💀Ezra🍔
@ezra.solutions
Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"
my faucet came disconnected from the water supply line underneath the sink. while instacarting a damprid to help deal with the ensuing disaster the guy blew up a can of soda which then cut my finger (he was very nice and was sure to explain in person thank you scott I am just stupid)
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my faucet came disconnected from the water supply line underneath the sink. while instacarting a damprid to help deal with the ensuing disaster the guy blew up a can of soda which then cut my finger (he was very nice and was sure to explain in person thank you scott I am just stupid)
the wiki-esque support website I use for work supports pasting inline images into the WYSIWYG article editor. useful! usually it does this by attaching the image from your clipboard to the page, then referencing that image in the HTML. Sensible!
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the wiki-esque support website I use for work supports pasting inline images into the WYSIWYG article editor. useful! usually it does this by attaching the image from your clipboard to the page, then referencing that image in the HTML. Sensible!
It seems like my tiktok algorithm is now aware of Madison as a place that exists so I am getting fairly regular "come with me to [restaurant I've been to a million times]" videos and it feels kind of violating
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It seems like my tiktok algorithm is now aware of Madison as a place that exists so I am getting fairly regular "come with me to [restaurant I've been to a million times]" videos and it feels kind of violating
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my wife: dabbing the sweat off my feverish brow with a damp cloth, looking anxiously over at the doctor
me: when the bubble bursts microsoft should sell xbox to sega, who can then release the next xbox as a rebadged dreamcast 2
me: when the bubble bursts microsoft should sell xbox to sega, who can then release the next xbox as a rebadged dreamcast 2
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
my wife: dabbing the sweat off my feverish brow with a damp cloth, looking anxiously over at the doctor
me: when the bubble bursts microsoft should sell xbox to sega, who can then release the next xbox as a rebadged dreamcast 2
me: when the bubble bursts microsoft should sell xbox to sega, who can then release the next xbox as a rebadged dreamcast 2
the first property tax bills post school funding referenda are out and madison nextdoor is, possibly predictably, having a normal one about it
but i do really like how the people complaining the loudest are sitting on properties that must be valued at a cool million
but i do really like how the people complaining the loudest are sitting on properties that must be valued at a cool million
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the first property tax bills post school funding referenda are out and madison nextdoor is, possibly predictably, having a normal one about it
but i do really like how the people complaining the loudest are sitting on properties that must be valued at a cool million
but i do really like how the people complaining the loudest are sitting on properties that must be valued at a cool million
augh i got ailementari-blocked their website should say "HEY IDIOT WE'RE CLOSED ON MONDAYS" right on the damn front page not in the "contact us" section
December 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
augh i got ailementari-blocked their website should say "HEY IDIOT WE'RE CLOSED ON MONDAYS" right on the damn front page not in the "contact us" section
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god zeroranger is so cool
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
god zeroranger is so cool
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the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
this shit better come with Baffling Accent Action or I want no part of it
Mega Man X - IRIS X4 Ver. 1/12 Plastic Model up for preorder on Kotobukiya US ($61.99) buff.ly/cW9en2y
Hobby-Genki ($42.21) buff.ly/AeHPxA6
HLJ buff.ly/bkAgBwe
Hobby-Genki ($42.21) buff.ly/AeHPxA6
HLJ buff.ly/bkAgBwe
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
this shit better come with Baffling Accent Action or I want no part of it
how's SAD going for you guys? I just got back from the grocery store quite overstimulated and apparently I looked so shell shocked that my wife thought I was about to tell her my mom died
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
how's SAD going for you guys? I just got back from the grocery store quite overstimulated and apparently I looked so shell shocked that my wife thought I was about to tell her my mom died
not charles cornell soy-facing at birdhouse
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
not charles cornell soy-facing at birdhouse
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences i
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences i
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I want to love Lumines Arise but I am so bad at Lumines
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I want to love Lumines Arise but I am so bad at Lumines
I know we have bigger things to worry about as a nation but it's crazy how much of For Good we're hearing in the marketing for the new Wicked movie. if I'm the head of paramount or whatever I'm making sure NOBODY hears that recording until after the movie is out
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I know we have bigger things to worry about as a nation but it's crazy how much of For Good we're hearing in the marketing for the new Wicked movie. if I'm the head of paramount or whatever I'm making sure NOBODY hears that recording until after the movie is out
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die my love was a great time at the movies 👍👍👍
love to see a film go for gasps
love to see a film go for gasps
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
die my love was a great time at the movies 👍👍👍
love to see a film go for gasps
love to see a film go for gasps
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
absolute banger email preview. nextdoor, gmail, you're doing great work over there
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
absolute banger email preview. nextdoor, gmail, you're doing great work over there