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Euthyphro
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Me and who?
A drawing of two golden retriever looking dogs in a white boat on green waves against a blue background with red hearts yellow stars a crescent moon and the words “high tide or low tide I’ll be by your side.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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It may be winter outside but it is summer on my plate (and in my heart)
Avocado strawberries and feta on toast on a pink citrus plate on a white countertop
February 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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It’s up to the gods but this giant doof says, “I can have friend?”
A blue eyed Aussie on a blue and white striped rug looking up plaintively at me because I have cheese.
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Ok. Bluesky not being the allegations.
Someone quote tweeting my request for help with sourcing poke cards and calling me a cuckbag for having locked replies, thereby demonstrating why locking replies is the choice I’ve made.
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Hello, good morning, I am insane. I called the local shelter to ask about getting a second dog.
A black doodle with a very sad face resting on a cushion
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Connections heard your complaints and said, “fuck you.”
Four rows of four images in squares composed of different distributions of lines and dots.
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Brb. Gonna explode my heart.
Two coffee creamer shaped packets that are espresso shots to add to coffee with 40mg of caffeine in each on a wooden desk in between a blue binder and desk calendar.
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Lunch break beach walk
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Work computer says, “go to Munich”
Photo of computer background with a photo of Bavaria the text, “celebrate Bavarian style with a warm pretzel and a stein full of Munich’s favorite drink.”
February 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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I was kind to someone for no reason and they made me an original oil painting of my favorite place on earth 😭😭
An oil painting of beach roses in bloom next to an old tree and the ocean
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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For everyone whose heart is hurting, a pink sunset.
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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This is who runs this account
Gandalf looking wizard in a bejeweled pink rob sitting on a yellow couch in what appears to be a 70s styled living room holding a wine glass. Yellow text above him reads, “sorry darling I only date people who’ve had a spiritual awakening born from darkness.”
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Describe your bluesky account in a single image
Homer eating a donut on a beach
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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Everything is terrible so here’s a very happy dog with a giant bone.
An Australian shepherd very intensely staring into the camera because he is so proud of the bone in his mouth.
January 29, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Obligatory “I found within me an invincible summer.”
Screenshot of a news preview from the Portland press herald that begins with, “In the depths of winter,”
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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It is still snowing.
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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The climate chaos we’re experiencing now…. is a direct, conscious choice by the state to allow certain people to die. It kills through heatwaves, asthma, hunger, and displacement instead of bullets and batons, but the logic behind both is identical: certain people, mostly brown, can be sacrificed.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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The calm before the storm.
January 25, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Precipitation totals for next 24 hours: 19-23 inches of snow.
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Sen. Cortez Masto Statement Opposing Current DHS Funding Bill "The Trump Administration and Kristi Noem are putting undertrained, combative federal agents on the streets with no accountability. They are oppressing Americans and are at odds with local law enforcement. This is clearly not about keeping Americans safe, it's brutalizing U.S. citizens and law-abiding immigrants. I will not support the current Homeland Security funding bill. We have bipartisan agreement on 96% of the budget. We've already passed six funding bills. Let's pass the remaining five bipartisan bills and fund essential agencies while we continue to fight for a Department of Homeland Security that respects Americans' constitutional rights and preserves federal law enforcement's essential role to keep us safe." Catherine Cortez Masto U.S. Senator for Nevada
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Rare sighting of the active voice on the nyt. Have we reached a turning point?
Screen shot of the nyt app. It reads, “federal officers shoot person in Minneapolis.” The photo shows a police tape, an officer pointing a gun, and what looks like tear gas.
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Double down and I feel good! Car started, too!
Me in a down suit under a down coat inside of a car.
January 24, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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I am going to die 🥶
Extreme cold and confidence is growing for a snowstorm in Maine Tracking a snow storm that could bring over a foot of snow in parts of Maine. Map of northern New England showing a temp forecast. I’ll be in one of the warmest parts of the state, in a deadly negative 15° Fahrenheit.
January 23, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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Timeline cleanse.
Blue eyed Australian shepherd sitting in the snow, living his best life.
January 22, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Office views be like
Sunset behind a snowy hill with leaf bare trees and a gazebo
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 PM