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Depressed Houseplant
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🔞 Cranky Millennial - Sometimes Writer - Any pronouns are fine - NSFW 🔞
AO3: The_Huntsmans_Boss
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Smut Ghostwriter Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T_AblfvUq3VoT8pwOTOwHD4Wh6mAHuySAJ9hYBWz06M/edit
I’ve hidden this fic in order to redo it. Sorry for any inconvenience.
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Well, well, well ^2
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well, well, well
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
And this one. Oy.
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
First the art scam & now this. The bots are working hard today. If anything Bloodlines deserved this, not Himbo’s Guide
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Reposted by Depressed Houseplant
You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
230 hits in 24 hours. I’m stunned & flattered. Some of my fics that have been up for months haven’t hit that metric. Thank you so much to everyone who has clicked on it so far 💕
December 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Already got a comment! Not sure if it’s a compliment though
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I write in comic sans. I heard about a trick years ago that it can help with just getting words on the page & I’ll be damned if it didn’t work
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The diversity aspect is some fonts are easier for people with visual processing issues to read (broadly sans serif fonts but Arial & Calibri are the most common).

I’d send it in comic sans just to piss him off
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Current WC - 7246

I’m less than halfway through it. This is not how I envisioned this, but I’m not mad. At all.
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
30. Writing JC & CH isn’t as hard as I thought if I write JC with dom tendencies & CH as a bit of a spaz
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
29. “As CM buried his nose in SW’s hair, whispering promises SW heard a thousand times before already, he knew this was where he belonged. From those first tense days after the stairwell to being in his husband’s embrace, KSW got his happily ever after” - Ain’t Salty Ch 11
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
23. No. I don’t play well with others
24. Yes, but I don’t think they ever read it
25. No
26. Smut of any & all iterations
27. I don’t listen to music while writing
28. Kissing Ghosts
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
18. Not so much a character, but Cops & Robbers fought me for the better part of 6 months to finish at the end
19. Either Milcob or Milnyu as the main pair
20. Either Arranged or Ain’t Salty, but I don’t reread stuff a ton after I finish writing it
21. 1503
22. Bbangju Olymfics - 6
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
13. Cops & Robbers - final WC 42,948
14. Love in a Hotel Room - 1500
15. Bloodlines
16. Either “I hate tagging sexual dynamics but capitalism” or “No beta we die like everyone except Eric in Maverick”
17. Bloodlines SY because he’s EVIL
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM