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We need to get you boys off finasteride and onto libido boosters
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I hate when old guys want to kiss like sir I know you haven’t flossed in decades
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Turning 27 very soon and it’s both all over and only just beginning…
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Making this again tonight cause fuck my disgusting chungus blood pressure life
Something so good about cooking a steak with a lot of butter and salt. It might be the butter and salt.
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Me and @fullmetalhimbo.bsky.social after a night of slaying
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Babies I love the topic but you do nawt want to be posting pics of yourself as a child online 😭😭 oh we’re feeding the ai scrapers too well
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Terrible terrible day need nudes from online friends and a glass of wine
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
When will Bluesky get latex integration \goon{oomf}
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Maybe I know somewhere, deep in my soul, that love never lasts
And we’ve got to find other ways to make it alone (gooning) or keep a straight face (gambling online)
February 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
The smoke monster in LOST:
need head from someone named john
February 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Me whenever I'm outside. #FFXIV
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I dreamt that I adopted a pet iguana or gecko or some other type of lizard creature and it just ran around my flat eating bugs and the crumbs I drop on the floor… maybe I need a roomba
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Had some time to upgrade my summoner outfit and weapon #FFXIV
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Something so good about cooking a steak with a lot of butter and salt. It might be the butter and salt.
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Sundown after 5 pm today suicide postponed
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Lowkey love showering before the gym like yes im clean and moisturized while doing leg presses what about it
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 18
Life and Death Decisions
Ambivalence
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
KAKEGURUI MASHOOOOOOO
January 31, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Baby is that a cheesy bean casserole in the oven or is @squallleonshart.bsky.social just happy to see me
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Where’s that stupid video of the kid on America’s got talent going my name is green. I’m very green.
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I wonder if Sara Bareilles knew how hot she was cooking with love song
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Pokémon go they-theming tornadus feels so weird
January 28, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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mass market > trade
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Need hug
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM