Andreas Spitzer
@eviljackcarver.de
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30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.
If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.
If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
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whatever comes next we're sure we can tackle it. 'n thanks to you, reading this, too. you help make this all worthwhile.
251230
happy new year!
251230
happy new year!
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
whatever comes next we're sure we can tackle it. 'n thanks to you, reading this, too. you help make this all worthwhile.
251230
happy new year!
251230
happy new year!
Nostalgic for a time that I'm not even sure existed anymore. Golden Era of Childhood-type stuff.
Was looking on sat view of Galveston, and remembered the trips we used to take there as a kid.
Was looking on sat view of Galveston, and remembered the trips we used to take there as a kid.
February 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Nostalgic for a time that I'm not even sure existed anymore. Golden Era of Childhood-type stuff.
Was looking on sat view of Galveston, and remembered the trips we used to take there as a kid.
Was looking on sat view of Galveston, and remembered the trips we used to take there as a kid.
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Autumn may be behind us, But you can still Purchase the Autumn Fox Hoodie to enjoy the chilly seasons!
🦊🐾🍁🍂✨
etsy.com/shop/Boofers...
🦊🐾🍁🍂✨
etsy.com/shop/Boofers...
February 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Autumn may be behind us, But you can still Purchase the Autumn Fox Hoodie to enjoy the chilly seasons!
🦊🐾🍁🍂✨
etsy.com/shop/Boofers...
🦊🐾🍁🍂✨
etsy.com/shop/Boofers...
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"Oh, hey, looks like you got him taking!"
I wonder what you two are talking about.
I wonder what you two are talking about.
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
"Oh, hey, looks like you got him taking!"
I wonder what you two are talking about.
I wonder what you two are talking about.
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I love this smug headshot I got from https://bsky.app/profile/tephratuft.bsky.social! The expression is fantastic XD
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I love this smug headshot I got from https://bsky.app/profile/tephratuft.bsky.social! The expression is fantastic XD
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Finally some quality content to start posting on Bsky
February 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Finally some quality content to start posting on Bsky
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A doodle inspired by the same comic by derptiles. Must hold manokit gently. Do not scare.
January 31, 2026 at 7:32 PM
A doodle inspired by the same comic by derptiles. Must hold manokit gently. Do not scare.
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Me: "Fuck it. I'm gonna sleep in today."
Literally two minutes later, the phone rings for the same wrong number that I've been dealing with for the past two years.
Really wish they would stop using my number for medical shit...
Literally two minutes later, the phone rings for the same wrong number that I've been dealing with for the past two years.
Really wish they would stop using my number for medical shit...
January 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Me: "Fuck it. I'm gonna sleep in today."
Literally two minutes later, the phone rings for the same wrong number that I've been dealing with for the past two years.
Really wish they would stop using my number for medical shit...
Literally two minutes later, the phone rings for the same wrong number that I've been dealing with for the past two years.
Really wish they would stop using my number for medical shit...
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There are many reasons to help people. One that I think gets overlooked sometimes is: helping others often helps you. So if you feel like shit, don’t flagellate yourself in the dark. Leave your head a little. Extend some kindness. You can’t do everything, but you can do some things.
January 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
There are many reasons to help people. One that I think gets overlooked sometimes is: helping others often helps you. So if you feel like shit, don’t flagellate yourself in the dark. Leave your head a little. Extend some kindness. You can’t do everything, but you can do some things.
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Bluesky wants me to enter my birth date to use it on desktop.
Bluesky can capital-F Fuck right off with that shit.
Bluesky can capital-F Fuck right off with that shit.
January 26, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Bluesky wants me to enter my birth date to use it on desktop.
Bluesky can capital-F Fuck right off with that shit.
Bluesky can capital-F Fuck right off with that shit.
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This is a reminder that if a certain scientific paper is locked behind a paywall you can't afford, just send the PI an email asking for a copy. They can send you a .pdf for free and most scientists are...uh, not beset by press requests.
January 26, 2026 at 3:29 AM
This is a reminder that if a certain scientific paper is locked behind a paywall you can't afford, just send the PI an email asking for a copy. They can send you a .pdf for free and most scientists are...uh, not beset by press requests.
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Every single artist that posts on BlueSky should have this saved to their computer because so many of you are posting character torsos all day.
(created by @/whey.party)
(created by @/whey.party)
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Every single artist that posts on BlueSky should have this saved to their computer because so many of you are posting character torsos all day.
(created by @/whey.party)
(created by @/whey.party)
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260117
monthlies for andreas!
wait hey stop it's only like 6am--
monthlies for andreas!
wait hey stop it's only like 6am--
January 25, 2026 at 6:25 AM
260117
monthlies for andreas!
wait hey stop it's only like 6am--
monthlies for andreas!
wait hey stop it's only like 6am--
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X salvage continued, had to save this banger from @molleindustria.org
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
X salvage continued, had to save this banger from @molleindustria.org
Just finished doing the emergency winterisation of my bedroom. With the busted window (and the Plexi acting as the "temporary" replacement), it would have gotten way too damn cold in my room otherwise...
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Just finished doing the emergency winterisation of my bedroom. With the busted window (and the Plexi acting as the "temporary" replacement), it would have gotten way too damn cold in my room otherwise...
Debating whether or not to add a memorial page to my 'site, to carve out a space for the online friends I've lost along the way.
Only problem is, I'd have only one, maybe two entries at most if I did that...
Hm.
Only problem is, I'd have only one, maybe two entries at most if I did that...
Hm.
January 23, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Debating whether or not to add a memorial page to my 'site, to carve out a space for the online friends I've lost along the way.
Only problem is, I'd have only one, maybe two entries at most if I did that...
Hm.
Only problem is, I'd have only one, maybe two entries at most if I did that...
Hm.
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Good thing I've got my scarf 🧡👀
January 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Good thing I've got my scarf 🧡👀
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some bits of wisdom from tunglr
January 21, 2026 at 10:29 AM
some bits of wisdom from tunglr
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I stopped using sticker mule absolute ages ago because of the owner’s bullshit. The owner is still on his bullshit, so if you use sticker mule, maybe don’t. StickerAPP is a good alternative, and also there’s most likely a local sticker printer near you (Sticker Ninja in Portland, for example).
The latest move by Sticker Mule's owner. Please don't give these people your money (or honestly send them your artwork, you never know).
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I stopped using sticker mule absolute ages ago because of the owner’s bullshit. The owner is still on his bullshit, so if you use sticker mule, maybe don’t. StickerAPP is a good alternative, and also there’s most likely a local sticker printer near you (Sticker Ninja in Portland, for example).
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Do you need your #VRChat world to BLOW?
Introducing: The Phys Blower.
Bluster your friends' extremities today!
Jinxxy: jinxxy.com/hiyu/PhysBlo...
Introducing: The Phys Blower.
Bluster your friends' extremities today!
Jinxxy: jinxxy.com/hiyu/PhysBlo...
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Do you need your #VRChat world to BLOW?
Introducing: The Phys Blower.
Bluster your friends' extremities today!
Jinxxy: jinxxy.com/hiyu/PhysBlo...
Introducing: The Phys Blower.
Bluster your friends' extremities today!
Jinxxy: jinxxy.com/hiyu/PhysBlo...