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Eating disorders and drug use in the name of fitness eh
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Eating disorders and drug use in the name of fitness eh
Im so thirsty can someone make a pot of body tea
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Im so thirsty can someone make a pot of body tea
There could be 100 madame morbels in the room and 99 think you’re wicked…
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There could be 100 madame morbels in the room and 99 think you’re wicked…
Ive made and erased 4 toxic hater posts already this morning. Im really trying to be good :)
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ive made and erased 4 toxic hater posts already this morning. Im really trying to be good :)
There’s such a simple poetry to saying pretty girls love me and ugly bitches hate me. It’s simultaneously an ad hominem attack and a circular defence. It’s cruel and forgiving at once. Not to mention the underlying complexity of ascribing morality to appearance. In this essay…
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There’s such a simple poetry to saying pretty girls love me and ugly bitches hate me. It’s simultaneously an ad hominem attack and a circular defence. It’s cruel and forgiving at once. Not to mention the underlying complexity of ascribing morality to appearance. In this essay…
If you let him hit and he likes your insta stories it means your boom boom was insaneeeee
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If you let him hit and he likes your insta stories it means your boom boom was insaneeeee
Chest press machine you’re so much skinnier than the barbell bench 💅
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Chest press machine you’re so much skinnier than the barbell bench 💅
Being a real estate gay is sluttier than being a sex worker
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Being a real estate gay is sluttier than being a sex worker
Nobody wants me more than the automated Wikipedia emails I get begging for another donation. You bottoms don’t know NOTHIN about submissive and breedable until Lisa emails you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Nobody wants me more than the automated Wikipedia emails I get begging for another donation. You bottoms don’t know NOTHIN about submissive and breedable until Lisa emails you.
Murder
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November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Murder
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Good morning
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Good morning
Calories don’t count when you’re feeling poorly
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Calories don’t count when you’re feeling poorly
Kinda flopping at the gym. No energy to squat. Will you forgive me if only do a portion of today’s workout?
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Kinda flopping at the gym. No energy to squat. Will you forgive me if only do a portion of today’s workout?
open.spotify.com/track/5c2fEI... good morning Bluesky
Stranger
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
open.spotify.com/track/5c2fEI... good morning Bluesky
Something about cheap grocery store wine that goes straight to the brovaries
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Something about cheap grocery store wine that goes straight to the brovaries
One of the models from teamm8 is so beautiful he lives in my head rent free. Too bad I can’t buy his skimpy underwear because I’m not paying 40$ of shipping.
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One of the models from teamm8 is so beautiful he lives in my head rent free. Too bad I can’t buy his skimpy underwear because I’m not paying 40$ of shipping.
Im so into cellulose and ligin lately. Also the darkness is creeping in on me and my vision is tunnelling.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Im so into cellulose and ligin lately. Also the darkness is creeping in on me and my vision is tunnelling.
And may change direction without warning 😂
Single men are like busses. Never there when they say they will be, often dirty, and you have to share them with everyone else.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
And may change direction without warning 😂
Need a stroopwaffel and a vacation
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Need a stroopwaffel and a vacation
I have made choices tonight that seemed smart in the moment (they were) and now I’m dealing with the consequences of those choices while running the praetorium
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I have made choices tonight that seemed smart in the moment (they were) and now I’m dealing with the consequences of those choices while running the praetorium
My mustard bro
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My mustard bro
Reposted by Gab
Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege