“A popular knapsack with many different locations” is one of those Cellar Door phrases. It would never occur to me to say those specific words in that specific order, ever

Tilda Swinton at the end of Suspiria

I have met precisely one (1) person here in Toronto who knew basically anything about this situation and it’s because she was a former journalist

I’m trying to picture the face in question but all I can imagine is AI trump singing a chinese love song

Every time I look at this creep he looks more like someone did one of those “Simpsons in real life” photoshops but about Woodstock from Peanuts than the last time I looked at this creep

Anyways, Stephen Kingdom Hearts. Is that anything

A friend reading The Dark Tower was explaining to me how all Stephen King novels are connected and he got really mad at me for saying “that sounds a lot like Kingdom Hearts”

In Cory Doctorow’s (really excellent) new book he likens this to a carnie getting someone at the CNE to carry around a giant teddy in the toronto august heat all day. Everyone else thinks winning a teddy is more likely and the first guy gets heat stroke

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ braow
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ weeee

“Oh yeah? Well what about: A King”

God took away Heathcliff’s anthropomorphism

The skies are dark, for all the stars are in… COMPUTERS? You heard that right,

It’s kind of like those mazes some websites have to trap AI scrapers

A similar form of cope emerged when BBC Sherlock ended and some fans started trying to sniff out any sort of clue that BBC were planning on releasing one more episode that would make what they just watched good instead of very bad. One blog post said “why else would they make it bad on purpose”

J4L Gags style show where you make someone build a highrise while you hide their passport. The entire kingdom really loves this one

Really enjoy Swift fandom as a relatively harmless form of annual Millerianism