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Absurd Existentialist
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You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you.

As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
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The Social Security Trust Fund isn't broke because it paid out benefits to people who funded it. It's broke because billionaires and millionaires paid themselves to go to war with it. Social Security was stolen.
After the Capitol and the White House, I'm pretty sure Republicans want to destroy the Supreme Court building just to get the trifecta.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Still, they didn't have to tag us that way.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I honestly don't understand AI when billionaires could be spending their money on margaritas made with dinosaur ice.
The US ice core research community, with international partners, has recovered valuable records of past climate from the Arctic & Antarctic since the 1950s.

Here is a sampling of cores—including 6,000,000 year old ice via NSF Center for Oldest Ice Exploration—at the NSF Ice Core Facility.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Shitting on Canadian chili is redundant.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If you're hungry and someone offers you pee, nut, butt or sandwiches, take the sandwiches.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Since republicans say this is just common sense that doesn't need to be pointed out, every National Guardsman who illegally deployed to American cities should be court-martialled for following those illegal orders.
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Congress is already too late. Open enrollment for ObamaCares already started with premiums assuming no subsidy. How many people are going to not sign up and then be ineligible or just not get back to it if subsidies are released? January was a ridiculous deadline Democrats set to pressure this again
The House takes 2 months off & finally reports back to work & promptly spends the next week filing censure motions against each other & attending black tie dinners w/Saudis while the clock counts down for 24 million people to have their health insurance premiums spike in 42 days.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When confronted with a very low bar, Donald Trump endeavors to remove the bar entirely.
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The universe is a scam!
The universe does things on a subatomic level that would get you arrested for bank fraud if you tried the financial equivalent.
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wikipedia should come in hardcopy.
man we should bring back the pamphlet
Hey historians 🗃️: Do you know of presses that publish short books (around 30K words / 90 pages plus notes)? I have been working on an article project that could easily turn into an great micro-history of that length, but I'm not sure it would make it to the usual full 60-90K words...
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This would be a great opportunity to revote on Independence.
BBC News - Scotland 4-2 Denmark highlights: World Cup qualification clinched after epic - BBC Sport
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Even if you you're not a fan of football, this 8 minute highlight package from last night will bring a smile to your face this morning. Pure joy.
Scotland 4-2 Denmark highlights: World Cup qualification clinched after epic
Watch the best of the action as Scotland beat Denmark 4-2 to reach the men's World Cup finals for the first time since 1998.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Trump is lucky all those payments to Epstein got it caught up in his audit. He'll release the files as soon as the IRS determines if human trafficking qualifies as a business expense.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It sure seems like Andrew Tate inherited Epstein's network.
NEW: The White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.

“It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We're really trying not to murder journalists, but you know... old habits.
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We would be better served putting ICE agents to work in the fields.
They’re not going after criminals. “Criminals don’t get up and go to work and pay their bills.”

These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people.

EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This probably would have gone better if the Saudi Prince had Dave Chappelle open for them.
Sad pathetic little man.
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Home Depot should have a Release The Files sales event where all profits on wood files go to the survivors of human trafficking.

And tie-in with a medical supplier to donate profits from their motorized wheelchairs towards giving Donald the electric chair. That's called synergy... and justice.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
BlueSky let me down not forcing this to the top of my feed for 4 days. And I let myself down not having all the money in the world for every piece

For the one person who sees this, noted Thrizzler, Michael Kupperman is offering a bunch of great originals. Hurry!
michaelkupperman.com/shop/edison-...
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'll tell you one thing, if a cow can march 3,000 miles over rugged terrain for a better life, I'd be willing to eat that cow.
I knew they blamed immigrants for everything, but I didn’t think they would blame immigrant cows for hamburger prices.
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I've started using this entire video as a GIF.
I've seen many YouTube interpolations of "Steamed Hams," but this one, which expands the gag into a "My Dinner With Andre" parody, is special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Creationists are okay with AI because they think humans are the original artificial intelligence.
New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"

Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
MUSIC HISTORY: Tame Impala released their debut album, InnerSpeaker, on this day 15 years, 5 months and 24 days ago.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
BlueSky feels like I moved into a house with a bad foundation they forgot to mention. And now I know I have to move again, but the thought of moving is the only thing that keeps me stuck here. Anyone have leads on a better house?
BlueSky is a bad site used by good people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously unethical. Any of you can be disappeared for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been suspended. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over Johnny Cash lyrics.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Are you telling me the next big medical breakthrough is super boogers? Eat that, RFK!
Vaccines save lives.

“… the promise of nasal vaccines is that they could induce mucosal immunity along with a systemic immune response.”
Will nasal vaccines consign injections to history?
Nasal vaccines could offer protection against airborne pathogens at their point of entry into the body.
www.nature.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
There's a reason the only place Mark Halperin could get a job was on Megyn Kelly's media channel.
This garbage from Megyn Kelly is the very reason why would be foolish to ever have the hope that the 53% will turn against white male patriarchy. In the name of keeping "whiteness" they would AND HAVE sold out their own daughters to the proclivities of monsters.
youtube.com/shorts/s4y-O...
Megyn Kelly offers BIZARRE statement on Epstein
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM