Pliny, the Elder
@expert-gooner.bsky.social
Roman author, naturalist, natural philosopher, former navy and army commander, friend of emperor Vespasian.
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ill shit in ur mouth if you drive a ford f250
i wish i was gay enough to say something like "wow, check out the slut straight from the slut factory" and it could be interpreted as a compliment
October 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i wish i was gay enough to say something like "wow, check out the slut straight from the slut factory" and it could be interpreted as a compliment
once you reach a certain age your shoes stop lighting up when you walk and it's all downhill from there.
September 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
once you reach a certain age your shoes stop lighting up when you walk and it's all downhill from there.
what is this, a mass spectrometer for fish?
September 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
what is this, a mass spectrometer for fish?
it’s never not funny seeing nra knobgobblers getting shot. it’s got a sort of Grimm fairy tail quality sense of poetic justice.
September 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
it’s never not funny seeing nra knobgobblers getting shot. it’s got a sort of Grimm fairy tail quality sense of poetic justice.
i got chatgpt to write you a love poem
scientifically engineered to maximize the odds of you agreeing to sex with me in the next 7 days.
scientifically engineered to maximize the odds of you agreeing to sex with me in the next 7 days.
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i got chatgpt to write you a love poem
scientifically engineered to maximize the odds of you agreeing to sex with me in the next 7 days.
scientifically engineered to maximize the odds of you agreeing to sex with me in the next 7 days.
hands are just feet with big ideas
September 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
hands are just feet with big ideas
labubu fleshlight
September 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
labubu fleshlight
ill shit in ur mouth if you drive a ford f250
September 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
ill shit in ur mouth if you drive a ford f250
fuck this ugly thing
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
fuck this ugly thing
behavioral health is a pseudoscience because of DEI
September 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
behavioral health is a pseudoscience because of DEI
my dick smell like special drink
July 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
my dick smell like special drink
mix some vaginal fluid in with your hashish oil before you smoke it, shit is hella psychedelic (TRUST)
June 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
mix some vaginal fluid in with your hashish oil before you smoke it, shit is hella psychedelic (TRUST)
i should drink more often
June 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i should drink more often
this shit woulda had me in stitches back when i first learned to read
June 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
this shit woulda had me in stitches back when i first learned to read
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micropenis breeding farm
May 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
micropenis breeding farm
its always been a little unsettling to me how cars dont have arms
May 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
its always been a little unsettling to me how cars dont have arms
simon cowell is just plain ugly
April 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
simon cowell is just plain ugly
every picture of simon cowell is an especially bad picture of simon cowell.
April 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
every picture of simon cowell is an especially bad picture of simon cowell.
simon cowell irl looks exactly the same as his meat canyon caricature like i cant even tell which is which
April 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
simon cowell irl looks exactly the same as his meat canyon caricature like i cant even tell which is which
fuck your book report disguised as a video essay
April 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
fuck your book report disguised as a video essay
the difference is not in what we believe to be true. the difference is in what we believe truth to be.
April 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
the difference is not in what we believe to be true. the difference is in what we believe truth to be.
pls send me all the best music only neurodivergent people like
April 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
pls send me all the best music only neurodivergent people like
gonna microdose my kids with magic mushrooms from birth to make sure they grow up liberal
April 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
gonna microdose my kids with magic mushrooms from birth to make sure they grow up liberal
UK somehow got lamer
March 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
UK somehow got lamer