💀Ezra🍔
@ezra.solutions
Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"
what is up with all the people in comments on the discord news going "well *i* never used it"
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what is up with all the people in comments on the discord news going "well *i* never used it"
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minor point of order since it keeps coming up, it's "Woke 2" and not "Woke 2.0". we're leaving tech industry bullshit behind too
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
minor point of order since it keeps coming up, it's "Woke 2" and not "Woke 2.0". we're leaving tech industry bullshit behind too
ah, I see. a mighty wind was a 23-year-long psyop to make me, personally, cry like a goddamn baby
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
ah, I see. a mighty wind was a 23-year-long psyop to make me, personally, cry like a goddamn baby
have any unions endorsed the "general strike" tomorrow
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
have any unions endorsed the "general strike" tomorrow
lmaoooo so for years now Google has been trying to get Android developers to change their icons to the "Material You" style which allows for dynamic theming. It's a cool idea but not everyone wants a logo with only two colors. the update I just got solves this "problem" with a hammer:
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
lmaoooo so for years now Google has been trying to get Android developers to change their icons to the "Material You" style which allows for dynamic theming. It's a cool idea but not everyone wants a logo with only two colors. the update I just got solves this "problem" with a hammer:
"the AI bubble pops because Oracle bought TikTok" would be the funniest possible thing
It is important to know that despite its prominence TikTok loses billions of dollars and tweaking algorithms lays havoc to your ad sales. Oracle is gonna destroy this thing and it’s going to combine with the data center debt and consume it whole
www.theinformation.com/articles/tik...
www.theinformation.com/articles/tik...
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 PM
"the AI bubble pops because Oracle bought TikTok" would be the funniest possible thing
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Finally, a flag worth fighting for.
January 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Finally, a flag worth fighting for.
the neuropsychologist who declined to diagnose me with adhd appears to have had her email compromised, sending a phishing link to her entire contact list. maybe i should get a second opinion
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
the neuropsychologist who declined to diagnose me with adhd appears to have had her email compromised, sending a phishing link to her entire contact list. maybe i should get a second opinion
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My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo
October 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo
34 is going to be my weirdest year
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
34 is going to be my weirdest year
PLAY ZERORANGER
(something in your life has to be rad as fuck, at least.)
(something in your life has to be rad as fuck, at least.)
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
PLAY ZERORANGER
(something in your life has to be rad as fuck, at least.)
(something in your life has to be rad as fuck, at least.)
2026 is going to be my weirdest year
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
2026 is going to be my weirdest year
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my faucet came disconnected from the water supply line underneath the sink. while instacarting a damprid to help deal with the ensuing disaster the guy blew up a can of soda which then cut my finger (he was very nice and was sure to explain in person thank you scott I am just stupid)
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my faucet came disconnected from the water supply line underneath the sink. while instacarting a damprid to help deal with the ensuing disaster the guy blew up a can of soda which then cut my finger (he was very nice and was sure to explain in person thank you scott I am just stupid)
the wiki-esque support website I use for work supports pasting inline images into the WYSIWYG article editor. useful! usually it does this by attaching the image from your clipboard to the page, then referencing that image in the HTML. Sensible!
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the wiki-esque support website I use for work supports pasting inline images into the WYSIWYG article editor. useful! usually it does this by attaching the image from your clipboard to the page, then referencing that image in the HTML. Sensible!
It seems like my tiktok algorithm is now aware of Madison as a place that exists so I am getting fairly regular "come with me to [restaurant I've been to a million times]" videos and it feels kind of violating
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It seems like my tiktok algorithm is now aware of Madison as a place that exists so I am getting fairly regular "come with me to [restaurant I've been to a million times]" videos and it feels kind of violating
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my wife: dabbing the sweat off my feverish brow with a damp cloth, looking anxiously over at the doctor
me: when the bubble bursts microsoft should sell xbox to sega, who can then release the next xbox as a rebadged dreamcast 2
me: when the bubble bursts microsoft should sell xbox to sega, who can then release the next xbox as a rebadged dreamcast 2
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
my wife: dabbing the sweat off my feverish brow with a damp cloth, looking anxiously over at the doctor
me: when the bubble bursts microsoft should sell xbox to sega, who can then release the next xbox as a rebadged dreamcast 2
me: when the bubble bursts microsoft should sell xbox to sega, who can then release the next xbox as a rebadged dreamcast 2
the first property tax bills post school funding referenda are out and madison nextdoor is, possibly predictably, having a normal one about it
but i do really like how the people complaining the loudest are sitting on properties that must be valued at a cool million
but i do really like how the people complaining the loudest are sitting on properties that must be valued at a cool million
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the first property tax bills post school funding referenda are out and madison nextdoor is, possibly predictably, having a normal one about it
but i do really like how the people complaining the loudest are sitting on properties that must be valued at a cool million
but i do really like how the people complaining the loudest are sitting on properties that must be valued at a cool million
augh i got ailementari-blocked their website should say "HEY IDIOT WE'RE CLOSED ON MONDAYS" right on the damn front page not in the "contact us" section
December 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
augh i got ailementari-blocked their website should say "HEY IDIOT WE'RE CLOSED ON MONDAYS" right on the damn front page not in the "contact us" section
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