Andreas Spitzer
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Andreas Spitzer
@eviljackcarver.de
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30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.

If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
Clearly the play here is to huddle close to conserve body heat.
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Welp. There goes my evening after work.
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Fuck.
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
As soon as I heard that she had an appointment with the vet, I knew it was going to be for her end-of-watch. I've teared up thinking about it on the way to work for the past week. We knew it was coming.

...Emotions are complex.
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The short version: the company that made them decided that it was a wise idea to lock the slot machine equivalent of root access behind... an NFC fob.

No more, no less.
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So, in a nutshell (and to quote Mordin from Mass Effect 2) what you're saying about them is that "life is a negotiation. We all want; we all give to get what we want" is an accurate statement?
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If I became a billionaire, I think you of all people would be among the first to notice, Spots.
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
All I can do is keep moving forward. Seasonal affective disorder hits me every year, but it gets better in January once the days start getting longer.
December 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
PLEASE.
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Seasonal affective disorder is a fucking bitch.

A friend of mine said it best: "oh you're not getting enough sunlight? Here, have some bad feels!"
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
(Yes, the bullet tip for the soldering iron is completely trashed. My coworker likes to leave the iron running at 375°C or thereabouts without any solder on the tip, and that's the only bullet tip for the iron that we have.)
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Reposted by Andreas Spitzer
December 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Everybody always asks "why does Remetheus reply", but nobody bothers to ask "how does Remetheus reply"...
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I think a lot about the dragon borrowing mine
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM