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The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it
March 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
February 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Dallas Express reports that sitting 81-year-old congresswoman Kay Granger is secretly residing in a memory care and assisted living facility.

Granger hasn't cast any votes since July, isn't answering phone calls and vacated her physical office sometime before Thanksgiving.
EXCLUSIVE: Where is Congresswoman Kay Granger?
Amid the ongoing drama in D.C. with Congress debating on an interim spending bill a key question has arisen, "Where is Congresswoman Kay Granger?"
dallasexpress.com
December 22, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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my favorite is how Xi Jinping wears the same party badge as everyone else at CPC meetings like "Hi! My name is: Xi Jinping."

shit dawg, we know; it's not like you're the party undersecretary of Bumfuckshan, Nowhereszhang
October 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM