Andreas Spitzer
@eviljackcarver.de
🔞
30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.
If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.
If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
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hey it's not just fortnite it's rocket league as well
i am freed from my burden of addiction through my burden of righteousness
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hey it's not just fortnite it's rocket league as well
Alright. I've had my mope day. Time to get back at it.
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Alright. I've had my mope day. Time to get back at it.
At the front desk of the local veterinarian, there's an electric candle, with a sign next to it: "When this candle is lit, someone is saying good-bye to their beloved pet."
...today, that someone was me.
...today, that someone was me.
December 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
At the front desk of the local veterinarian, there's an electric candle, with a sign next to it: "When this candle is lit, someone is saying good-bye to their beloved pet."
...today, that someone was me.
...today, that someone was me.
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Invisible collar.
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Invisible collar.
The machines they're planning to put on the floor next month... hoo boy.
Anyone who has any sort of infosec knowledge would shit construction-rated bricks.
Anyone who has any sort of infosec knowledge would shit construction-rated bricks.
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The machines they're planning to put on the floor next month... hoo boy.
Anyone who has any sort of infosec knowledge would shit construction-rated bricks.
Anyone who has any sort of infosec knowledge would shit construction-rated bricks.
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Got bored in the tech shop, and doodled my take on a Zedconian helping someone get through something.
Fanart for, and based on a couple of images by, @zoidsfan77.bsky.social
Pencil and soldering iron on thermal-sensitive paper.
Fanart for, and based on a couple of images by, @zoidsfan77.bsky.social
Pencil and soldering iron on thermal-sensitive paper.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Got bored in the tech shop, and doodled my take on a Zedconian helping someone get through something.
Fanart for, and based on a couple of images by, @zoidsfan77.bsky.social
Pencil and soldering iron on thermal-sensitive paper.
Fanart for, and based on a couple of images by, @zoidsfan77.bsky.social
Pencil and soldering iron on thermal-sensitive paper.
Got bored in the tech shop, and doodled my take on a Zedconian helping someone get through something.
Fanart for, and based on a couple of images by, @zoidsfan77.bsky.social
Pencil and soldering iron on thermal-sensitive paper.
Fanart for, and based on a couple of images by, @zoidsfan77.bsky.social
Pencil and soldering iron on thermal-sensitive paper.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Got bored in the tech shop, and doodled my take on a Zedconian helping someone get through something.
Fanart for, and based on a couple of images by, @zoidsfan77.bsky.social
Pencil and soldering iron on thermal-sensitive paper.
Fanart for, and based on a couple of images by, @zoidsfan77.bsky.social
Pencil and soldering iron on thermal-sensitive paper.
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Today's just one of those days where I just need a creature with hands bigger than my face to grab me and hold me like a plushie while they fall asleep.
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Today's just one of those days where I just need a creature with hands bigger than my face to grab me and hold me like a plushie while they fall asleep.
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finally had enough of people subtitling for entertainment rather than subtitling for accessibility that i wrote a whole-ass blog post on my website
THREE WORD SUBTITLES
BROKEN UP
INTO CHUNKS
ARE VERY
ANNOYING
TO TRY TO READ
AS THE PERSON
SAYS THEM
THREE WORD SUBTITLES
BROKEN UP
INTO CHUNKS
ARE VERY
ANNOYING
TO TRY TO READ
AS THE PERSON
SAYS THEM
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
finally had enough of people subtitling for entertainment rather than subtitling for accessibility that i wrote a whole-ass blog post on my website
THREE WORD SUBTITLES
BROKEN UP
INTO CHUNKS
ARE VERY
ANNOYING
TO TRY TO READ
AS THE PERSON
SAYS THEM
THREE WORD SUBTITLES
BROKEN UP
INTO CHUNKS
ARE VERY
ANNOYING
TO TRY TO READ
AS THE PERSON
SAYS THEM
The worst part about getting a haircut: the incessant "OMG YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!?!?" comments.
Yes. I got my hair cut. The answer hasn't changed with any of the other 60 people that have asked already.
Yes. I got my hair cut. The answer hasn't changed with any of the other 60 people that have asked already.
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The worst part about getting a haircut: the incessant "OMG YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!?!?" comments.
Yes. I got my hair cut. The answer hasn't changed with any of the other 60 people that have asked already.
Yes. I got my hair cut. The answer hasn't changed with any of the other 60 people that have asked already.
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"try AI in your apps!" how about YOU try fucking off directly into the sun, delta-V requirements be damned
April 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"try AI in your apps!" how about YOU try fucking off directly into the sun, delta-V requirements be damned
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251128
monthly for andreas
monthly for andreas
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
251128
monthly for andreas
monthly for andreas
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serval stocks are on the rise
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
serval stocks are on the rise
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My take on the thing...the thing with the racoon who got drunk and passed out in the bathroom yayyyy... 🦝
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My take on the thing...the thing with the racoon who got drunk and passed out in the bathroom yayyyy... 🦝
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you can tell a new mega ain't quite hitting when the furries aren't going feral for it, /especially/ when it's a lucario
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
you can tell a new mega ain't quite hitting when the furries aren't going feral for it, /especially/ when it's a lucario
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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