The little things make it worth it 🥲

Esp bc I initially lost the cricket and got scared it hopped behind me near my butt

#nature or something, I don't know. I'm trying.

(also clarifying this isn't a, "they aren't capable," thing. This is a, "this feels like bullshit make believe I couldn't explain to my ancestors sometimes")

I don't care how mad I am about my husband Jacobi murdering me 200 years ago. If you try to teach me about credit scores and securing a mortgage against my will as a 19th century farm wife, I'll exorcise my own damn self outta there. Fuck you.

Pros:
+ toilet was a much more appropriate size for toilet-hugging activities

Cons:
- my coworkers now know I sound like the receiving end of an exorcism while vomiting
- I'm pretty sure I need IV fluids but I ain't got insurance for that shit and the va hasn't been helpful so 💀
- ow / ahhhhh

I literally just saved it from destruction this afternoon bc it b&e'd my apartment for the first time. Sweet baby child, I know it is getting colder but I am not your mom.