Oh, I know. I grew up in the country. I am quite familiar.

Probably. Also, a person who was missing teeth *and* limbs talked to me about fishing in the checkout line.

TL;DR: if you JUST inhale the yogurt, you choke. If you ALSO immerse your mouth and nose with it AND it is liquid, you also drown in it.

I love Venn diagrams.

See, "choking" specifically refers to a physical blockage of the airway, via an internal or external force. "Drowning" means blockage of the airway due to immersion of the mouth/nose in liquid. "Liquid" can of course mean a collection of solids that BEHAVE like a liquid, like sand. Or yogurt.

I know you probably weren't looking for an actual answer, but technically, the answer is yes, both, if the yogurt can be classified as a liquid.

The important thing about singing Gaudeamus is that you stomp your feet on the third verse *slightly* off the beat.

I hereby declare you an honorary Smithie.

I give you the lyrics to "Gaudeamus Igitur," a memory of Quad Riot 2004, and the ability to vandalize the Wikipedia page of the college president.

I was hasty here. He is also blaming disabled people. And probably women. I’m not gonna listen to the presser. Probably some combo of all of the above. Because he’s an ableist, misogynistic, racist dude. He’s not blaming DEI, is the point. He’s targeting specific marginalized groups bc he’s a bigot.

I know this isn’t a new thought but today of all days, to run headlines with that line about blaming DEI, when he’s just being fucking racist is absolutely disgusting. This industry has a major problem and is not prepared to meet this moment. It’s awful.

The CPR training dummy at work is a piece of crap.