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Leaves your hands smelling like bamboo for fifteen minutes
He/they. Far enough into my 30's that I don't want to talk about it right now.
Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine. Stop being so shitty to other people.
He/they. Far enough into my 30's that I don't want to talk about it right now.
Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine. Stop being so shitty to other people.
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Airplane (1980)
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Airplane (1980)
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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
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Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
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"hehe I keep forgetting about my bluesky I need to post here more" yeahhh sorry buddy, you missed that new tos update. prolonged inactivity is punishable by having to wear the maid outfit. cat ears too. and the tail.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"hehe I keep forgetting about my bluesky I need to post here more" yeahhh sorry buddy, you missed that new tos update. prolonged inactivity is punishable by having to wear the maid outfit. cat ears too. and the tail.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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"Personal Skills"
From my 2020 comics based on my first playthrough of #fe3h
Full archive can be found on my tumblr and patreon, links in bio.
#fireemblem #fe #fethreehouses #feth
From my 2020 comics based on my first playthrough of #fe3h
Full archive can be found on my tumblr and patreon, links in bio.
#fireemblem #fe #fethreehouses #feth
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"Personal Skills"
From my 2020 comics based on my first playthrough of #fe3h
Full archive can be found on my tumblr and patreon, links in bio.
#fireemblem #fe #fethreehouses #feth
From my 2020 comics based on my first playthrough of #fe3h
Full archive can be found on my tumblr and patreon, links in bio.
#fireemblem #fe #fethreehouses #feth
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
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Hi, so just to check in on your awareness: since the ceasefire, how many Palestinians do you think Israel has murdered or maimed directly with weapons, indirectly with the effects of the genocide, and how many sovereign nations has it attacked directly outside of Palestine?
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Hi, so just to check in on your awareness: since the ceasefire, how many Palestinians do you think Israel has murdered or maimed directly with weapons, indirectly with the effects of the genocide, and how many sovereign nations has it attacked directly outside of Palestine?
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
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can I come over to go through all your containers and add things to my inventory as I see fit?
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
can I come over to go through all your containers and add things to my inventory as I see fit?
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
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i think it's important especially in this age of social media to avoid the temptation of trying to assimilate every subculture you encounter into yourself.
you end up feeling like an outsider in every aspect of your social life without ever committing to something that's truly yourself.
you end up feeling like an outsider in every aspect of your social life without ever committing to something that's truly yourself.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i think it's important especially in this age of social media to avoid the temptation of trying to assimilate every subculture you encounter into yourself.
you end up feeling like an outsider in every aspect of your social life without ever committing to something that's truly yourself.
you end up feeling like an outsider in every aspect of your social life without ever committing to something that's truly yourself.