Absurd Existentialist
@existentialistgod.bsky.social
You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
Makes you wonder what Trump is using the Ball Room for.
January 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Makes you wonder what Trump is using the Ball Room for.
The foundation of every house should just be a massive wireless charger. And also, driveways should have those rear windshield defrosters for the winter.
January 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The foundation of every house should just be a massive wireless charger. And also, driveways should have those rear windshield defrosters for the winter.
Have you ever seen someone try to suck their own face in?
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December 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Have you ever seen someone try to suck their own face in?
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
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Once a Bond girl, always a Bond girl. It's like the Marines, if Marines wore bikinis.
Daaaaamn, Sargent.
Daaaaamn, Sargent.
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Once a Bond girl, always a Bond girl. It's like the Marines, if Marines wore bikinis.
Daaaaamn, Sargent.
Daaaaamn, Sargent.
This administration is like if Obi-wan's mind trick didn't work, but it didn't matter because there was no one trying to stop them.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This administration is like if Obi-wan's mind trick didn't work, but it didn't matter because there was no one trying to stop them.
Is there anything whale biologists can't do?
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Is there anything whale biologists can't do?
Something like this.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Something like this.
When confronted with a very low bar, Donald Trump endeavors to remove the bar entirely.
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
When confronted with a very low bar, Donald Trump endeavors to remove the bar entirely.
I'm only an amateur substacker myself, but out of curiosity, what's your record? I once got 12.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm only an amateur substacker myself, but out of curiosity, what's your record? I once got 12.
MUSIC HISTORY: Tame Impala released their debut album, InnerSpeaker, on this day 15 years, 5 months and 24 days ago.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
MUSIC HISTORY: Tame Impala released their debut album, InnerSpeaker, on this day 15 years, 5 months and 24 days ago.
You know what makes any food better, mayonnaise and raisins. I actually keep a jar of it to add to just about everything. I call it Mayonrais.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
You know what makes any food better, mayonnaise and raisins. I actually keep a jar of it to add to just about everything. I call it Mayonrais.
America 9 months ago.
Exists only as a memory.
Exists only as a memory.
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
America 9 months ago.
Exists only as a memory.
Exists only as a memory.
Donald Trump never got past The Great Gatsby's title.
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Donald Trump never got past The Great Gatsby's title.
I'm beginning to see why they changed My Cousin Vinny from the original title.
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm beginning to see why they changed My Cousin Vinny from the original title.
I think they're reminiscent for the working class who would only let a black man earn a living wage if it helped his own son.
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I think they're reminiscent for the working class who would only let a black man earn a living wage if it helped his own son.
If you see this, post a Frankenstein!
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If you see this, post a Frankenstein!
That's what happens when this is what they're trained to do.
October 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That's what happens when this is what they're trained to do.
No wonder this guy always loses at Secret Hitler!
October 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No wonder this guy always loses at Secret Hitler!
Why make Pringles Miller Lite Beer Can Chicken Potato Crisps when you can't even get whatever the hell Pringles even are right?
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Why make Pringles Miller Lite Beer Can Chicken Potato Crisps when you can't even get whatever the hell Pringles even are right?
That's what you get for watching Bruce Hornsby.
October 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That's what you get for watching Bruce Hornsby.
This is the first issue of Time that requires an ID to purchase.
October 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This is the first issue of Time that requires an ID to purchase.
Scary stuff.
October 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Scary stuff.
Netanyahu has agreed to stop bombing now that he's run out of buildings.
October 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Netanyahu has agreed to stop bombing now that he's run out of buildings.
Complete sentences are a bit much for these neanderthals. We're lucky she didn't start throwing feces. 😭
October 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Complete sentences are a bit much for these neanderthals. We're lucky she didn't start throwing feces. 😭
You know who Ed Gein did inspire?
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You know who Ed Gein did inspire?