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White House: You get those photos of the turkey that the president is pardoning this year?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
White House: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
White House: what
This is the most alluring turkey photo shoot I've ever seen (via the White House)
November 20, 2023 at 5:52 PM
White House: You get those photos of the turkey that the president is pardoning this year?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
White House: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
White House: what
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Three months ago, I got cupcakes with a friend and watched in horror as she wiped away *all* of the frosting before eating her cupcake. She asked me if I was offended. “Of course not! Eat your dessert however ya want” I said. Three months later, I’m still offended. I shouldn’t be. But I am.
November 20, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Three months ago, I got cupcakes with a friend and watched in horror as she wiped away *all* of the frosting before eating her cupcake. She asked me if I was offended. “Of course not! Eat your dessert however ya want” I said. Three months later, I’m still offended. I shouldn’t be. But I am.
If my brother says bussy one more time imma self delete @desertdragon25.bsky.social
November 15, 2023 at 6:19 PM
If my brother says bussy one more time imma self delete @desertdragon25.bsky.social
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sorry but "my wife left me for a vaccinated man" is hilarious
November 14, 2023 at 8:01 PM
sorry but "my wife left me for a vaccinated man" is hilarious
Saw a deer this morning
November 15, 2023 at 7:34 AM
Saw a deer this morning
@embrywoods.bsky.social love you stinky
November 15, 2023 at 12:40 AM
@embrywoods.bsky.social love you stinky