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Andreas Spitzer
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30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.

If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
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December 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I want to gain perspective, I want to ask an earnest question to those who have moved from Europe to the United States.

Why? What drew you here? Is there something about this country that I'm overlooking or taking for granted? Because the grass over in Europe looks rather green these days.
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just repaired my laptop charger. Strain at one end of the cable caused an intermittent connection.

It lives!

...And then I noticed I have a new hole in my jacket sleeve. Damnit.

At least I have material I can make another patch out of...
December 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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hey it's not just fortnite it's rocket league as well
i am freed from my burden of addiction through my burden of righteousness
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Alright. I've had my mope day. Time to get back at it.
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
At the front desk of the local veterinarian, there's an electric candle, with a sign next to it: "When this candle is lit, someone is saying good-bye to their beloved pet."

...today, that someone was me.
December 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Invisible collar.
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The machines they're planning to put on the floor next month... hoo boy.

Anyone who has any sort of infosec knowledge would shit construction-rated bricks.
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Got bored in the tech shop, and doodled my take on a Zedconian helping someone get through something.

Fanart for, and based on a couple of images by, @zoidsfan77.bsky.social

Pencil and soldering iron on thermal-sensitive paper.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Got bored in the tech shop, and doodled my take on a Zedconian helping someone get through something.

Fanart for, and based on a couple of images by, @zoidsfan77.bsky.social

Pencil and soldering iron on thermal-sensitive paper.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Today's just one of those days where I just need a creature with hands bigger than my face to grab me and hold me like a plushie while they fall asleep.
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Burned out.
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
finally had enough of people subtitling for entertainment rather than subtitling for accessibility that i wrote a whole-ass blog post on my website

THREE WORD SUBTITLES
BROKEN UP
INTO CHUNKS
ARE VERY
ANNOYING
TO TRY TO READ
AS THE PERSON
SAYS THEM
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The worst part about getting a haircut: the incessant "OMG YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!?!?" comments.

Yes. I got my hair cut. The answer hasn't changed with any of the other 60 people that have asked already.
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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"try AI in your apps!" how about YOU try fucking off directly into the sun, delta-V requirements be damned
April 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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251128
monthly for andreas
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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serval stocks are on the rise
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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I also draw furries... wow!!! #furry #furryart #anthro
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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My take on the thing...the thing with the racoon who got drunk and passed out in the bathroom yayyyy... 🦝
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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you can tell a new mega ain't quite hitting when the furries aren't going feral for it, /especially/ when it's a lucario
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM