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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery

@ethanlavery.bsky.social

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Mostly Virginia Tech and Packers stuff. (And McLaren F1, and the Nationals when they actually try to field a team)

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · Nov 9

Created a Virginia Tech Fans Starter Pack and I hope to add more to it as I see more folks on here.

go.bsky.app/HQ5Xf3M

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 5h

Just what I always wanted! Thanks!

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 6h

Fine. Fine.

I will coach UNC football. I think that I would do a good job.

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 6h

The two that come immediately to mind are:

Botetourt
Norfolk

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 6h

Blue Screen of Death

Matt Baker @mattbakercfb.bsky.social · 6h

On the other site.

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 6h

Oh, I am all in

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 6h

Virginia Tech basketball, stand up!

@ethanlavery.bsky.social

Children of the Core @the-core.lol · 9h

Oh. My. God.

What if The Black Album was actually black

youtu.be/aQLJ4j2d2k4?...

Metallica - The Black Album (If it was Funk)

YouTube video by Conhuir

youtu.be

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 6h

"Ok. My turn."

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 8h

My wife asked my kids what they should get me for my birthday and they went with assorted jerky sticks, which honestly is about the best outcome I could have hoped for.

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 13h

New River Valley!

(Real answer is San Fernando)

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 13h

4-4 Bear Front!

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 13h

Yes, it's stupid, but dammit I'm back in.

Bleeding Cool @bleedingcool.com · 13h

One-Punch Man Season 3 is on its way, with the anime set to premiere on Hulu, Netflix, and Crunchyroll worldwide beginning October 12th. / #OnePunchMan

One-Punch Man Season 3 is on its way, with the anime set to premiere on Hulu, Netflix, and Crunchyroll worldwide beginning October 12th.

dlvr.it

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 13h

Needless to say, I was standing in the right place for my reaction.

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 13h

@kylebandujo.bsky.social @cwdarney.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
Listened to the BSS Logan Lucky episode and got to the discussion of The Ring.

I saw it in college in a dorm room with a bunch of other guys. After the movie, I'm using a urinal in the hall bathroom and a guy bearhugs me.

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 14h

You are actually doing a great job of prepping yourself for college, even if you don't realize it.

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 14h

Sorry man

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 14h

Godfrey didn't tell you had a plus one? Weird...

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 15h

What a weird way to find out that Godfrey Killed College Football

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 15h

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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 15h

The failure of playing by Jordon Rules: www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...

Guest column | Who knew Bill Belichick would be a disaster at UNC? Anyone paying attention.

Tar Heels boosters intent on making a splash hired the eight-time Super Bowl winner to lead their program. An actual college football coach would have made more sense.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 15h

I'm saying yes to Mister Terrific, only because as an AD, I'd want to be able to sell our school as the Fair Play Club.

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 16h

I'm going to include SVU, only so that Ice-T can lead the singing of "One Day More", but replacing the title lyric with "That's Messed Up" and have the song about the new street drugs the kids are doing.

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 18h

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Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 20h

"So we can fall again and then stumble in for the winning touchdown?"

"Uhh, sure? I guess?"

Ethan "Candycorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 20h

Yes