Evidences
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I'm only here so I don't get fined.
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I bet ICE agents get rock hard thinking about the Borderlands 2 NPC that begs you to shoot him in the face.
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I bet ICE agents get rock hard thinking about the Borderlands 2 NPC that begs you to shoot him in the face.
I love explaining AFC Wimbledon matches to other Americans through the lens of American sports.
Me: Ok you know how the NBA is doing the In Season Tournament now?
Coworker: Yeah
Me: The Wombles play in three of those each season.
CW: The fuck‽
Me: Oh and nobody cares about two of them.
Me: Ok you know how the NBA is doing the In Season Tournament now?
Coworker: Yeah
Me: The Wombles play in three of those each season.
CW: The fuck‽
Me: Oh and nobody cares about two of them.
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I love explaining AFC Wimbledon matches to other Americans through the lens of American sports.
Me: Ok you know how the NBA is doing the In Season Tournament now?
Coworker: Yeah
Me: The Wombles play in three of those each season.
CW: The fuck‽
Me: Oh and nobody cares about two of them.
Me: Ok you know how the NBA is doing the In Season Tournament now?
Coworker: Yeah
Me: The Wombles play in three of those each season.
CW: The fuck‽
Me: Oh and nobody cares about two of them.
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JD Vance went to law school and his defense of the Renee Good murder is "He has an itchy trigger finger, he was dragged by a car 6 months ago".
You're saying ICE put him back on the street when he was mentally unwell from that incident?
Doesn't this make the entire agency responsible for murder?
You're saying ICE put him back on the street when he was mentally unwell from that incident?
Doesn't this make the entire agency responsible for murder?
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
JD Vance went to law school and his defense of the Renee Good murder is "He has an itchy trigger finger, he was dragged by a car 6 months ago".
You're saying ICE put him back on the street when he was mentally unwell from that incident?
Doesn't this make the entire agency responsible for murder?
You're saying ICE put him back on the street when he was mentally unwell from that incident?
Doesn't this make the entire agency responsible for murder?
Mamdani riding into the closed City Hall subway station to take the oath of office feels like it had to have been the idea of some train nerd on his inauguration committee.
Someone just being like welp gotta take my shot there's no way I'll get this opportunity ever again.
Someone just being like welp gotta take my shot there's no way I'll get this opportunity ever again.
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Mamdani riding into the closed City Hall subway station to take the oath of office feels like it had to have been the idea of some train nerd on his inauguration committee.
Someone just being like welp gotta take my shot there's no way I'll get this opportunity ever again.
Someone just being like welp gotta take my shot there's no way I'll get this opportunity ever again.
The GoP going so hard on Minnesota feels like them trying to get revenge for the state never voting for Reagan.
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The GoP going so hard on Minnesota feels like them trying to get revenge for the state never voting for Reagan.
Fucking Alabama, God damn it.
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Fucking Alabama, God damn it.
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Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
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Hogwarts is free somewhere. I'm not quoting the post with the link. Just fucking don't do it.
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hogwarts is free somewhere. I'm not quoting the post with the link. Just fucking don't do it.
New Diablo 4 expansion? Yawn, let me know when they pull d3 out of maintenance mode.
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
New Diablo 4 expansion? Yawn, let me know when they pull d3 out of maintenance mode.
GrubHub: Hey it's our end of the year wrapped. Oh man people sure do care about gut health, grocery orders including beans jumper 135 percent!
Uhhhh I'm not sure that because people care about gut health.
Uhhhh I'm not sure that because people care about gut health.
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
GrubHub: Hey it's our end of the year wrapped. Oh man people sure do care about gut health, grocery orders including beans jumper 135 percent!
Uhhhh I'm not sure that because people care about gut health.
Uhhhh I'm not sure that because people care about gut health.
F1 running the last race of the season in a desert where it never rains is so lame. Championships should be sealed during races that are complete chaos.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
F1 running the last race of the season in a desert where it never rains is so lame. Championships should be sealed during races that are complete chaos.
I'm a pretty accepting person but I will absolutely judge someone based on the color temperature of their white Christmas lights.
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm a pretty accepting person but I will absolutely judge someone based on the color temperature of their white Christmas lights.
I just noticed Google finally added random mix to YouTube music, a feature that was in Google play music a decade and a half ago but to the best of my knowledge never made it into YouTube music for some reason.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I just noticed Google finally added random mix to YouTube music, a feature that was in Google play music a decade and a half ago but to the best of my knowledge never made it into YouTube music for some reason.
Installed a new GPU in my PC today and in the process broke my audio in a way that took me an hour and a half to fix.
I really want to blame windows but somehow I'm betting this was at least 51% my own fault.
I really want to blame windows but somehow I'm betting this was at least 51% my own fault.
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Installed a new GPU in my PC today and in the process broke my audio in a way that took me an hour and a half to fix.
I really want to blame windows but somehow I'm betting this was at least 51% my own fault.
I really want to blame windows but somehow I'm betting this was at least 51% my own fault.
I really need to work on organization. I just spent way too long looking for the rgb led strips I bought a couple years ago because I just assumed it wouldn't be on the shelf hidden behind the 64 packs of crayons and under the boxed copy of NES tetris.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I really need to work on organization. I just spent way too long looking for the rgb led strips I bought a couple years ago because I just assumed it wouldn't be on the shelf hidden behind the 64 packs of crayons and under the boxed copy of NES tetris.
Superman 2 was one of the VHS tapes we had in my house growing up so I've seen it a few times. That being said I don't think I've ever seen the first Superman so I have no clue why Superman gets a lightsaber.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Superman 2 was one of the VHS tapes we had in my house growing up so I've seen it a few times. That being said I don't think I've ever seen the first Superman so I have no clue why Superman gets a lightsaber.
Guy on the radio just said that when AI joins an online market, the quality in general goes up.
He straight up said bad artists are generally the only ones that care about AI in these spaces.
Seriously fuck this guy.
He straight up said bad artists are generally the only ones that care about AI in these spaces.
Seriously fuck this guy.
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Guy on the radio just said that when AI joins an online market, the quality in general goes up.
He straight up said bad artists are generally the only ones that care about AI in these spaces.
Seriously fuck this guy.
He straight up said bad artists are generally the only ones that care about AI in these spaces.
Seriously fuck this guy.
Huh, desert bus has a category on speedrun.com under Penn and Teller's Smoke and Mirrors
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November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Huh, desert bus has a category on speedrun.com under Penn and Teller's Smoke and Mirrors
I really liked Loki but, while watching it, anytime someone said TVA my mind instantly replaced it with Tennessee Valley Authority.
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I really liked Loki but, while watching it, anytime someone said TVA my mind instantly replaced it with Tennessee Valley Authority.
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This is my sandwich. There are many like it but this one is mine. My sandwich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My sandwich, without me, is useless. Without my sandwich, I am useless. I must eat my sandwich true. I must eat heartier than my enemy who is
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is my sandwich. There are many like it but this one is mine. My sandwich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My sandwich, without me, is useless. Without my sandwich, I am useless. I must eat my sandwich true. I must eat heartier than my enemy who is
I can't believe we're going to get a new Dr. Seuss book before GTAVI comes out.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I can't believe we're going to get a new Dr. Seuss book before GTAVI comes out.
I really hope the DNC takeaway from Mamdani winning in NYC isn't something along the lines of "well he's not eligible to run for president so his win doesn't matter".
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I really hope the DNC takeaway from Mamdani winning in NYC isn't something along the lines of "well he's not eligible to run for president so his win doesn't matter".