💀Ezra🍔
@ezra.solutions
Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"
grumpy old man opinion: we should not give olympians nicknames that make them sound like twitch streamers
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
grumpy old man opinion: we should not give olympians nicknames that make them sound like twitch streamers
dude could have chosen not to admit this on twitter
February 9, 2026 at 11:28 AM
dude could have chosen not to admit this on twitter
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minor point of order since it keeps coming up, it's "Woke 2" and not "Woke 2.0". we're leaving tech industry bullshit behind too
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
minor point of order since it keeps coming up, it's "Woke 2" and not "Woke 2.0". we're leaving tech industry bullshit behind too
muttering this to myself at my desk at work
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
muttering this to myself at my desk at work
christopher guest all leaving messages in a dead drop for my parents with the exact number of times to play the movie to give me a fondness for it while ensuring I would misremember certain details
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
christopher guest all leaving messages in a dead drop for my parents with the exact number of times to play the movie to give me a fondness for it while ensuring I would misremember certain details
and yet they managed to spell "turmeric" correctly. go figure.
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
and yet they managed to spell "turmeric" correctly. go figure.
*moments after being caught sharing age-old in jokes with the worst monster in recent history*
can you ever really *know* someone?
can you ever really *know* someone?
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
*moments after being caught sharing age-old in jokes with the worst monster in recent history*
can you ever really *know* someone?
can you ever really *know* someone?
every accusation is a confession???
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
every accusation is a confession???
is it a tale of woe because you can only see it for the first time once
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
is it a tale of woe because you can only see it for the first time once
my mom asked me to find how to watch A Mighty Wind for her tonight and it made me, perhaps, the saddest I've ever been in my life
February 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
my mom asked me to find how to watch A Mighty Wind for her tonight and it made me, perhaps, the saddest I've ever been in my life
do you think he uses one of those fucked up keyboard layouts for sickos for "productivity" but it just makes him slower and more error prone
...not like I have any reason to think about that
...not like I have any reason to think about that
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
do you think he uses one of those fucked up keyboard layouts for sickos for "productivity" but it just makes him slower and more error prone
...not like I have any reason to think about that
...not like I have any reason to think about that
they don't call em reactionaries for nothin'
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
they don't call em reactionaries for nothin'
i do not want to be a crank about these things but i do not know how seriously to take this
January 29, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i do not want to be a crank about these things but i do not know how seriously to take this
right, the EHHU, which is coincidentally the sound people make when they hear the words "expanded harry hole universe"
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 AM
right, the EHHU, which is coincidentally the sound people make when they hear the words "expanded harry hole universe"
you know what? fuck you *monochromes your horse girls*
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
you know what? fuck you *monochromes your horse girls*