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Calories don’t count when you’re feeling poorly
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Calories don’t count when you’re feeling poorly
Kinda flopping at the gym. No energy to squat. Will you forgive me if only do a portion of today’s workout?
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Kinda flopping at the gym. No energy to squat. Will you forgive me if only do a portion of today’s workout?
open.spotify.com/track/5c2fEI... good morning Bluesky
Stranger
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
open.spotify.com/track/5c2fEI... good morning Bluesky
Something about cheap grocery store wine that goes straight to the brovaries
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Something about cheap grocery store wine that goes straight to the brovaries
One of the models from teamm8 is so beautiful he lives in my head rent free. Too bad I can’t buy his skimpy underwear because I’m not paying 40$ of shipping.
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One of the models from teamm8 is so beautiful he lives in my head rent free. Too bad I can’t buy his skimpy underwear because I’m not paying 40$ of shipping.
Im so into cellulose and ligin lately. Also the darkness is creeping in on me and my vision is tunnelling.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Im so into cellulose and ligin lately. Also the darkness is creeping in on me and my vision is tunnelling.
And may change direction without warning 😂
Single men are like busses. Never there when they say they will be, often dirty, and you have to share them with everyone else.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
And may change direction without warning 😂
Need a stroopwaffel and a vacation
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Need a stroopwaffel and a vacation
I have made choices tonight that seemed smart in the moment (they were) and now I’m dealing with the consequences of those choices while running the praetorium
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I have made choices tonight that seemed smart in the moment (they were) and now I’m dealing with the consequences of those choices while running the praetorium
My mustard bro
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My mustard bro
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Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
Celebrating Pride in stem day by getting a shot of apretude in my ass
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Celebrating Pride in stem day by getting a shot of apretude in my ass
Tricep pump kind of devoured today
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Tricep pump kind of devoured today
Hayley Williams with ED: don’t hit me/ cause I can’t get hard
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hayley Williams with ED: don’t hit me/ cause I can’t get hard
These animals need to be put down im not joking
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
These animals need to be put down im not joking
Update: it was wrong of course! We solved the problem with our eyes and our brains.
To be honest I just asked copilot a very technical job related question and it gave me an answer that might be right but can’t link me to any documentation supporting this answer. Seriously, how am I supposed to use something with no evidence. Ppl just believe the robot in the screen blindly?
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Update: it was wrong of course! We solved the problem with our eyes and our brains.
To be honest I just asked copilot a very technical job related question and it gave me an answer that might be right but can’t link me to any documentation supporting this answer. Seriously, how am I supposed to use something with no evidence. Ppl just believe the robot in the screen blindly?
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
To be honest I just asked copilot a very technical job related question and it gave me an answer that might be right but can’t link me to any documentation supporting this answer. Seriously, how am I supposed to use something with no evidence. Ppl just believe the robot in the screen blindly?
So excited to go to work cause there’s a bake sale this morning
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
So excited to go to work cause there’s a bake sale this morning
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Intrusive thoughts while having sex with a man I don’t know
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Intrusive thoughts while having sex with a man I don’t know
The subtle queer positivity of 00s Jerry Springer
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The subtle queer positivity of 00s Jerry Springer
Some of you are like salad kits. Pre-chopped and triple washed…
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Some of you are like salad kits. Pre-chopped and triple washed…