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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY ENGAGES IN A BATTLE WITH SANTA CLAUS!! HIS KUNG FU IS UNDEFEATED AT THE CONCLUSION
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY ENTREATS MR. NUTTY TO EXAMINE HIS NEW FIGURINE!! IT IS SANTA, DRESSED LIKE A COWBOY, WHO IS PLAYING A FIDDLE FOR A DOG, WHO IS ALSO DRESSED LIKE A COWBOY!! IT COMMEMORATES HIS RELEASE FROM PRISON!!!
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY AND HIS SISTER ARE DECORATING THEIR GIFT-EXCHANGE-DAY TREE WHEN SUDDENLY A MIST BEGINS TO SEEP IN THROUGH A VENT!! THE MIST IS CHANTING: HO HO HO IT'S SANTA!! AS A MIST THE SMALL CHILD, IN A PANIC, NOTICES THAT SHE HAS INHALED SOME POKEY ASSURES HER THEY WILL BEGIN TREATMENT TODAY
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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thenatewolf.bsky.social
Ep. 133 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social is How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

Join me and @murrman5.bsky.social as we listen to @ladybroseph.bsky.social laugh at Brent’s legs.
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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murrman5.bsky.social
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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helldude.bsky.social
if liking sexy ladies makes me a monster well, bust out your torches and pitchforks. i will not back down on this
October 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY AND THE MARBLES yellow5.com/pokey
THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY, WHO STANDS SEVERAL PACES AWAY FROM A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER!!!! HE HAS THROWN A SMALL OBJECT!! SHE ASKS: HELLO POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? HE RESPONDS: THROWING MARBLES AT LAW ENFORCEMENT!! THE MARBLE COLLIDES WITH A RESOUNDING POK! THE OFFICER TURNS AND BECRIES: YOU!!! THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS POKEY: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT POKEY??? POKEY TURNS TO THE COPPER AND SHOUTS!! COME GET ME COPPER!! THE COPPER SAYS ONLY: BUT YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY THE LITTLE GIRL THEN TURNS TO POKEY TO ASK: MAY I TRY POKEY???? HE INTONES: OF COURSE!! HERE IS A MARBLE SMALL CHILD SHE FACES THE COPPER AND HURLS THE MARBLE!! IT SOARS THROUGH THE AIR AND, WITH A NOISE, TRUNDLES OFF THE CAP OF THE OFFICER!! THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS WITH DELIGHT: TEE HEE!!! POKEY SHOUTS: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY THE OFFICER, WEAKLY: PLEASE NO LATER, OUR TWO FRIENDS ARE DRESSED IN GOLD AND FINERY!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: DID YOU FIND ALL OUR MARBLES POKEY?? HE RESPONDS: I DID!! HERE YOU GO
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
I HAVE INVENTED A COMPUTER PROGRAM YOU MAY USE TO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! HERE IS THE FIRST STEP
I AM ORDERING YOU TO PUT YOUR FACE INTO THE GLUE
October 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY THE PENGUIN IN "POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE" yellow5.com/pokey
WE FIRST OBSERVE A DENOTATIONAL CARD INDICATING THE ADVENTURE TO FOLLOW: POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE!!! PART ONE BEGINS! POKEY FACES THE SMALL CHILD, WHO GREETS HIM: HELLO POKEY HE RESPONDS: CAN'T TALK NOW, I'M RUNNING A MARATHON!! SHE RESPONDS IN TURN: YOU ARE EATING A SLICE OF PIZZA!! HE SAYS: IT IS A PIZZA MARATHON AS HE SHOVELS PIZZA INTO HIS GOB!! AND NOW, PART TWO!! POKEY AND A RACE OFFICIAL STAND ATOP SOME SORT OF REMOTE PILLAR! THE RACE OFFICIAL DECLARES: POKEY YOU HAVE WON A MARATHON!! POKEY RESPONDS: HOORAY! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN?? THE WOMEN APPEAR, HURLING TOMATOES AT POKEY!! THE RACE OFFICIAL SAYS: HERE THEY ARE POKEY CRIES OUT: IT IS A DREAM COME TRUE SUDDENLY...POKEY AWAKENS IN HIS HOME!! HE SAYS: IT WAS ALL A DREAM!! HE STEPS OUTSIDE AND THE WOMEN ARE BACK, PELTING HIM WITH TOMATOES!! OH NO!!! THE END!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY IS TRAINING!! BY MEANS OF CALISTHENICS, BOXING, AND THE LIKE!! FINALLY, HIS TRAINER APPROACHES AND ASKS: WHAT IS YOUR MISSION??? POKEY RESOUNDINGLY REJOINDERS: TO FIGHT THE ELDERLY!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
IT IS A NATIONAL DAY OF POKEY!!!
IT IS POKEY, STANDING AMONGST THE GREENERY OF THE LOVELY ARCTIC CIRCLE, STATING: HOORAY!
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
MR NUTTY AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS ARE WATCHING A TELEVISION PROGRAM!! MR NUTTY SAYS: WHAT SAY YOU, CHUM, ABOUT THIS NEW STYLE, WHERE THE JOKES ARE PUNCTUATED BY BLASTS OF MACHINE GUN FIRE?? THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS TURNS AND REJOINDERS: I FIND THE CALLS TO REVOLUTION STIRRING!!!! NOW LAUNCHING A MORTAR, MR NUTTY MUSES: MAYBE THIS TIME THE LIVING REALLY WILL ENVY THE DEAD!! THAT IS ALL!!!
September 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
IT IS POKEY!!! THAT IS ALL!!
September 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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cardtitan.bsky.social
We heard you wanted more artists at the EW. How about 16 of them!

Dan Frazier
Doug Shuler
Tom Wanerstrand
Daniel Gelon
Heather Hudson
Dave Palumbo
Margaret O’Keen
Phil Foglio
Kaja Foglio
Chuck Lukacs
Steve Belledin
Winona Nelson
Bryon Wackwitz
Brian Snoddy
Martina Pilcerova
Liz Danforth
September 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY IS LACONIC yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY, THE SMALL CHILD ASKS POKEY: ARE YOU LACONIC?? POKEY RESPONDS: I'M VERY LACONIC! HE THEN BEGINS A STORY, WHICH WE CAN ONLY SEE SMALL PARTS OF AS THE TEXT RUNS OFF THE PAGE IN THREE OF FOUR DIRECTIONS!! VISIBLE IN THIS SEA OF WORDS ARE FRAGMENTS ABOUT VISITING AN ESTABLISHMENT CALLED THE LAST STOP!! IS IT A BAR?? IS IT A RETIREMENT HOME?? THIS ISN'T CLEAR!! THERE IS MENTION OF RECITING THE SHAHADA WITH SINCERITY IN HIS HEART, OWING TO THE LIMITLESS WISDOM OF THE MOST MERCIFUL ONE!! HE SEEMS TO MAKE MENTION OF AN ADVENTURE INVOLVING A STAGECOACH WITH HIS NEW PAL KUPRIASHVILI!! AT LAST, HE SAYS: AND SIX MONTHS LATER, I ENDED UP HERE!! A MOMENT OF SILENCE PASSES!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: POKEY IS OUR GOLDEN AGE OVER? POKEY, STANDING, PENSIVE, SAYS NOTHING!! REFLECTING, HE SEEMS ABOUT TO SPEAK!!! THAT IS ALL!
August 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY AND ONE-HUNDRED YEARS IN THE FUTURE yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY AND MR NUTTY ARE STANDING ATOP THE ICE, SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS!! POKEY STATES: MR NUTTY!! ESPY WHAT I POSSESS POKEY IS HOLDING A FILM CANISTER!! MR NUTTY SAYS: SMASHING! POKEY REPLIES: I HAVE PRODUCED THIS FILM WHICH WILL NOT BE SCREENED FOR...ONE-HUNDRED YEARS!! MR NUTTY ASKS: SHALL WE GO SEE ITS RECEPTION, OLD BEAN?? POKEY, BRUSQUELY: OK NOW IN THE TIME-CANOE, THE TWO FRIENDS PROCEED ONE-HUNDRED YEARS INTO THE FUTURE!! AT THE SCREENING, THE FILM-MASTER ANNOUNCES: WHY, IT'S POKEY! AND HE'S DOING THE MACARENA!! THE FILM CONTINUES TO PLAY, THE DULCET NOTES OF THE MACARENA FILLING THE AIR, "HEYYY MACARENA!!" AS POKEY ANNOUNCES: IT IS A MESSAGE WHOSE CULTURAL RELEVANCE WILL NEVER DIMINISH ONE-HUNDRED YEARS EARLIER, POKEY SPEAKS TO MR NUTTY: THE FILM ALSO RELEASES AN INERT GAS WHILE PLAYING! AND CONTINUES: IT'S VERY INFLUENTIAL!!
August 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY AND THE LITTLE GIRL STAND ATOP THE ICE!! POKEY GREETS THE LITTLE GIRL THUSLY: HELLO THERE SMALL CHILD!!! HE ASKS: DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT THE RICH MAN?? HE CONTINUES: HE'S DEAD!!! THEY CONTINUE TO ENJOY A PLEASANT DAY UNDER THE SHINING SUN WHILE THERE IS A NICE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!
August 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
DO YOU NEED ART IMAGES FOR YOUR PROJECT???? YOU MAY USE ME!!

HERE I AM!! LOOKING PENSIVE, FEELING MELANCHOLY, PLANNING A ROBBERY, THINKING OF FRIENDS!!!!
POKEY LOOKING PENSIVE!! IT IS POKEY, FEELING MELANCHOLY!!! HERE I AM PLANNING A ROBBERY! IT IS A NICE DAY AND I AM THINKING OF FRIENDS!!!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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murrman5.bsky.social
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
-wet work
-raspberries for Nate
-song of the summer
-Nick the action star
-Japanese pants
-jack and his quiz
-ratings and medals
-new theme

open.spotify.com/episode/2nxV...

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
August 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY'S TABLE IS READY yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD STAND ATOP THE ICE ON A BRIGHT SUMMER DAY!!! SHE SAYS: HI POKEY!! POKEY DOES NOT REPLY!! SHE PROMPTS: POKEY??? OUR VIEW ASCENDS FROM OUR FRIENDS, GRADUALLY THROUGH THE CLOUDS!! AT LENGTH, A NEW LANDSCAPE APPEARS, FEAT. POKEY!! A MAN GREETS POKEY: POKEY WHAT A LOVELY NEW SUIT!! POKEY INTONES: I AM ALSO WEARING A NEW TIE!!! THE MAN SAYS: RIGHT THIS WAY!! YOUR TABLE IS READY
August 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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ladybroseph.bsky.social
Moral Leadership is not dead! @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social found our Master and Commander (on) The Far Side of the World

Join the seas of friendship with

First Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social

Captain Murray @murrman5.bsky.social

Seasister @ladybroseph.bsky.social

open.spotify.com/episode/03VP...
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
The North American Friends Movie Club · Episode
open.spotify.com
July 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY BUYS A PAINTING (CREAMED CORN) yellow5.com/pokey
MR. NUTTY APPROACHES THE SMALL CHILD: HELLO, LITTLE GIRL!!! SHE GREETS HIM IN KIND: HELLO MR. NUTTY!! HE PROFFERS: I HAVE A GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEME JUST FOR YOU!!! SHE COUNTERS: HOW MAY I GET RICH QUICK??? HE EXPLAINS: TRULY, IN THE WORLD OF FINE ART!! FOR THE TRIFLE OF $500, I WILL TEACH YOU TO TURN PAINT INTO PROFIT!!! SHE SAYS: BUT MR. NUTTY POKEY TOLD ME ART IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CHANNEL YOUR SOUL ONTO THE PAVEMENT!! HE EXPLAINS: NOT SO, SMALL CHILD!!! NOW, STANDING AFORE AN EASEL, SHE ASKS: WHAT SHOULD I PAINT??? HE DEMURES: WELL, NUDITY IS DEMODÉ, NATURE IS LAST-SEASON...SOUP CANS ARE "IN"!! AND THEN, IT STRIKES HIM: HOW ABOUT CREAMED CORN??? SHE SQUEALS: YUM!!! LATER... THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY PAINTINGS, AND THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: CAN I HAVE THE MONEY NOW?? HE INTONES: LITTLE GIRL, FIRST WE MUST FIND A BUYER!! SHE BLURTS: BUT YOU SAID-- AND ABRUPTLY, A TITLE CARD IS INSERTED THAT READS: TO BE CONTINUED.... SUDDENLY, THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES!! MR NUTTY STATES: OH, BUT I HAVE A PLAN, DON'T I??? THEY APPROACH POKEY, AND MR NUTTY BEGINS: HEY HEY, OLD BEAN!!! DO YOU LIKE CORN?? POKEY INQUIRES WITH VIGOR: IS IT CREAMED???? LATER... MR NUTTY IS IN THE MIDDLE OF EXPLAINING: AND SO, WITH THIS BESPOKE FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITY, THESE WORKS WILL MAKE YOU RICH BEYOND COMPARE!! POKEY PLAINLY STATES: I SEE THE TRANSACTION COMPLETED, THE SMALL CHILD SAYS: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BOUGHT THEM ALL!! MR NUTTY REPLIES: CAPITAL, MY FLEDGLING FRIEND!! AND THEN HE ASKS: WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH YOUR RICHES?? SHE SAYS WITH DELIGHT: ARM THE UPRISING!!!! HE ASKS: REMEMBER YOUR FUNDER WHEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS TAKE AIM!! SHE SAYS ONLY: WE WILL THE END!!
July 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY STANDS ATOP A SHELF AND TELLS A STORY TO A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE!! THIS IS THE STORY: THIS IS THE STORY OF A WISE OLD TURTLE, THE OLDEST TURTLE IN THE VALLEY!!! HE SAT IN THE SUN EVERY DAY ON THE BIGGEST ROCK IN THE STREAM, NEVER MOVING!!!! THE OTHER TURTLES SOUGHT HIM OUT FOR ADVICE AND ASKED HIM QUESTIONS, AND ALWAYS HE SAT IN SILENCE!!! HE KNEW THE OTHER TURTLES HAD THE ANSWERS IN THEMSELVES, AND HIS SILENCE PROMPTED THEM TO LOOK INWARD FOR TRUTH!!!! ONE DAY, THE OTHER TURTLES DISCOVERED HE HAD BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS!!!!! THE END!!!
July 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM