/Him Sydney, Australia
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 4h
Useless shelves returned. Refund of $140. Then I went next door and spent $137 on Christmas things…
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 4h
Outstanding. Suck shit dipstick πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 4h
Cafe has just played Rush by Troye Sivan followed by Red Wine Supanova by Chappell.

We’ve reached the horny stage of brunch I’m guessing
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 5h
Ugh… damn shop doesn’t open till 10am. So now we’re out for brunch. But still .. iced coffee coming up.
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 5h
Being forced to go out to return shelves I bought that don’t fit in the space I need them for - despite measuring everything and checking product dimensions.

But iced coffee you say..?
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 6h
ooh! Might add these to my Tony Awards party menu..

but why is there raw eggs if using home made whipped cream??who's putt in egg in whipped cream?
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 6h
the gayest man on earth would call this over the top!!!

Absolute classic. πŸ’–πŸŒˆ
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 16h
Not debating it doesn’t happen in real life. But if you just order a 1 pump… 1 pump of what??? Does every coffee shop just have 1 flavour? It’s irrationally annoying me tonight.
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 16h
In movies.. when Americans order a 1-pump latte etc etc…

What the fuck is that? A pump of what? Is that the shot of espresso??
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 1d
we are off to see Calamity Jane tonight at the opera House. Yippee Kai yay mutha fuckers
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 2d
OMG 5SOS tour announced and finally playing in the venue I want to see them in. About time.
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 2d
Now you may think that tonight’s dinner of steak with broccolini and mushrooms tossed in instant noodles is the same as last nights steak with broccolini and mushrooms tossed thru instant packet pasta…

But it’s completely different.
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Wolfie Rankin @wolfierankin.bsky.social Β· 3d
Trump is demolishing that building because of that lovely photo of Obama and his dog.

Trump is so devoid of love, that he couldn't connect with one.

He has the soul of a rotting turnip.
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 3d
that's generally what we all say when you post a pic
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social Β· 4d
So Trump bulldozed a third of the White House complex. And they’re trying to keep the photos off limits.
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 4d
Agrees with AJ

You already are hot.
We love to see you doing things that make you happy and build confidence. πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ₯΅
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BlueVoter @bluevoter24.bsky.social Β· 6d
He doesn't like us. Really. #politics #fascism
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 6d
So sorry Joel. Sending virtual hugs πŸ’–πŸ’–
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 6d
Birthday haul. And we went and saw back to the future the musical. And holy shit it was SOOO GOOD
A collection of presentation a table. They include a box of chocolates, a wooden and resin salad rings set, a $100 visa gift card, the Preppy Kitchen cookbook, a 3 in 1 stick blender set, a large bag of peanut M&Ms and a fat stack of $50 bills
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 7d
Thanks westpac πŸ™„

When did literally every company and app become so needy….
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 7d
If Madonna threw in Cherish to the celebration tour setlist we’d have all 3 of my least fave songs.
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 7d
Thank you lovely πŸ’–πŸ’–xxx
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 7d
I am
Laughing way too hard at this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 7d
This look shouts Hawaii .. I’m gon fuck you up and we are here for it.
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ScotiaJay πŸŒˆπŸΎπŸ’– @essjayel.bsky.social Β· 7d
Ringing my birthday in with my other queen tonight. As always the opening is pure hype but her reveal and first look… my god.
#JanetJackson #AllForYouTour #Queen
Janet on stage at the start of her concert looking fierce as fuck. Her hair is wavy with blonde highlights and her eye makeup and contour is so sharp it could cut a persons throat. The look in her eyes as she surveys the audience is dominant and she knows she is in control. We are all her servants tonight and we’re grateful for the privilege
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