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Jennifer
@evryflavrbean.bsky.social
Elder millennial, 🏳️‍🌈, wannabe content creator, women’s ⚽️ fan: Orlando Pride, Chelsea FCW, Tigres Femenil, Canberra United
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Intro for anyone who did not follow me on the dead bird app:
- I watch a lot of woso including NWSL, WSL, Liga MX Femenil, and A-League W (teams I support in bio)
- I post deranged reactions to things that happen during games with no context
- I like to travel to away games which is weird in USA
this is annoying
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
these socks blend right into the pitch with the color on my TV 😭
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
ended up spilling hot espresso all over my kitchen, excellent
I think I packed my espresso too tight because it’s taking forever
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I think I packed my espresso too tight because it’s taking forever
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
two weeks until I leave for Australia and three weeks until I go to a Canberra United game (and also my birthday)
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I genuinely believe Threads is some kind of social experiment
Threads is just wild because what the fuck
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ceci Santiago and Alison González got engaged 🫶
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bought my dad a month of Netflix so he could see the Detroit Lions game today
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Asking my partner if they were voted one of the top 150 gfs in the world before I give them a present
Merry Christmas I hope you’re spending it with the High Impact Player in your life
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My 96 year old great-aunt (this cousin’s mother) also died last night. The future where I’m the only one left in my family isn’t far away. Everyone else is 75+.
One of my mother’s cousins died of pancreatic cancer this morning after just being diagnosed a few weeks ago.

I hate this time of year - so many people in my family have died around Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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"Would you like your Alexa to be more conversational?" I don't even want my barber to and he's real
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
spent an hour writing notes on a work escalation - 4 pages in Word - about why I know it looks right at first glance, but when you dig into the data, it doesn’t add up.

someone messaged me not even 20 minutes after I submitted it to tell me it was fine because they only took the first glance. 😭
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
One of my mother’s cousins died of pancreatic cancer this morning after just being diagnosed a few weeks ago.

I hate this time of year - so many people in my family have died around Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm really faceblind, so you could tell me these are all the same guy and I would not question it
NWSL has a type, huh?
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Este es el balance que presenta la Liga MX Femenil, destacándose un promedio mayor de asistencia en los estadios que ligas femeninas europeas como la de España, Países Bajos y Suiza 😍😮‍💨
#LigaBBVAMXFemenil #FutFem
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The NWSL needs to be visited by three ghosts this Christmas Eve.
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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“I consult Soccerdonna for player valuations” levels of unseriousness right now. 🤡
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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this is so stupid
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
this is dumb as fuck
The NWSL introduces the High Impact Player rule.

Read more for the full list of criteria: bit.ly/4auEpL9
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
day ???? of dating app hell: someone I matched with wants to constantly debate with me about why I don’t call myself butch
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Made the mistake of trying to take my mom grocery shopping
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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i know kang is a different breed of owner but this is insane. your team is wsl 2 players and 30 year olds and you’re at 6th place whereas every other promoted team is lucky to not be last at christmas
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Go after Sydney Leroux's son Cassius and you will get roasted. (via IG).

#AngelCityFC #NWSL
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I looked it up, we definitely transferred her, which makes how mad the commentators were even funnier
Why do they keep saying Bernabe is on loan
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM