Absurd Existentialist
@existentialistgod.bsky.social
You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
When you're that big a pussy, it's called menstruation.
January 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
When you're that big a pussy, it's called menstruation.
It was actually nominated as a musical.
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
It was actually nominated as a musical.
Plus scurvy.
January 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Plus scurvy.
And that's how you know John Harbaugh is in the Epstein Files.
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
And that's how you know John Harbaugh is in the Epstein Files.