that’s a fine expanse of cat

Every famous director eventually starts making movies called "The Mad Life of William Joe"

Fiona self-combusting and Harriet immediately asking someone to hold her drink <3 #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

do all of Harriet's books become an absolute mess in the last act? #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

What’s your #celebritytraitors name?

To find out, simply spell your name incorrectly.

I read somewhere, if marriage benefited women, it would have been taken away from us by now.

Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.

Happy Boxing Day to all cats who celebrate! 📦🐈‍⬛

Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳

Just remembered one of my favourite tweets.

Having experienced them all:

Bluesky > Threads > Staring into the middle distance in longing > the emptiness inside > twitter

Let's not fix what isn't broken...

Lyra and Nim, my little floofs.
I don’t post much, but I recently fled from Twitter and thought I’d better post something!