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Uni
@eunniswab.bsky.social
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getting your eyebrows to look right feels like getting an unwieldy and complicated piece of furniture through a small door frame
May 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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While all you morons were putting cash into your 401ks, I spent my adulthood investing in magic beans. They all laughed at me, but look where we are now. In the post-apocalyptic Hellscape, the one who controls the beans is queen.
April 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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late to the party but this is the most insane 2 seconds in the history of music
April 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
it’s just about time for sun baked jacket, scalp and a cool breeze that makes you gather your lapels 😤
April 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
apple stopped selling their lightning aux adapter. count your days apple. we with wired headphones will grow underfoot unnoticed until it is too late
March 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I'm not like other girls...

(I image you're rolling your eyes: "What is she, a Pick-Me?" But, I wasn't finished)

...I'm worse.😂

It's human to jump to conclusions. But how about a little humility once you get the whole story?—It's the only way to laugh!

I cherish my followers.
March 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I can’t have disposable income. I’ll start getting things like a $100 water filter. a $160 hypochlorous acid generator. a tent. a handgun. I’ll open up a food bank. I’d be so bad 😝
March 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
winter is leaving me a dried out husk, and I fear I may never reconstitute the same 😔
January 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
thinking about carrying a handkerchief around. I could do things like, you know, comfort a crying lad. polish an apple. wave farewell by the dock. cough up blood. all the important stuff
January 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the other day I found out my nostrils are asymmetrical. so needless to say don’t fucking talk to me
January 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 2,1947
January 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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posting on bluesky
December 12, 2024 at 12:40 AM
it’s so funny those times when life sucks so bad that you have no other choice but to become a better person. and a philosopher
November 27, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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I think the most frustrating part about all of this isn’t losing the numbers, I can always hit 48k again. It’s leaving behind a ton of memories all because of some man baby running what used to be my favorite platform into the ground
November 15, 2024 at 11:47 AM