If Brad Bradford or any other similarly polarized Toronto freak denounces the (ostensibly) municipal funds spent on the TTC christmas train I am going to become The Penguin
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If Brad Bradford or any other similarly polarized Toronto freak denounces the (ostensibly) municipal funds spent on the TTC christmas train I am going to become The Penguin
Whitechapel Roan. Like a drag queen who lip syncs to deathcore. Yeah. No I - yep. No. No, I know she’s already white that’s not what I’m
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Whitechapel Roan. Like a drag queen who lip syncs to deathcore. Yeah. No I - yep. No. No, I know she’s already white that’s not what I’m
Non zero percent chance George Lucas thought it was poetic for Mace Windu to die by getting thrown out a window
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Non zero percent chance George Lucas thought it was poetic for Mace Windu to die by getting thrown out a window
New Converge incoming and Sikth are teasing something new too. Huge winter for metal guys who are just starting to think about multivitamins
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
New Converge incoming and Sikth are teasing something new too. Huge winter for metal guys who are just starting to think about multivitamins
The mushroom kingdom made the same error the US made with the confederates after the civil war. Bowser should have been hanged on the steps of Peach’s castle at the conclusion of Super Mario Bros. All future incursions/attempted weddings are downstream from this lapse in judgment they called mercy
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The mushroom kingdom made the same error the US made with the confederates after the civil war. Bowser should have been hanged on the steps of Peach’s castle at the conclusion of Super Mario Bros. All future incursions/attempted weddings are downstream from this lapse in judgment they called mercy
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo sent to The Realm
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo sent to The Realm
This motherfucker threw a dang bird at me! #hades2spoilers
October 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This motherfucker threw a dang bird at me! #hades2spoilers
Hades 2, in letting choose 1 of 2 different runs every night, enhanced immersion and realism by forcing you to choose between your family and job and somehow feel as though you are neglecting them both regardless
October 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hades 2, in letting choose 1 of 2 different runs every night, enhanced immersion and realism by forcing you to choose between your family and job and somehow feel as though you are neglecting them both regardless
This is what it feels like when the guy from Vertical Horizon switches out “he’s” with “I am” at the end of Everything You Want
October 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is what it feels like when the guy from Vertical Horizon switches out “he’s” with “I am” at the end of Everything You Want
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Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.
Me: I would like to go see an IMAX screening of a film on a Friday after work
The City of Toronto: you fucking. moron
The City of Toronto: you fucking. moron
October 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me: I would like to go see an IMAX screening of a film on a Friday after work
The City of Toronto: you fucking. moron
The City of Toronto: you fucking. moron
Really slept on the new Deafheaven record. Jesus fucking christ
September 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Really slept on the new Deafheaven record. Jesus fucking christ
Just got to a boss in Silksong who I swear to god keeps doing the Howard Dean scream. This bug’s never gonna be president
September 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just got to a boss in Silksong who I swear to god keeps doing the Howard Dean scream. This bug’s never gonna be president
Conflicted about whether or not to grab the new RF Kuang book. On the one hand I’m not a big fan of books with sprayed edges. On the other I DO approve of sending academics to hell
September 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Conflicted about whether or not to grab the new RF Kuang book. On the one hand I’m not a big fan of books with sprayed edges. On the other I DO approve of sending academics to hell
Dropping in to talk about this week’s big news, share my takes. You’ll be happy to hear I really enjoyed the Last Judge fight in Silksong, I had a great time. Everything great about a Hollow Knight boss fight including a punchline. See you later
September 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Dropping in to talk about this week’s big news, share my takes. You’ll be happy to hear I really enjoyed the Last Judge fight in Silksong, I had a great time. Everything great about a Hollow Knight boss fight including a punchline. See you later
Objects In The Rear View Mirror may Appear Closer Than They Are by Meat Loaf is probably the strongest pay off for a guy looking around his immediate surroundings and thinking to himself “what’s an idea for a song I could have”
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Objects In The Rear View Mirror may Appear Closer Than They Are by Meat Loaf is probably the strongest pay off for a guy looking around his immediate surroundings and thinking to himself “what’s an idea for a song I could have”
Refusing to read the rest of a Pink Floyd shirt and telling the wearer she don’t got a single song where she gotta do all that
August 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Refusing to read the rest of a Pink Floyd shirt and telling the wearer she don’t got a single song where she gotta do all that
Everyone at the vet loved my cat. I know I sound like a guy talking about Hooters waitresses actually being into him but I swear to god they all loved her
July 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Everyone at the vet loved my cat. I know I sound like a guy talking about Hooters waitresses actually being into him but I swear to god they all loved her
Guy at the airport ordering a farmer’s wrap before his flight playing russian roulette with his own unshitted pants
July 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Guy at the airport ordering a farmer’s wrap before his flight playing russian roulette with his own unshitted pants
Andrew Cuomo killed so many of his own voters he lost an election over it. I imagine this is how my friends feel watching me trying to come up with a Catan strategy
June 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Andrew Cuomo killed so many of his own voters he lost an election over it. I imagine this is how my friends feel watching me trying to come up with a Catan strategy
Least favourite online reactionary tic is when they respond to someone telling a story of anything bad happening with “I’ll take ‘things that never happened’ for $600 Alex”- not how jeopardy works dum dum, you answer the question not the category. You’re doing a carnac the magnificent bit
June 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Least favourite online reactionary tic is when they respond to someone telling a story of anything bad happening with “I’ll take ‘things that never happened’ for $600 Alex”- not how jeopardy works dum dum, you answer the question not the category. You’re doing a carnac the magnificent bit
Huge influx of people considering Tony Gilroy a household name portends only one thing… Michael Clayton Summer
May 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Huge influx of people considering Tony Gilroy a household name portends only one thing… Michael Clayton Summer
New Sleep Token sounds great 👍
May 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
New Sleep Token sounds great 👍