Depressed Houseplant
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🔞 Cranky Millennial - Sometimes Writer - Any pronouns are fine - NSFW 🔞
AO3: The_Huntsmans_Boss
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Smut Ghostwriter Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T_AblfvUq3VoT8pwOTOwHD4Wh6mAHuySAJ9hYBWz06M/edit
AO3: The_Huntsmans_Boss
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Smut Ghostwriter Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T_AblfvUq3VoT8pwOTOwHD4Wh6mAHuySAJ9hYBWz06M/edit
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🔞Bloodlines🔞
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
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We're having a little kindness fest!
❄️ Find a fic with no comments
❄️ It can be written by a friend or stranger
❄️ Fics should be more than a few days old
❄️ Choose one you genuinely enjoy & can comment on sincerely
❄️ Let the author know something you liked
❄️ Find a fic with no comments
❄️ It can be written by a friend or stranger
❄️ Fics should be more than a few days old
❄️ Choose one you genuinely enjoy & can comment on sincerely
❄️ Let the author know something you liked
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We're having a little kindness fest!
❄️ Find a fic with no comments
❄️ It can be written by a friend or stranger
❄️ Fics should be more than a few days old
❄️ Choose one you genuinely enjoy & can comment on sincerely
❄️ Let the author know something you liked
❄️ Find a fic with no comments
❄️ It can be written by a friend or stranger
❄️ Fics should be more than a few days old
❄️ Choose one you genuinely enjoy & can comment on sincerely
❄️ Let the author know something you liked
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You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
Someone had the audacity to message me about the AO3 art scam. I’ve never hit block so fast in my life
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Someone had the audacity to message me about the AO3 art scam. I’ve never hit block so fast in my life
Y’all I’m stunned. I posted Himbo’s Guide *checks time stamp* 6 hours ago & it’s already surpassed both my SFW fics in hits & is about to overtake the Bbangju Vampires sequel.
Is it the ship? The excessive amount of kinks? Why are you checking it out? I must know!
Is it the ship? The excessive amount of kinks? Why are you checking it out? I must know!
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Y’all I’m stunned. I posted Himbo’s Guide *checks time stamp* 6 hours ago & it’s already surpassed both my SFW fics in hits & is about to overtake the Bbangju Vampires sequel.
Is it the ship? The excessive amount of kinks? Why are you checking it out? I must know!
Is it the ship? The excessive amount of kinks? Why are you checking it out? I must know!
🔞 The Himbo’s Guide to Getting a Boyfriend 🔞
This is Bloodlines for people who hate MCD but love kink
archiveofourown.org/works/75453996
This is Bloodlines for people who hate MCD but love kink
archiveofourown.org/works/75453996
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
🔞 The Himbo’s Guide to Getting a Boyfriend 🔞
This is Bloodlines for people who hate MCD but love kink
archiveofourown.org/works/75453996
This is Bloodlines for people who hate MCD but love kink
archiveofourown.org/works/75453996
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Hey, y'all. If someone has created something that you enjoy, please don't be afraid to tell them. So many of us are in solitude when we create and do it from our hearts, so hearing that it matters to someone else can make a huge difference in how we view our efforts.
December 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hey, y'all. If someone has created something that you enjoy, please don't be afraid to tell them. So many of us are in solitude when we create and do it from our hearts, so hearing that it matters to someone else can make a huge difference in how we view our efforts.
@support.bsky.team give us GIFs & pictures in DMs please. Thanks ✌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@support.bsky.team give us GIFs & pictures in DMs please. Thanks ✌🏻
WIP Wednesday: Please enjoy JY panicking over SY
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
WIP Wednesday: Please enjoy JY panicking over SY
Pick a number. Or I’ll do it myself later ✌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Pick a number. Or I’ll do it myself later ✌🏻
The Himbo’s Guide to Getting a Boyfriend (Sangju)
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Himbo’s Guide to Getting a Boyfriend (Sangju)
Haven’t touched Bloodlines in like 2 weeks. What did I do instead? Wrote 6k of “straight” JY discovering he likes dick & it ain’t over yet…
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Haven’t touched Bloodlines in like 2 weeks. What did I do instead? Wrote 6k of “straight” JY discovering he likes dick & it ain’t over yet…
Migrating my WIPs is incredibly tedious but I don’t want to lose anything if the GDocs rumors are true
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Migrating my WIPs is incredibly tedious but I don’t want to lose anything if the GDocs rumors are true
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no stars (either war or trek), lotr, or Marvel)
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no stars (either war or trek), lotr, or Marvel)
I felt like an idiot during hi touch when I told Jacob “you’re doing great” but honestly I felt like he needed to hear from someone that his effort wasn’t unseen.
…then Juyeon almost fell on me
…then Juyeon almost fell on me
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I felt like an idiot during hi touch when I told Jacob “you’re doing great” but honestly I felt like he needed to hear from someone that his effort wasn’t unseen.
…then Juyeon almost fell on me
…then Juyeon almost fell on me
This is the same man who thinks the fandom wouldn’t need to be put down like rabid dogs if he did a topless photoshoot
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is the same man who thinks the fandom wouldn’t need to be put down like rabid dogs if he did a topless photoshoot
Snippet from my MV Fest WIP. It gets spicy toward the end 🔥
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Snippet from my MV Fest WIP. It gets spicy toward the end 🔥
Feeling more than a little fragile right now 💔
Birthdays, the anniversary of a beloved friend’s death, & mourning the loss of several once significant friendships all at once
Birthdays, the anniversary of a beloved friend’s death, & mourning the loss of several once significant friendships all at once
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Feeling more than a little fragile right now 💔
Birthdays, the anniversary of a beloved friend’s death, & mourning the loss of several once significant friendships all at once
Birthdays, the anniversary of a beloved friend’s death, & mourning the loss of several once significant friendships all at once
How would y’all feel about some yuri content from me?
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
How would y’all feel about some yuri content from me?
Nothing like writing smut in a room full of students 😝
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Nothing like writing smut in a room full of students 😝
Writing some gloriously fucked up shit (not for Bloodlines) & loving it
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Writing some gloriously fucked up shit (not for Bloodlines) & loving it
Reposted by Depressed Houseplant
Ju Haknyeon on THE BOYZ Dismissal & Label’s $5.5M Lawsuit Against Him: ‘It Would Be the End of My Life’
Ju Haknyeon on THE BOYZ Dismissal & Label’s $5.5M Lawsuit Against Him: ‘It Would Be the End of My Life’
Ju Haknyeon, formerly of K-pop group THE BOYZ, talks his dismissal from the band, his ex-record label's lawsuit against him and more in an interview.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ju Haknyeon on THE BOYZ Dismissal & Label’s $5.5M Lawsuit Against Him: ‘It Would Be the End of My Life’
Updated JC, HJ, JY, CH, & SW today. All but 2 members (SY & ER) have 6/9 entries. My goal is to have this complete by the end of the year. Please go give it some love 💕
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Updated JC, HJ, JY, CH, & SW today. All but 2 members (SY & ER) have 6/9 entries. My goal is to have this complete by the end of the year. Please go give it some love 💕
Almost cussed out a scam comment but then thought better of it. Look at me being the bigger person
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Almost cussed out a scam comment but then thought better of it. Look at me being the bigger person
Happy WIP Wednesday! A little snippet from a later chapter of Bloodlines
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy WIP Wednesday! A little snippet from a later chapter of Bloodlines