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A Long Bar of Expensive Soap
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Leaves your hands smelling like bamboo for fifteen minutes

He/they. Far enough into my 30's that I don't want to talk about it right now.

Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine. Stop being so shitty to other people.
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Oh hell yeah. Thank you!
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Constance!
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social We didn't need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he's obviously God or the Devil. You're supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they're the same being February 28, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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