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Depressed Houseplant

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🔞 Cranky Millennial - Sometimes Writer - Any pronouns are fine - NSFW 🔞 AO3: The_Huntsmans_Boss Tumblr: depressedhouseplant Smut Ghostwriter Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T_AblfvUq3VoT8pwOTOwHD4Wh6mAHuySAJ9hYBWz06M/edit

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · Apr 9

Need smut? I’m your girl! Let me ghostwrite, edit, rework, or expand your spicy scenes so you can get the plot done!

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Need Porn? I’m Your Girl! Stuck on a smutty scene? Can’t think of a decent way to say “he came”? Let me help! I’m Emily and I’ve been writing PWP (plot what plot / porn without plot) for kpop RPF sin...

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 2d

If you enjoy these & want one for yourself or your fic, you can buy me a Kofi. $3 / 1 moodboard or $5 / 2 options. Please consider. I can also do BTS, SKZ, & ATZ in addition to TBZ.

I need ship, color, & vibe (happy, sad, sexy, etc) minimum. Thank you!

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 2d

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 3d

I admit I did this but it was before I became a parent. I think being a parent changes your perspective. I haven’t written a kidfic in forever, but if I do again there are ways to get the idea across without showing a child’s face

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 3d

Moodboard for The Boyz Sangyeon & Sunwoo

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Moodboard for The Boyz Younghoon & Chanhee

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 3d

I’m all about angst with a happy ending. I’ll let you torture me for 300k words as long as it turns out okay

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 4d

I’m Bbangju trash, but they always have a happy ending

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 4d

It’s so them though

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 4d

Moodboard of The Boyz Juyeon and Hyunjae

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 4d

Current obsession? Making moodboards! Some are for planned fics, others were just ideas.

Moodboard of The Boyz Sangyeon & Younghoon

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 5d

I just saw a Christmas commercial. ITS OCTOBER. PUT IT AWAY.

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 5d

I got not one but TWO offers for Kissing Ghosts. I’m now going to drop off the face of the earth while I turn a 20k fic into a 130k book. Wish me luck

a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face and the word manifesting is above him

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 6d

I got this scam too

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 6d

Glad you enjoyed it! Traumatized Tae is my favorite part of that fic

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 9d

Friendly reminder I offer this service as well as proofreading, beta services, & editing. I know everyone’s budget is tight these days but if you or someone you know could possibly use this - please share it. You’d be helping an actual person with permanent disabilities 🙏🏻

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · Apr 9

Need smut? I’m your girl! Let me ghostwrite, edit, rework, or expand your spicy scenes so you can get the plot done!

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 9d

I will defend “problematic” art until my last dying breath. It is my right as a human to create shit so fucked up you wonder if the hospital has noticed that I escaped yet. This is a safe space for the freaks, the unhinged, and the ones you’re afraid to blink in front of.

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 10d

Oh no… here we go again with ao3 is bad and how can those gross people read all those bad things that are bad IRL you’re a terrible person….

First of all—

A funny meme using Will Smith from another photo. He’s in a Vanna White pose showing how to exclude things you don’t want to see or read on ao3

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 11d

Yeah fuck 100Red. You made my baby cry

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 12d

Coming Soon…

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 12d

Not the Conan Gray brain worms again

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 13d

My magnum opus is complete! Please give her all the love 💕

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 17d

Kissing Ghosts (Jukev):

When KV is the victim of a straight guy’s experiment, JY is there to pick up the pieces.

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Black & white moodboard of The Boyz Juyeon & Kevin

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 13d

I’m not entirely happy with the last scene of the fic but I’m gonna let it marinate overnight. I just wanted to share this beefy WC

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Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 13d

He’s also a Covid baby. He used to be a lot more shy but he’s gotten better since he’s been in school

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 14d

Chapters 5 & 6 are up (originally just Ch 5, but things go out of hand). Tomorrow is the finale!

Depressed Houseplant @exhaustedhyungs.bsky.social · 17d

Kissing Ghosts (Jukev):

When KV is the victim of a straight guy’s experiment, JY is there to pick up the pieces.

archiveofourown.org/works/71550316