Jennifer
@evryflavrbean.bsky.social
Elder millennial, 🏳️🌈, wannabe content creator, women’s ⚽️ fan: Orlando Pride, Chelsea FCW, Tigres Femenil, Canberra United
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Jennifer
@evryflavrbean.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Intro for anyone who did not follow me on the dead bird app:
- I watch a lot of woso including NWSL, WSL, Liga MX Femenil, and A-League W (teams I support in bio)
- I post deranged reactions to things that happen during games with no context
- I like to travel to away games which is weird in USA
- I watch a lot of woso including NWSL, WSL, Liga MX Femenil, and A-League W (teams I support in bio)
- I post deranged reactions to things that happen during games with no context
- I like to travel to away games which is weird in USA
these socks blend right into the pitch with the color on my TV 😭
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
these socks blend right into the pitch with the color on my TV 😭
ended up spilling hot espresso all over my kitchen, excellent
I think I packed my espresso too tight because it’s taking forever
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
ended up spilling hot espresso all over my kitchen, excellent
I think I packed my espresso too tight because it’s taking forever
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I think I packed my espresso too tight because it’s taking forever
two weeks until I leave for Australia and three weeks until I go to a Canberra United game (and also my birthday)
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
two weeks until I leave for Australia and three weeks until I go to a Canberra United game (and also my birthday)
I genuinely believe Threads is some kind of social experiment
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I genuinely believe Threads is some kind of social experiment
Ceci Santiago and Alison González got engaged 🫶
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ceci Santiago and Alison González got engaged 🫶
Bought my dad a month of Netflix so he could see the Detroit Lions game today
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Bought my dad a month of Netflix so he could see the Detroit Lions game today
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Asking my partner if they were voted one of the top 150 gfs in the world before I give them a present
Merry Christmas I hope you’re spending it with the High Impact Player in your life
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Asking my partner if they were voted one of the top 150 gfs in the world before I give them a present
My 96 year old great-aunt (this cousin’s mother) also died last night. The future where I’m the only one left in my family isn’t far away. Everyone else is 75+.
One of my mother’s cousins died of pancreatic cancer this morning after just being diagnosed a few weeks ago.
I hate this time of year - so many people in my family have died around Christmas.
I hate this time of year - so many people in my family have died around Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My 96 year old great-aunt (this cousin’s mother) also died last night. The future where I’m the only one left in my family isn’t far away. Everyone else is 75+.
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"Would you like your Alexa to be more conversational?" I don't even want my barber to and he's real
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Would you like your Alexa to be more conversational?" I don't even want my barber to and he's real
spent an hour writing notes on a work escalation - 4 pages in Word - about why I know it looks right at first glance, but when you dig into the data, it doesn’t add up.
someone messaged me not even 20 minutes after I submitted it to tell me it was fine because they only took the first glance. 😭
someone messaged me not even 20 minutes after I submitted it to tell me it was fine because they only took the first glance. 😭
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
spent an hour writing notes on a work escalation - 4 pages in Word - about why I know it looks right at first glance, but when you dig into the data, it doesn’t add up.
someone messaged me not even 20 minutes after I submitted it to tell me it was fine because they only took the first glance. 😭
someone messaged me not even 20 minutes after I submitted it to tell me it was fine because they only took the first glance. 😭
One of my mother’s cousins died of pancreatic cancer this morning after just being diagnosed a few weeks ago.
I hate this time of year - so many people in my family have died around Christmas.
I hate this time of year - so many people in my family have died around Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my mother’s cousins died of pancreatic cancer this morning after just being diagnosed a few weeks ago.
I hate this time of year - so many people in my family have died around Christmas.
I hate this time of year - so many people in my family have died around Christmas.
I'm really faceblind, so you could tell me these are all the same guy and I would not question it
NWSL has a type, huh?
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm really faceblind, so you could tell me these are all the same guy and I would not question it
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Este es el balance que presenta la Liga MX Femenil, destacándose un promedio mayor de asistencia en los estadios que ligas femeninas europeas como la de España, Países Bajos y Suiza 😍😮💨
#LigaBBVAMXFemenil #FutFem
#LigaBBVAMXFemenil #FutFem
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Este es el balance que presenta la Liga MX Femenil, destacándose un promedio mayor de asistencia en los estadios que ligas femeninas europeas como la de España, Países Bajos y Suiza 😍😮💨
#LigaBBVAMXFemenil #FutFem
#LigaBBVAMXFemenil #FutFem
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Soccer Player Qualifies For NWSL HIP Designation By Having, "Really Cool Tik Tok Video"
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
Soccer Player Qualifies For NWSL HIP Designation By Having, "Really Cool Tik Tok Video" — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - An unnamed international soccer player reportedly qualified for the National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) High impact Player (HIP) designation (designation) by having a, “really cool T...
www.thenutmegnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Soccer Player Qualifies For NWSL HIP Designation By Having, "Really Cool Tik Tok Video"
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
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The NWSL needs to be visited by three ghosts this Christmas Eve.
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The NWSL needs to be visited by three ghosts this Christmas Eve.
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“I consult Soccerdonna for player valuations” levels of unseriousness right now. 🤡
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“I consult Soccerdonna for player valuations” levels of unseriousness right now. 🤡
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this is dumb as fuck
The NWSL introduces the High Impact Player rule.
Read more for the full list of criteria: bit.ly/4auEpL9
Read more for the full list of criteria: bit.ly/4auEpL9
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
this is dumb as fuck
day ???? of dating app hell: someone I matched with wants to constantly debate with me about why I don’t call myself butch
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
day ???? of dating app hell: someone I matched with wants to constantly debate with me about why I don’t call myself butch
Made the mistake of trying to take my mom grocery shopping
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Made the mistake of trying to take my mom grocery shopping
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i know kang is a different breed of owner but this is insane. your team is wsl 2 players and 30 year olds and you’re at 6th place whereas every other promoted team is lucky to not be last at christmas
London City Lionesses have sacked their manager Jocelyn Prêcheur, with the newly-promoted club sitting sixth in the Women’s Super League table. Story for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/202...
London City Lionesses sack manager Jocelyn Prêcheur with team sixth in WSL
London City Lionesses have sacked their manager Jocelyn Prêcheur, with the newly-promoted club sixth in the WSL table
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i know kang is a different breed of owner but this is insane. your team is wsl 2 players and 30 year olds and you’re at 6th place whereas every other promoted team is lucky to not be last at christmas
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December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I looked it up, we definitely transferred her, which makes how mad the commentators were even funnier
Why do they keep saying Bernabe is on loan
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I looked it up, we definitely transferred her, which makes how mad the commentators were even funnier