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Here lies Gavin Cowell... and why not?
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Bungled and botched; lumpenprole; opsimath and eremite. So it goes.
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Scarce ammo. Merciless enemies. No room for error.

Beneath emerges from the depths on:
Steam – Oct 27
PS5 & Xbox Series X|S – Oct 28

Think you can handle it? Prove it - play the free demo on Steam today. store.steampowered.c...

#BeneathGame #SteamNextFest #SurvivalHorror #WiredProductions
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I ain't being funny but this is gold. Shame on you all.
Happy Doctor Who day to those who exterminate. #DoctorWho
January 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Nicely alight in New York on cocktails as strong as they're expensive.

It's a horrific place to visit but I would want to live there.
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Did…did a minotaur write this
November 25, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Happy Doctor Who day to those who exterminate. #DoctorWho
November 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Every-fucking-thing has to be caked in cranberry sauce now. It's the law.
November 20, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Just like my team the first week of fantasy football, none of these bastards will be in Trump's cabinet halfway through the season.
November 18, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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I love the thought of the swivel-eyed racists and homophobes scouring X looking for people to abuse and we’re all here having a good time
a man wearing glasses and a hat is drinking from a plastic cup
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat is drinking from a plastic cup
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November 15, 2024 at 5:46 PM
If I'd known the rock heroes I was discovering in the 90s would turn into creepy disappointments I'd have stuck with Kylie and Jason. You knew where you stood with double denim.
November 14, 2024 at 12:42 AM
If this is the kind of content you get on here then I'm all in.
November 13, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Don't panic, I won't actually post on here every five minutes. Just popping a few bits from the hell-site on here to make my profile look less empty.

I'm much more of a once or twice a week, two-ish in the morning, often while drunk & usually about the Young Knives/Beatles/Pink Floyd kinda guy.
November 13, 2024 at 12:00 PM
[Tell Me You're Hurtling Towards the Grave Without Telling Me You're Hurtling Towards the Grave]
I can no longer hear the the dog whistle at the end of A Day in the Life. #thisisnotadrill
November 13, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Is there anything more engrossing in a pub than earwigging the couple-at-the-next-table's increasingly wild argument? Or anything more relieving than not actually being that couple?
November 13, 2024 at 11:41 AM
At 0:48 on "I'm Happy Just To Dance With You" George Harrison sings 'everythink' rather than 'everything' and I'm 99% sure that's the reason punk eventually happened. #yearzero
November 13, 2024 at 11:38 AM
After much self reflection and hours of late night contemplation I have come to the conclusion it's the ham I have quarrel with, not the pineapple.
November 13, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Mods vs Rockers, proper kicking seven shades out of each other, hating with an unbridled passion, special trips to the seaside all tooled up etc. BUT it's folks blasting out music on the tube/bus vs. folks with headphones. That's the culture war I'd actually be in to.
November 13, 2024 at 11:29 AM
So far it seems that the main symptoms of my mid-life crisis are homebrewing, owning more than one barbecue and finally getting into Genesis.
November 13, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Wants for Sam Mendes' Beatles movies:
1) Ends with McCartney dancing around an empty Abbey Road, chopper out; his own personal Saltburn
2) George to be played by tallest Scouse vulture from the Jungle Book
3) The whole thing is referred to as the 'Beatles Cine-Fab-ic Universe'
Thanks.
November 13, 2024 at 11:23 AM