Existential Shred
@existentialshred.bsky.social
He/him | Metalhead, Rhythm game player, Taco Bell enjoyer, aspiring horror buff, idiot.
Wait hold up, that is actually the perfect Hibbing Muppet.
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wait hold up, that is actually the perfect Hibbing Muppet.
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It can *always* get worse!
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It can *always* get worse!
Didn't hear much hype about it then or since, but that new season of the X-Men is excellent.
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Didn't hear much hype about it then or since, but that new season of the X-Men is excellent.
Was gonna be cheeky and say "how can anyone do album of the year lists before the new Protomen album drops?!" But i guess its OUT out in January 😮💨
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Was gonna be cheeky and say "how can anyone do album of the year lists before the new Protomen album drops?!" But i guess its OUT out in January 😮💨
Last four watched
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Last four watched
Good morning, the Lake of Rot in Elden Ring stressed me so bad that I chipped a tooth from clenching.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Good morning, the Lake of Rot in Elden Ring stressed me so bad that I chipped a tooth from clenching.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Protest The Hero
Metallica
Less Than Jake
MC Chris
Cattle Decapitation
Protest The Hero
Metallica
Less Than Jake
MC Chris
Cattle Decapitation
Krisiun
The Longest Johns
Belphegor
Billy Strings
Three Dog Night
The Longest Johns
Belphegor
Billy Strings
Three Dog Night
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Autechre
Ween
Cannibal Corpse
Taylor Swift
Shpongle
Autechre
Ween
Cannibal Corpse
Taylor Swift
Shpongle
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Protest The Hero
Metallica
Less Than Jake
MC Chris
Cattle Decapitation
Protest The Hero
Metallica
Less Than Jake
MC Chris
Cattle Decapitation
ADRENALINE RUSH! ADRENALINE RUSH!
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ADRENALINE RUSH! ADRENALINE RUSH!
Sugar and lefse? Ya sure you betcha
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sugar and lefse? Ya sure you betcha
Trying to think of a more bleak song that had radio play than Matchbox describing the mundanity of the end times.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Trying to think of a more bleak song that had radio play than Matchbox describing the mundanity of the end times.
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The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
Got a title transferred and only suffered moderate indignity, lfg
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Got a title transferred and only suffered moderate indignity, lfg
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
A VERY drunk girl at the show complimented my "Percocet Trans Folks" shirt last night.
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A VERY drunk girl at the show complimented my "Percocet Trans Folks" shirt last night.
My submission for the Men of Metalsky calender:
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My submission for the Men of Metalsky calender:
Showing up to work hungover is the perfect catalyst needed for your long anticipated inspectors to finally arrive on site...I bet.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Showing up to work hungover is the perfect catalyst needed for your long anticipated inspectors to finally arrive on site...I bet.
I wanna fuck you in the ass!
Why don't ya stick it up your own, asshole?
Ha. Ha... I would if I COULD, Charlie Brown.
Why don't ya stick it up your own, asshole?
Ha. Ha... I would if I COULD, Charlie Brown.
You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever, Charlie Brown!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I wanna fuck you in the ass!
Why don't ya stick it up your own, asshole?
Ha. Ha... I would if I COULD, Charlie Brown.
Why don't ya stick it up your own, asshole?
Ha. Ha... I would if I COULD, Charlie Brown.
Medical lab tech: listless slacker in high school w no ambitions, went to community college cuz it felt like the thing to do. Had a friend who did MLT and I figured medical field was a noble pursuit (and i am NOT built to be a nurse) Nearly free tuition cuz my family is broke, graduate 2 years later
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Medical lab tech: listless slacker in high school w no ambitions, went to community college cuz it felt like the thing to do. Had a friend who did MLT and I figured medical field was a noble pursuit (and i am NOT built to be a nurse) Nearly free tuition cuz my family is broke, graduate 2 years later
This is, almost to the letter, the end game content of Hades.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is, almost to the letter, the end game content of Hades.
I was over the moon hearing the news about Black Breath, but then I realized I was thinking of Black Fast. Still great news, but everyone lmk if my BF shows up.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I was over the moon hearing the news about Black Breath, but then I realized I was thinking of Black Fast. Still great news, but everyone lmk if my BF shows up.
Would it be unseemly to put the repressing of Buckingham Nicks in my end of year rankings? I'm considering adding it on account of:
- its the first repress since its debut (1973)
- it had never been available to stream
- its new to me
- its real good
- its the first repress since its debut (1973)
- it had never been available to stream
- its new to me
- its real good
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Would it be unseemly to put the repressing of Buckingham Nicks in my end of year rankings? I'm considering adding it on account of:
- its the first repress since its debut (1973)
- it had never been available to stream
- its new to me
- its real good
- its the first repress since its debut (1973)
- it had never been available to stream
- its new to me
- its real good
Happy Friday you starry eyed lovers
Seven Spires - "Succumb" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Frontiers Music srl
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy Friday you starry eyed lovers
Rewatching a Wright movie w a little more style than Running Man.
Baby Driver (2017)
After being coerced into working for a crime boss, a young getaway driver finds himself taking part in a heist doomed to fail.
boxd.it
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Rewatching a Wright movie w a little more style than Running Man.