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ev young
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I'm addicted to sneaker culture because I'm a masochist. I'm too poor to ever afford a pair of good sneakers and it gets me so fucking horny
March 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
you hate Elon musk? okay man, yeah, I mean, yeah.
March 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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youtube would be a good new name for pornhub
January 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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“soaking doesn’t work”
“you can’t lay good pipe when you soak”
“soaking is off-putting and weird”
fucking nonbelievers, all of you
January 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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i have a disgusting sweaty body and i never shower. disgusting, filthy sweaty body. i just lay in my disgusting sweat all day. deal with it
January 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the liberal establishment isn’t doing shit about the deconstruction of the federal government bc they’re incapable losers who only got into politics because they romanticized the west wing. also, aaron sorkin is ugly.
February 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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yes i know the stove clicks to the beat of “it’s tricky” by run dmc but you are creating a gas leak
January 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
everyone who has a fireproof safe is a pedophile i’m not gonna explain
We’ve tested more than a dozen safes over the years, even burning five of them in a controlled fire, to find the best fireproof document safes. nyti.ms/3WGcv71
January 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i have a disgusting sweaty body and i never shower. disgusting, filthy sweaty body. i just lay in my disgusting sweat all day. deal with it
January 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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My mom told me which of you guys on here she has a crush on and it's not who you think
January 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Considering America spent the remainder of the 20th century committing the most heinous acts of violence across the global south, maybe the USSR should have had those ballistic missiles
January 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
where tf does commie bluesky live i need to be adopted
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“soaking doesn’t work”
“you can’t lay good pipe when you soak”
“soaking is off-putting and weird”
fucking nonbelievers, all of you
January 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“it’s gonna be very good bill” is wild
January 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
is trump back ????
January 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
mike johnson: trump is a great man. an honorable man. i am proud to serve him

trump: liz cheney is a c*nt
January 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
hello gm what’s going on today
January 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
self help books that overuse “fuck” to make their silly advice seem more relatable should be left in 2015. this sucks.
This might be the best paragraph ever written in human history.

From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
January 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
jd vance wants you to think he’s evil so bad when he’s really just a ham
January 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“i gwot a wittle bit of mommy issues” 👉👈🥺
January 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy you used to send on a Crusade so he’d stop bothering you and die from incompetence
January 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“i have never made my wife cum because i’m the straightest guy ever” is like four levels of parody where you can’t make it up so when it’s said unironically irl it is actually VERY ironic and VERY funny i am a genius by the way
January 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
tiktok? nah i don’t know about that. lick cock? yeah know nothing about that
January 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
youtube would be a good new name for pornhub
January 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
wrestling is fake you dumb kid. fucking stupid eight year old. watch what is REAL
January 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM