Depressed Houseplant
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🔞 Cranky Millennial - Sometimes Writer - Any pronouns are fine - NSFW 🔞
AO3: The_Huntsmans_Boss
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Smut Ghostwriter Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T_AblfvUq3VoT8pwOTOwHD4Wh6mAHuySAJ9hYBWz06M/edit
AO3: The_Huntsmans_Boss
Tumblr: depressedhouseplant
Smut Ghostwriter Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T_AblfvUq3VoT8pwOTOwHD4Wh6mAHuySAJ9hYBWz06M/edit
Well, well, well ^2
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well, well, well ^2
Well, well, well
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Well, well, well
And this one. Oy.
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
And this one. Oy.
First the art scam & now this. The bots are working hard today. If anything Bloodlines deserved this, not Himbo’s Guide
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
First the art scam & now this. The bots are working hard today. If anything Bloodlines deserved this, not Himbo’s Guide
🔞 The Himbo’s Guide to Getting a Boyfriend 🔞
This is Bloodlines for people who hate MCD but love kink
archiveofourown.org/works/75453996
This is Bloodlines for people who hate MCD but love kink
archiveofourown.org/works/75453996
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
🔞 The Himbo’s Guide to Getting a Boyfriend 🔞
This is Bloodlines for people who hate MCD but love kink
archiveofourown.org/works/75453996
This is Bloodlines for people who hate MCD but love kink
archiveofourown.org/works/75453996
WIP Wednesday: Please enjoy JY panicking over SY
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
WIP Wednesday: Please enjoy JY panicking over SY
Pick a number. Or I’ll do it myself later ✌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Pick a number. Or I’ll do it myself later ✌🏻
The Himbo’s Guide to Getting a Boyfriend (Sangju)
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Himbo’s Guide to Getting a Boyfriend (Sangju)
This is the same man who thinks the fandom wouldn’t need to be put down like rabid dogs if he did a topless photoshoot
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is the same man who thinks the fandom wouldn’t need to be put down like rabid dogs if he did a topless photoshoot
Snippet from my MV Fest WIP. It gets spicy toward the end 🔥
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Snippet from my MV Fest WIP. It gets spicy toward the end 🔥
The tags as they stand right now
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The tags as they stand right now
It’s for this prompt I’ve had tucked away for a while & it got out of hand FAST. But I love it
Ship is Moonbae
Ship is Moonbae
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s for this prompt I’ve had tucked away for a while & it got out of hand FAST. But I love it
Ship is Moonbae
Ship is Moonbae
Happy WIP Wednesday! A little snippet from a later chapter of Bloodlines
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy WIP Wednesday! A little snippet from a later chapter of Bloodlines
All of these bouncing around in my head. ADHD hard at work
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
All of these bouncing around in my head. ADHD hard at work
🔞 Aurora (Bbangju) 🔞
The love story of a forgotten Norse god and the gift he created for his mortal lover
The love story of a forgotten Norse god and the gift he created for his mortal lover
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
🔞 Aurora (Bbangju) 🔞
The love story of a forgotten Norse god and the gift he created for his mortal lover
The love story of a forgotten Norse god and the gift he created for his mortal lover
WIP Wednesday
(Also I forgot it was Mercury Rx in my 5H so ignore everything I’ve posted for the past week or so)
(Also I forgot it was Mercury Rx in my 5H so ignore everything I’ve posted for the past week or so)
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
WIP Wednesday
(Also I forgot it was Mercury Rx in my 5H so ignore everything I’ve posted for the past week or so)
(Also I forgot it was Mercury Rx in my 5H so ignore everything I’ve posted for the past week or so)
Page 200 / Chapter 20 - Holden is still significantly more palatable & they cast Miller way too young
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Page 200 / Chapter 20 - Holden is still significantly more palatable & they cast Miller way too young
Inspo for the as yet nonexistent stalker / toxic obsession fic
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Inspo for the as yet nonexistent stalker / toxic obsession fic
🔞Bloodlines🔞
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
🔞Bloodlines🔞
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
Y’all are in for a wild fucking ride
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Y’all are in for a wild fucking ride
My WIP Wednesday. The preliminary tags for Bloodlines
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My WIP Wednesday. The preliminary tags for Bloodlines
Sunkyu apparently has a chokehold on me lately
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sunkyu apparently has a chokehold on me lately
🔞 Ain’t Salty (Sunkyu) 🔞
The cliché bodyguard / celebrity AU that no one asked for
archiveofourown.org/works/72828086
The cliché bodyguard / celebrity AU that no one asked for
archiveofourown.org/works/72828086
October 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
🔞 Ain’t Salty (Sunkyu) 🔞
The cliché bodyguard / celebrity AU that no one asked for
archiveofourown.org/works/72828086
The cliché bodyguard / celebrity AU that no one asked for
archiveofourown.org/works/72828086
A Love Letter to Storytellers
October 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
A Love Letter to Storytellers