Evan
@evanhnp.bsky.social
Balding and malding
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If someone tells you they learned a lot about history by playing Paradox grand strategy games, they’re probably overstating their knowledge. But you better believe they have the stellar command of geography to find whatever you want on a map.
January 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If someone tells you they learned a lot about history by playing Paradox grand strategy games, they’re probably overstating their knowledge. But you better believe they have the stellar command of geography to find whatever you want on a map.
If you don’t lock in for the shareholders, who will?
fuck osha real ones die on the job site
January 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you don’t lock in for the shareholders, who will?
I for one can’t wait for the New Nintendo Switch 3DS XL to drop in 3 years
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I for one can’t wait for the New Nintendo Switch 3DS XL to drop in 3 years
Like this skeet if you enjoy nice cuddles on the couch or Hitler fanfic
December 27, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Like this skeet if you enjoy nice cuddles on the couch or Hitler fanfic
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
Eat. Sleep. Twerk. Repeat.
December 9, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Eat. Sleep. Twerk. Repeat.
You WILL spend over an hour reading about Alexander the Great and the Buddha
This was a very fun project to dive into about how Hellenism and Buddhism became early international cultural systems in the classical period and then ran into each other and crossed over. I feel like I learned a ton researching it and I’m glad I fell down the rabbithole.
Buddha, Alexander, and the Intertwining of Eurasia
The following is what is titled by historians Major Rock Edict XIII of Ashoka, which was issued in 256 BC and inscribed in large stone inscriptions along with others in several places throughout th…
livinginthelongueduree.com
December 6, 2024 at 10:10 PM
You WILL spend over an hour reading about Alexander the Great and the Buddha
Guys we’re stanning Tyler now
10lbs from my end of year goal and I think I might just make it!
December 6, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Guys we’re stanning Tyler now
She’s just like me fr fr
It’s 7am and I haven’t slept yet 😵💫
December 4, 2024 at 11:39 PM
She’s just like me fr fr
The children yearn for the mines
An Oklahoma-based cleaning company has been fined nearly $172,000 after federal investigators found that it had hired nearly a dozen children to work dangerous overnight shifts at an Iowa slaughterhouse.
Children Worked Dangerous Shifts at Iowa Slaughterhouse, Inquiry Finds
Qvest Sanitation was ordered to pay nearly $172,000 after the Labor Department found it had employed 11 children to clean equipment on overnight shifts at a pork processing plant in Sioux City, Iowa.
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:10 PM
The children yearn for the mines
Funniest thing I’ve seen all week
December 2, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Funniest thing I’ve seen all week
Coffee is for the weak
Grow up
Grow up
December 2, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Coffee is for the weak
Grow up
Grow up
I will NOT stop for pedestrians
I will NOT stop for red lights
I am NOT a part of your system
I will NOT stop for red lights
I am NOT a part of your system
November 27, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I will NOT stop for pedestrians
I will NOT stop for red lights
I am NOT a part of your system
I will NOT stop for red lights
I am NOT a part of your system
This is your reminder to think about the Roman Empire today
November 25, 2024 at 7:43 PM
This is your reminder to think about the Roman Empire today
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
i thought we'd be up to seven loko by now
November 24, 2024 at 6:49 PM
i thought we'd be up to seven loko by now
Guys I fucked up im still awake
November 22, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Guys I fucked up im still awake
Nvm I found the answer
Clench your jaw. Drink only caffeine. Don’t go to bed until 3 AM. Forget to eat anything until 6 tonight and then eat 2.5 plates of pasta. We’re in this together.
November 22, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Nvm I found the answer
Is 2:45am an acceptable bed time
November 22, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Is 2:45am an acceptable bed time
Does anyone else keep reading it Blue-ski? No? Just me?
Damn.
Damn.
November 21, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Does anyone else keep reading it Blue-ski? No? Just me?
Damn.
Damn.
I'd like to take a moment to point out that where Twitter had "tweets," Bluesky has "skeets" and that's beautiful.
November 20, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I'd like to take a moment to point out that where Twitter had "tweets," Bluesky has "skeets" and that's beautiful.
This is our final warning
Please people use .zip not .rar
November 20, 2024 at 7:25 AM
This is our final warning
San Marino has had 20 female leaders, the most of any existing country.
Typical San Marino W.
Typical San Marino W.
November 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
San Marino has had 20 female leaders, the most of any existing country.
Typical San Marino W.
Typical San Marino W.