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ICE is operating like how slave catchers would’ve operated if they had technology
January 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
ICE is operating like how slave catchers would’ve operated if they had technology
ICE is operating like how slave catchers would’ve operated if they had technology
January 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
ICE is operating like how slave catchers would’ve operated if they had technology
if there is a resolution to fund ICE in this way, anyone who votes for it needs to go
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
if there is a resolution to fund ICE in this way, anyone who votes for it needs to go
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THE PROBLEM ISN'T TRAINING. Jonathan Ross was a 9-year veteran of ICE, and his quick-draw shooting of Renee Good was smooth and practiced. The answer to brutality isn't better-trained brutality, the answer is to abolish ICE root and branch
it actions like this that make people, especially gen z, despise the democratic party. what are we doing here
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
THE PROBLEM ISN'T TRAINING. Jonathan Ross was a 9-year veteran of ICE, and his quick-draw shooting of Renee Good was smooth and practiced. The answer to brutality isn't better-trained brutality, the answer is to abolish ICE root and branch
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
they support this, but want to support it silently
they support this, but want to support it silently
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
they support this, but want to support it silently
they support this, but want to support it silently
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it’s clear that establishment dems support what’s going on, they just want it to be done more politely
January 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
it’s clear that establishment dems support what’s going on, they just want it to be done more politely
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the people’s dilbert
issue #3
issue #3
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
the people’s dilbert
issue #3
issue #3
tim waltz is a weak politician who does not have the ability to stand up to trump or fight against the horrific things happening in his state
January 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
tim waltz is a weak politician who does not have the ability to stand up to trump or fight against the horrific things happening in his state
one of the weakest and worst responses ive ever seen from a politician
January 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
one of the weakest and worst responses ive ever seen from a politician
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Dear Khwarazmian citizens,
Just ignore him, don't take the bait. Genghis Khan just wants you to notice him. If you fight, what good will it do? We can't use violence this is not who we are. I wrote him a letter too. Hopefully that settles it, but if he doesn't agree, please let him conquer you.
Just ignore him, don't take the bait. Genghis Khan just wants you to notice him. If you fight, what good will it do? We can't use violence this is not who we are. I wrote him a letter too. Hopefully that settles it, but if he doesn't agree, please let him conquer you.
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Dear Khwarazmian citizens,
Just ignore him, don't take the bait. Genghis Khan just wants you to notice him. If you fight, what good will it do? We can't use violence this is not who we are. I wrote him a letter too. Hopefully that settles it, but if he doesn't agree, please let him conquer you.
Just ignore him, don't take the bait. Genghis Khan just wants you to notice him. If you fight, what good will it do? We can't use violence this is not who we are. I wrote him a letter too. Hopefully that settles it, but if he doesn't agree, please let him conquer you.
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Dear Genghis Khan,
Kindly stop invading and killing us. We don't like it. We're not sure if anybody has told you. Your horde is very rude and we would rather not have you trampling our azalea bushes. Thank you for your attention and understanding in this matter.
Yours,
the Khwarazmian Empire
Kindly stop invading and killing us. We don't like it. We're not sure if anybody has told you. Your horde is very rude and we would rather not have you trampling our azalea bushes. Thank you for your attention and understanding in this matter.
Yours,
the Khwarazmian Empire
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Dear Genghis Khan,
Kindly stop invading and killing us. We don't like it. We're not sure if anybody has told you. Your horde is very rude and we would rather not have you trampling our azalea bushes. Thank you for your attention and understanding in this matter.
Yours,
the Khwarazmian Empire
Kindly stop invading and killing us. We don't like it. We're not sure if anybody has told you. Your horde is very rude and we would rather not have you trampling our azalea bushes. Thank you for your attention and understanding in this matter.
Yours,
the Khwarazmian Empire
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
you can’t fight fascism with “pretty please”
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
you can’t fight fascism with “pretty please”
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You've been on this same schtick for over a month now, while things have gotten progressively worse for your constituents.
Leadership is hard! Might be worth trying some time anyway though?
Leadership is hard! Might be worth trying some time anyway though?
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 AM
You've been on this same schtick for over a month now, while things have gotten progressively worse for your constituents.
Leadership is hard! Might be worth trying some time anyway though?
Leadership is hard! Might be worth trying some time anyway though?
IF I SEE ANY OF YOU…FUCKERS DRINKING YOUR HALF-MILKS I OTTAH GUN YA DOWN RIGHT THERE!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
IF I SEE ANY OF YOU…FUCKERS DRINKING YOUR HALF-MILKS I OTTAH GUN YA DOWN RIGHT THERE!!!!
this guy is on his way out of office. he is genuinely awful for this country.
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
this guy is on his way out of office. he is genuinely awful for this country.
wow, people are pretty stupid, huh?
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
wow, people are pretty stupid, huh?
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in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it
qualified immunity is the fucking worst. what do you mean if a police officer steals money or kills somebody in a way never seen before they’re fine???
January 14, 2026 at 12:44 PM
qualified immunity is the fucking worst. what do you mean if a police officer steals money or kills somebody in a way never seen before they’re fine???
the only good billionaire is mackenzie scott, and i won’t be taking any questions at this time
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
the only good billionaire is mackenzie scott, and i won’t be taking any questions at this time
howith dareith thou mateth jokes in theseith timesiths
January 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
howith dareith thou mateth jokes in theseith timesiths
me: what did the dog say to the cat…MEOWve over kitty-cat!!!
first comment: wow, people are dying and you are telling jockes??? waht an abhorrent human!!!
first comment: wow, people are dying and you are telling jockes??? waht an abhorrent human!!!
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
me: what did the dog say to the cat…MEOWve over kitty-cat!!!
first comment: wow, people are dying and you are telling jockes??? waht an abhorrent human!!!
first comment: wow, people are dying and you are telling jockes??? waht an abhorrent human!!!