The words of a certain bristolian friend echo in my head- "if you're on a night out and get too drunk to go home, just pop in a bush in someone's yard, sleep it off, and be gone before they're up and notice you."

Is this just....standard British advice

this popped up in my fb memories, and I don't think it got the attention it deserved 9 yrs ago. So here u r: #boisrus

idk who runs this "independent news" page but sometimes I like to look through their posts to remind myself it is not worth arguing w fucking idiots who refuse to learn

Sometimes you choose the Valentine's card you're gonna give your partner, and sometimes the Valentine's card choo-choo-chooses you.

anyway if anybody needs me I'm gonna continue the efforts of inebriated slightly sapphic 16 y/o me and try to figure out how to draw anatomy.

nobody has hands. nobody has feet. nobody has a face. but everybody is boobz. starting to suspect this method is exactly why I can't draw these things...hmm

I've been taking uber to work for almost a year, and rates have never been MORE THAN DOUBLE the normal price.

Usually it's $16-18. This screenshot was after it went down from $40 a few mins earlier.

What gives. 😭