Dr. Gay Idiot, PhD
@evan-tuality.bsky.social
Computational biologist, walkable city enjoyer and national embarrassment. Opinions are not my own.
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Call your elected representatives and demand action to stop the ongoing censorship, defunding and sabotage of life-saving research.
All Cats Are Babies (ACAB)
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
All Cats Are Babies (ACAB)
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
And as I sat there, owning the libs, I began to wonder if perhaps they were owning me.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
And as I sat there, owning the libs, I began to wonder if perhaps they were owning me.
Why does gay music sound like that
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Why does gay music sound like that
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Pretty impressive that through this entire scandal and press blitz, RFK Jr. hasn't lost focus on his life's work of shortening the life expectancy of the average American and endangering the lives of children.
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pretty impressive that through this entire scandal and press blitz, RFK Jr. hasn't lost focus on his life's work of shortening the life expectancy of the average American and endangering the lives of children.
I run simulations to avoid doing math.
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I run simulations to avoid doing math.
Nothing interesting happens.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Nothing interesting happens.
Grindr must be so fun on the Samsung Smart Fridge
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Grindr must be so fun on the Samsung Smart Fridge
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I miss my cat because I can’t blame farts on him anymore.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I miss my cat because I can’t blame farts on him anymore.
Breaking: RFK Jr. has released new dietary guidelines encouraging Americans to eat a credit card weekly to ensure they get enough microplastics.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Breaking: RFK Jr. has released new dietary guidelines encouraging Americans to eat a credit card weekly to ensure they get enough microplastics.
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can mamdani come talk to my parents
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
can mamdani come talk to my parents
All the Whos down in Whoville have for years opposed zoning reform, preventing the development of dense housing and displacing the Grinch population.
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
All the Whos down in Whoville have for years opposed zoning reform, preventing the development of dense housing and displacing the Grinch population.
Imperial measurements make perfect sense. An ounce is the amount of weed British kings used to smoke in one sitting.
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Imperial measurements make perfect sense. An ounce is the amount of weed British kings used to smoke in one sitting.
To compensate for falling vaccination rates, I will be getting 3 million MMR vaccines to boost the average vaccination rate in this country. I will save public health and become a god.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
To compensate for falling vaccination rates, I will be getting 3 million MMR vaccines to boost the average vaccination rate in this country. I will save public health and become a god.
You fool! I have already reduced the sanctity of your heterosexual marriage!
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You fool! I have already reduced the sanctity of your heterosexual marriage!
I stopped doing benchtop biology because I sucked at it. On the plus side, I never get emergency texts from a -80C freezer, and never have to ask anyone to babysit my flies or cells to take a trip. No 2 AM timepoints. Just me and my computer and as many uncovered beverages as I want.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I stopped doing benchtop biology because I sucked at it. On the plus side, I never get emergency texts from a -80C freezer, and never have to ask anyone to babysit my flies or cells to take a trip. No 2 AM timepoints. Just me and my computer and as many uncovered beverages as I want.
Just failed No Thought November
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just failed No Thought November
Are you a magic sword? Because I’d love to have an Ex of your caliber
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Are you a magic sword? Because I’d love to have an Ex of your caliber
I want a government small enough to fit inside me
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I want a government small enough to fit inside me
Most people do not eat a credit card’s worth of plastic every week. The average is inflated by Microplastics Georg, who lives in a cave and eats 20000 credit cards per day.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Most people do not eat a credit card’s worth of plastic every week. The average is inflated by Microplastics Georg, who lives in a cave and eats 20000 credit cards per day.
During my PhD I was openly gay but was closeted about my desire to work in industry.
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
During my PhD I was openly gay but was closeted about my desire to work in industry.
Jesus loved to create value for shareholders
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Jesus loved to create value for shareholders
“Locktober” is when you “lock in” and focus on your family and values for the month of October. Make sure to tell everyone you celebrate.
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Locktober” is when you “lock in” and focus on your family and values for the month of October. Make sure to tell everyone you celebrate.