Eve C. Lastname
@evequickly.bsky.social
I guess they decided the million to the inauguration wasn’t the best investment. 🤷♀️
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I guess they decided the million to the inauguration wasn’t the best investment. 🤷♀️
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#Epstein didn’t get rich by accident. He was built, funded, protected. And now, as survivors are gone and the #MAGA machine melts down, the cover-up is cracking. Trump’s name is in the files. #Congress is demanding answers. The firewall is breaking.
open.substack.com/pub/marygedd...
open.substack.com/pub/marygedd...
The Empire of Silence: How Epstein’s Network Was Built to Last
From intelligence-backed blackmail to Trump’s unraveling lies, the firewall protecting America’s predators is cracking—and the public isn’t looking away.
open.substack.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
#Epstein didn’t get rich by accident. He was built, funded, protected. And now, as survivors are gone and the #MAGA machine melts down, the cover-up is cracking. Trump’s name is in the files. #Congress is demanding answers. The firewall is breaking.
open.substack.com/pub/marygedd...
open.substack.com/pub/marygedd...
A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-c...
A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou...
www.mcsweeneys.net
June 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-c...
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People need to be hearing about this shit every single day. Zoom in on literally anything here.
April 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
People need to be hearing about this shit every single day. Zoom in on literally anything here.
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It’s fun to whipsaw back and forth five times every day between “Don’t overreact to alarming news” and “OK should I be hoarding food or something.”
March 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s fun to whipsaw back and forth five times every day between “Don’t overreact to alarming news” and “OK should I be hoarding food or something.”
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Rest in peace President Carter
I kept changing my mind which Carter cartoon i should go with. Here's all three.
December 30, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Rest in peace President Carter
What The Fuck Is A “Vaccine Skeptic”? - defector.com/what-the-fuc...
November 24, 2024 at 2:59 AM
What The Fuck Is A “Vaccine Skeptic”? - defector.com/what-the-fuc...
Is it normal to sing “you’re my blue sky, you’re my sunny day” when opening the app?
November 13, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Is it normal to sing “you’re my blue sky, you’re my sunny day” when opening the app?
Please chisel “Everyone loves a spreadsheet” on my tombstone as I have someone show me a pivot table they want me to recreate in reporting.
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Please chisel “Everyone loves a spreadsheet” on my tombstone as I have someone show me a pivot table they want me to recreate in reporting.
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I know it’s not a lot in the grand scheme of things but I still hate the header bar search box in Outlook. Total garbage.
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I know it’s not a lot in the grand scheme of things but I still hate the header bar search box in Outlook. Total garbage.
.@EffinBirds Can we get a bird about how I’ll never join your fucking meeting early because I value those few extra moments of sanity? Pretty please 🥹
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
.@EffinBirds Can we get a bird about how I’ll never join your fucking meeting early because I value those few extra moments of sanity? Pretty please 🥹
@Britpoptarts I assume TFG means the former guy but when I see it I think THAT FUCKING GUY but that’s right too, right?!
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
@Britpoptarts I assume TFG means the former guy but when I see it I think THAT FUCKING GUY but that’s right too, right?!
Buy your wife TSA Precheck - problem solved. This is not hard. https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/06/dear-prudence-have-precheck-wife-doesnt-argument.html
Help! My Wife Wants Me to Stay With Her in the Normie Line Even Though I Have PreCheck.
Help! My Wife Wants Me to Stay With Her in the Normie Line Even Though I Have PreCheck.
Help! My Wife Wants Me to Stay With Her in the Normie Lin...
Is it rude for me to leave her behind?
slate.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Buy your wife TSA Precheck - problem solved. This is not hard. https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/06/dear-prudence-have-precheck-wife-doesnt-argument.html
Help! My Wife Wants Me to Stay With Her in the Normie Line Even Though I Have PreCheck.
Help! My Wife Wants Me to Stay With Her in the Normie Line Even Though I Have PreCheck.
End of the article has some resources to assist in the COVID crisis in India. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/politics/a36290840/india-covid-19-crisis-yoga-community-silence/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&utm_content=algorithm
There’s a COVID-19 Crisis in India—and the Yoga Community...
Many love their chai tea and vinyasa but are silent about...
www.cosmopolitan.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
End of the article has some resources to assist in the COVID crisis in India. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/politics/a36290840/india-covid-19-crisis-yoga-community-silence/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&utm_content=algorithm
I know in the grand scheme of things it is so very minor as to be inconsequential, but every time I see that damn Outlook search bar in the title bar my hate for it burns anew.
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I know in the grand scheme of things it is so very minor as to be inconsequential, but every time I see that damn Outlook search bar in the title bar my hate for it burns anew.
I have never missed Television Without Pity (or should I say Mighty Big TV?) as much as while I was watching @FlightAttendant
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I have never missed Television Without Pity (or should I say Mighty Big TV?) as much as while I was watching @FlightAttendant
Some heroes don’t wear capes.
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Some heroes don’t wear capes.
@Microsoft365 I despise your Outlook title bar search. I hope enough people do so you change it.
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
@Microsoft365 I despise your Outlook title bar search. I hope enough people do so you change it.
Advertisers, when I click on a picture of an item you are selling I want to be linked directly to that item. This is not hard.
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Advertisers, when I click on a picture of an item you are selling I want to be linked directly to that item. This is not hard.
This was not the time to run out of Prilosec. 😳
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
This was not the time to run out of Prilosec. 😳