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💀Ezra🍔
@ezra.solutions
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Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"
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c'mon man
an ad for HBO Max showing a disheveled-looking Dr. Robby from (HBO's The Pitt) and a glowing Superman (from Superman) next to each other. Copy below the images reads: "Heroes by Day and by Night / Whether fighting monsters on the streets of Metropolis or racing against the clock in the ER, these two remind us of the best humanity has to offer."
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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"It Only Tuesday"
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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absolute banger email preview. nextdoor, gmail, you're doing great work over there
an email preview with the subject: "In Madison and Dane County, where our neighbors and friends..." and the preview "obviously, skin color doesn't denote and proclivity to committing a crime. Racial profiling is always wrong. With that in mind..."
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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found it
A boxed cat tree called "Dark Tower"
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Hemingway who???
A handmade paper sign posted to a wall that reads "Sold out of Banh Mi"
October 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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at anamanaguchi who have been a bucket list show for yeeeeears!
A wide shot of a rock concert stage washed in blue light
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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listen if grammarly is trying to sell me on making my writing more concise i do not think they should be putting this copy at the top of their subscription order page
September 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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adore the production on this one, I can't wait to hear more, and--

hang on, what's that? no, it can't be-
September 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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see, because i am an insufferable hipster i am wearing the online ceramics x a24 shirt they put out for The Curse (i did not notice the tiny tomato dicks when i bought it but i roll with it because i could stand to be more outrageous from time to time
a white t-shirt depicting a bunch of cherry tomatoes with little red protrusions coming from them in front of a cloud. the shirt reads "The Cherry Tomato Boys" above the image, and "Espanola New Mexico" below it. In a yellow circle at a jaunty angle it says "Once it's between the bread it's all the same." The A24, Online Ceramics and The Curse logo are also surrounding the image.
September 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
ezra.solutions
met a dog
a picture taken from inside a barn of a dog staring into the door from a good distance away, half-obscured by shadow
August 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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amazing things are happening on Madison Nextdoor
August 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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come on now that's not real
a web modal that says "Learn Astro with James Q Quick / Build your first site with 35 interactive (capital-S) Scrimba lessons"
July 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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no it doesn't
an email from "Atlassian Customer Success" whose subject is "Your Confluence Instance Needs You"
July 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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some, of you all
July 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Jumped out of my car to get these! #wiwx
A wall cloud over a school A wall cloud over a school A wall cloud over a school
July 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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good lord, what is going on in there
July 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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him
A black cat with one eye pointed at the camera, standing on a sink in a bathroom, surrounded by rainbows cast against the tiles behind it.
July 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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oh, easy: it can't
June 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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man, shut up
June 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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wheee #wiwx
May 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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oh lmao
May 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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they're calling me the best to ever do it, i hear
chat messages which read: "I am genuinely so happy that you're my husband / Anyway gotta go fuck some buckets or whatever"
May 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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A black and white cat in the foreground, head poking out from a laundry basket, is watching Southland Tales on the TV in the foreground.
May 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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that's not something you see every day #wiwx
a screenshot of a weather radar app currently displaying southern wisconsin. the storm has probably the biggest hail core i've ever seen indicated by the reflectivity going nearly into the "this is snow you're looking at" scale
April 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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friend just sent me this from the corporate insurance company she works for.

BUSHIDO
A glass divider etched with the text: OUR CORE VALUES ACHIEVE as a team BUSHIDO CREATE ecstatic customers DIAMONDS not coal ENERGY that inspires FOUNDATIONS foremost LAUGH often it is contagious
April 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM