Absurd Existentialist
@existentialistgod.bsky.social
You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
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The Social Security Trust Fund isn't broke because it paid out benefits to people who funded it. It's broke because billionaires and millionaires paid themselves to go to war with it. Social Security was stolen.
It's always strange to me when people who want money to be the only metric applied to determine legitimacy delegitimize something by saying money had to be spent to do it. It's like the only metric they actually value is power.
ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
relevant to the debate over whether we should keep funding DHS without reforms and accountability for how out of control their spending is
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 PM
It's always strange to me when people who want money to be the only metric applied to determine legitimacy delegitimize something by saying money had to be spent to do it. It's like the only metric they actually value is power.
You do not want to know how that guy feels on any other topic.
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
You do not want to know how that guy feels on any other topic.
One thing Denmark has in common with a 13 year old girl, they can't stop Donald Trump.
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
One thing Denmark has in common with a 13 year old girl, they can't stop Donald Trump.
When it finally happens, I call:
I have bad news and I have good news. The bad news is JD Vance is President. The good news is JD Vance is President.
I have bad news and I have good news. The bad news is JD Vance is President. The good news is JD Vance is President.
I’ve said this before, but he’s surrounded by reporters all of the time, and if these reports are true they are covering for him. It isn’t just gross, it’s symptomatic of all sorts of concerning states.
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
When it finally happens, I call:
I have bad news and I have good news. The bad news is JD Vance is President. The good news is JD Vance is President.
I have bad news and I have good news. The bad news is JD Vance is President. The good news is JD Vance is President.
If ICE really wanted to deter protesters, instead of teargas, they would throw Donald Trump.
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
If ICE really wanted to deter protesters, instead of teargas, they would throw Donald Trump.
Science has finally determined what would happen if Idiocracy pulled a Weekend at Bernie's.
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Science has finally determined what would happen if Idiocracy pulled a Weekend at Bernie's.
That's one way to get NATO to fund their defense.
NEW: Germany is joining Sweden and Norway deploying troops to Denmark. (Reuters)
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
That's one way to get NATO to fund their defense.
Makes you wonder what Trump is using the Ball Room for.
January 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Makes you wonder what Trump is using the Ball Room for.
It's actually called menstruation with pussies like him.
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It's actually called menstruation with pussies like him.
Remember when we were afraid Marco Rubio would be a Trojan horse to make white nationalist politics palatable. It's not that he succeeded; it's just that after he couldn't drink a bottle of water like a normal person, white nationalists realized they didn't need him.
January 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Remember when we were afraid Marco Rubio would be a Trojan horse to make white nationalist politics palatable. It's not that he succeeded; it's just that after he couldn't drink a bottle of water like a normal person, white nationalists realized they didn't need him.
The only person Stephen Miller's wife hates more than Stephen Miller is herself.
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The only person Stephen Miller's wife hates more than Stephen Miller is herself.
The line from the Confederacy to the Nazis to Trump is a dot.
I see people talk about ICE by calling them the Gestapo, and while its not hard to see the comparison; they really aught to be compared to something homegrown. Because in truth, the closest thing we can compare ICE to is to federal slave catchers. The operation is the same.
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 AM
The line from the Confederacy to the Nazis to Trump is a dot.
Brett Kavanaugh in any job interview. Still got the job.
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Brett Kavanaugh in any job interview. Still got the job.
We can't unbreak the law we already broke, so John Roberts should let me continue breaking the law.
January 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
We can't unbreak the law we already broke, so John Roberts should let me continue breaking the law.
A clear sign that Machado is not ready to be leader is she still hasn't learned that appeasing Trump will not get you what you want. At least all it will cost her is... The Nobel Peace Prize!
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A clear sign that Machado is not ready to be leader is she still hasn't learned that appeasing Trump will not get you what you want. At least all it will cost her is... The Nobel Peace Prize!
ICE agents are prone to kill you without provocation, so if you end up killing one, it is within reason for defending yourself.
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
ICE agents are prone to kill you without provocation, so if you end up killing one, it is within reason for defending yourself.
Every ICE agent is a material witness to the Minnesota murder and should be arrested on sight to ensure there is a full accounting.
January 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Every ICE agent is a material witness to the Minnesota murder and should be arrested on sight to ensure there is a full accounting.
If history is any indicator, the next developmental step is sliced Roomba, against which all future innovations will be compared.
the only good recent technological innovation is the roomba and the only thing i want to see made is roomba that cleans your shower. they're wasting everything in AI when the economy should be gambled entirely on small robot that cleans your shower
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
If history is any indicator, the next developmental step is sliced Roomba, against which all future innovations will be compared.
Geez, can we at least get the money for Venezuela's oil before Trump spends it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...
Rubio Tells Lawmakers Trump Wants to Buy Greenland
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Geez, can we at least get the money for Venezuela's oil before Trump spends it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...
The foundation of every house should just be a massive wireless charger. And also, driveways should have those rear windshield defrosters for the winter.
January 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The foundation of every house should just be a massive wireless charger. And also, driveways should have those rear windshield defrosters for the winter.
I can't even imagine what low self esteem Stephen Miller's wife has.
this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I can't even imagine what low self esteem Stephen Miller's wife has.
And that's how you know Maduro isn't in the Epstein Files.
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
And that's how you know Maduro isn't in the Epstein Files.
Now that we've finally captured Maduro, Kristi Noem is going to deport him to Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Now that we've finally captured Maduro, Kristi Noem is going to deport him to Venezuela.
If Venezuela indicts everyone who voted for Trump, we should probably extradite them.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If Venezuela indicts everyone who voted for Trump, we should probably extradite them.
Apparently, the only lesson we learned from Iraq is it's better to not even try to justify the war.
Gotta say, the moderate position here is impeachment and removal and the moderates seem like they're on board.
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Apparently, the only lesson we learned from Iraq is it's better to not even try to justify the war.