evy shmurda
@evy-shmurda.bsky.social
we're all living in a simulation | queer designer | pokemon, tech, & fountain pen enthusiast | Evan - Chicago ✌ ig: evy_shmurda
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I need to get my shit together lol
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I need to get my shit together lol
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step 1: mythologize your genitals
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
step 1: mythologize your genitals
my current team of cuties that I've been training in Pokemon Lazarus
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
my current team of cuties that I've been training in Pokemon Lazarus
Also who's gonna come over and let me take your nudes with my Kodak Charmera camera™
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Also who's gonna come over and let me take your nudes with my Kodak Charmera camera™
Who's gonna send me d*ck p*cs to draw next
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Who's gonna send me d*ck p*cs to draw next
20 photo long insta posts are out of control, keep that shit to 9 MAX no one wants to scroll to photo 19 to see 🦶🏼
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
20 photo long insta posts are out of control, keep that shit to 9 MAX no one wants to scroll to photo 19 to see 🦶🏼
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Bricked up thinking about that filthy, sexy, nasty diva White Castle
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bricked up thinking about that filthy, sexy, nasty diva White Castle
Feeling kinda poopy 💩
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Feeling kinda poopy 💩
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You were challenged by EVY of TEAM SKULL 💀
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You were challenged by EVY of TEAM SKULL 💀
Honestly wife swap is the greatest show ever created
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Honestly wife swap is the greatest show ever created
There's an oomf who is named Jord on my Pokemon TCG friends list and I need to know which oomf is Jord
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
There's an oomf who is named Jord on my Pokemon TCG friends list and I need to know which oomf is Jord
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feeling the existential dread but also horny.
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
feeling the existential dread but also horny.
Not me about to go to bed at 9pm
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Not me about to go to bed at 9pm
la who who ??????
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
la who who ??????
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There are no tops in ba sing se
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
There are no tops in ba sing se
Cozy bears jumper from hubby 💖🧸
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Cozy bears jumper from hubby 💖🧸
Married for 3 years !!!!!!!!!
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@twitterless-dan.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Married for 3 years !!!!!!!!!
@twitterless-dan.bsky.social
@twitterless-dan.bsky.social
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Show us your penis.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Show us your penis.
Why is imaginal disk such a BANGER ALBUMMMMM
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why is imaginal disk such a BANGER ALBUMMMMM
If you're gay and rocking a pixel phone you're automatically cooler tbh
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If you're gay and rocking a pixel phone you're automatically cooler tbh
ya know, shopping and sipping in lumiose
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ya know, shopping and sipping in lumiose