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It’s hot dog dinner night
If Brad Bradford or any other similarly polarized Toronto freak denounces the (ostensibly) municipal funds spent on the TTC christmas train I am going to become The Penguin
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This motherfucker threw a dang bird at me! #hades2spoilers
October 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Really enjoy Swift fandom as a relatively harmless form of annual Millerianism
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is what it feels like when the guy from Vertical Horizon switches out “he’s” with “I am” at the end of Everything You Want
October 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
And then we’re going to Hunter’s March, and Greymoor, and Deep Docks, and Sinner’s Road, and then we’re going to the top of Pharloom, to take back the Citadel
September 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Conflicted about whether or not to grab the new RF Kuang book. On the one hand I’m not a big fan of books with sprayed edges. On the other I DO approve of sending academics to hell
September 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I searched this song on Apple music to confirm whether or not the title uses a parenthetical and Apple sent me a wellness check
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Everyone at the vet loved my cat. I know I sound like a guy talking about Hooters waitresses actually being into him but I swear to god they all loved her
July 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
New Sleep Token sounds great 👍
May 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
May 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sunday afternoon off watching my little films and shows
April 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reading @dorianlynskey.bsky.social ‘s terrific Everything Must Go while sitting just a few feet away from the ghost of a recent apocalypse we (sort of) survived
April 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
April 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Love this sweet lamb like my own son. I need him fired yesterday
March 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Me twelve hours ago and again twelve hours from now:
March 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ya know what? No. Call it something else
March 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Always get a kick out of this bit in Tears Of The Kingdom. It’s a bit like if you travelled back in time to 1998 and met Mohamed Atta but he was using the name “9/11 Jones”
March 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If you see this, quote with a 10/10 soundtrack
March 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Wife was in the bathroom. Unacceptable, apparently
March 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Recently there’s been some songs
March 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
March 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Nickel Boys was astonishing. The Gorge will solely exist in the memory of people who watch YouTube shorts of AI read movie plot summaries
March 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
March 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Everyone who talks about trans people like this while claiming to be progressive needs to be asked, point blank, what is the maximum number of minorities it would be okay to sacrifice
March 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM