I don't like having to tell my fiance to kill anyone that enters the house without permission.
Kill ICE. Don't abolish them, kill them. All of them.
Kill ICE. Don't abolish them, kill them. All of them.
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I don't like having to tell my fiance to kill anyone that enters the house without permission.
Kill ICE. Don't abolish them, kill them. All of them.
Kill ICE. Don't abolish them, kill them. All of them.
Today's to do list:
Exist
Eat something (perhaps)
Don't fucking die
I got this
Exist
Eat something (perhaps)
Don't fucking die
I got this
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Today's to do list:
Exist
Eat something (perhaps)
Don't fucking die
I got this
Exist
Eat something (perhaps)
Don't fucking die
I got this
Starting the new year thirteen thousand dollars in the red is just EXACTLY how I wanted to do it and I have NO FUCKING COMPLAINTS...
Except I want to be able to eat AND drive AND have a place to sleep. All at the same time.
And apparently that's not allowed. I have to pick two.
Fuck.
Except I want to be able to eat AND drive AND have a place to sleep. All at the same time.
And apparently that's not allowed. I have to pick two.
Fuck.
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Starting the new year thirteen thousand dollars in the red is just EXACTLY how I wanted to do it and I have NO FUCKING COMPLAINTS...
Except I want to be able to eat AND drive AND have a place to sleep. All at the same time.
And apparently that's not allowed. I have to pick two.
Fuck.
Except I want to be able to eat AND drive AND have a place to sleep. All at the same time.
And apparently that's not allowed. I have to pick two.
Fuck.
Y'know what, fuck it.
NEW RULE
If you have an ATTACHED GARAGE
The paved walkway from your front door is to lead to the STREET.
You DO NOT NEED a sidewalk to your DRIVEWAY if you have an ATTACHED garage.
NEW RULE
If you have an ATTACHED GARAGE
The paved walkway from your front door is to lead to the STREET.
You DO NOT NEED a sidewalk to your DRIVEWAY if you have an ATTACHED garage.
December 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Y'know what, fuck it.
NEW RULE
If you have an ATTACHED GARAGE
The paved walkway from your front door is to lead to the STREET.
You DO NOT NEED a sidewalk to your DRIVEWAY if you have an ATTACHED garage.
NEW RULE
If you have an ATTACHED GARAGE
The paved walkway from your front door is to lead to the STREET.
You DO NOT NEED a sidewalk to your DRIVEWAY if you have an ATTACHED garage.
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New experience: Google suggested me a headline.
High speed pocket hot dog cooker.
Google, whatever it is you're smoking, pass that shit.
High speed pocket hot dog cooker.
Google, whatever it is you're smoking, pass that shit.
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
New experience: Google suggested me a headline.
High speed pocket hot dog cooker.
Google, whatever it is you're smoking, pass that shit.
High speed pocket hot dog cooker.
Google, whatever it is you're smoking, pass that shit.
Heeeey there buddyyyyyy!
Tell me honestly, on a scale from "Hey, it's certainly going, that's for sure" to "All things considered, today's pretty okay," how's it going?
...
Hospital? Yeah. Hospital it is.
Tell me honestly, on a scale from "Hey, it's certainly going, that's for sure" to "All things considered, today's pretty okay," how's it going?
...
Hospital? Yeah. Hospital it is.
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Heeeey there buddyyyyyy!
Tell me honestly, on a scale from "Hey, it's certainly going, that's for sure" to "All things considered, today's pretty okay," how's it going?
...
Hospital? Yeah. Hospital it is.
Tell me honestly, on a scale from "Hey, it's certainly going, that's for sure" to "All things considered, today's pretty okay," how's it going?
...
Hospital? Yeah. Hospital it is.
Phone battery: 20%
Phone: how about zero? (*Dies*)
Phone: how about zero? (*Dies*)
December 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Phone battery: 20%
Phone: how about zero? (*Dies*)
Phone: how about zero? (*Dies*)
Woke up again.
Still have fingernails.
Not sure how to feel about it.
Still have fingernails.
Not sure how to feel about it.
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Woke up again.
Still have fingernails.
Not sure how to feel about it.
Still have fingernails.
Not sure how to feel about it.
If you followed me...
I apologize for being a quiet lurker who randomly drops a whole discourse for very little reason.
You saw that and followed it.
This was your choice.
Humanity's hubris will be its downfall, and you, my f(r)iend, have just picked up the shovel to dig your own psyche's grave.
I apologize for being a quiet lurker who randomly drops a whole discourse for very little reason.
You saw that and followed it.
This was your choice.
Humanity's hubris will be its downfall, and you, my f(r)iend, have just picked up the shovel to dig your own psyche's grave.
December 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If you followed me...
I apologize for being a quiet lurker who randomly drops a whole discourse for very little reason.
You saw that and followed it.
This was your choice.
Humanity's hubris will be its downfall, and you, my f(r)iend, have just picked up the shovel to dig your own psyche's grave.
I apologize for being a quiet lurker who randomly drops a whole discourse for very little reason.
You saw that and followed it.
This was your choice.
Humanity's hubris will be its downfall, and you, my f(r)iend, have just picked up the shovel to dig your own psyche's grave.
I've always considered my equipment to be average or slightly lighter-duty compared to standard, and then somebody draws something that I'm like "yeah it's about like that" and everyone loses their damn minds about it being HUGE without leaving the realm of natural human proportion.
Huh.
Huh.
December 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I've always considered my equipment to be average or slightly lighter-duty compared to standard, and then somebody draws something that I'm like "yeah it's about like that" and everyone loses their damn minds about it being HUGE without leaving the realm of natural human proportion.
Huh.
Huh.
I draw sometimes. I really need to get back to this... CREATURE of a man.
Given that he's my preference in men... I probably need to reevaluate my life and my relationship with gender and sexuality... But that's something for future Ezram to handle.
Given that he's my preference in men... I probably need to reevaluate my life and my relationship with gender and sexuality... But that's something for future Ezram to handle.
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I draw sometimes. I really need to get back to this... CREATURE of a man.
Given that he's my preference in men... I probably need to reevaluate my life and my relationship with gender and sexuality... But that's something for future Ezram to handle.
Given that he's my preference in men... I probably need to reevaluate my life and my relationship with gender and sexuality... But that's something for future Ezram to handle.
The packaging: DUDE WIPES
Me: yeah okay it's a uselessly gendered item, whatever.
The packaging: MINT CHILL
Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE WHY ARE WE MINTING MY ASSHOLE
Me: yeah okay it's a uselessly gendered item, whatever.
The packaging: MINT CHILL
Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE WHY ARE WE MINTING MY ASSHOLE
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The packaging: DUDE WIPES
Me: yeah okay it's a uselessly gendered item, whatever.
The packaging: MINT CHILL
Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE WHY ARE WE MINTING MY ASSHOLE
Me: yeah okay it's a uselessly gendered item, whatever.
The packaging: MINT CHILL
Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE WHY ARE WE MINTING MY ASSHOLE
Blood.
Dubious source.
Accept?
Dubious source.
Accept?
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Blood.
Dubious source.
Accept?
Dubious source.
Accept?
If you haven't seen Hazbin Hotel season 2 yet, here's my takeaway.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
If you haven't seen Hazbin Hotel season 2 yet, here's my takeaway.
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Hello Bluesky, I'm the Genie.
Give me your wishes and I will seek to ruin them. I'm quite fond of the Monkey's Paw, but I have a bit more liberty than it has. I'll still try to be reasonable with the ways in which I ruin your desires, though.
#games #mindgames #monkeyspaw #genie #wishes
Give me your wishes and I will seek to ruin them. I'm quite fond of the Monkey's Paw, but I have a bit more liberty than it has. I'll still try to be reasonable with the ways in which I ruin your desires, though.
#games #mindgames #monkeyspaw #genie #wishes
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Hello Bluesky, I'm the Genie.
Give me your wishes and I will seek to ruin them. I'm quite fond of the Monkey's Paw, but I have a bit more liberty than it has. I'll still try to be reasonable with the ways in which I ruin your desires, though.
#games #mindgames #monkeyspaw #genie #wishes
Give me your wishes and I will seek to ruin them. I'm quite fond of the Monkey's Paw, but I have a bit more liberty than it has. I'll still try to be reasonable with the ways in which I ruin your desires, though.
#games #mindgames #monkeyspaw #genie #wishes
It amuses me that the night shift people are made fun of for their "excessive caffeine consumption" when they're drinking regular energy drinks while the morning shift isn't mocked for drinking triple strength energy drinks.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It amuses me that the night shift people are made fun of for their "excessive caffeine consumption" when they're drinking regular energy drinks while the morning shift isn't mocked for drinking triple strength energy drinks.
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i need millions of money
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i need millions of money
@jandri.bsky.social found something
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@jandri.bsky.social found something
I think it's time for me to quit Doordash again and get a job.
I'm so immensely depressed every time I do doordash at this point that it's unreal. I'd rather wrap my car around a tree than deliver another Taco Bell order.
I'm so immensely depressed every time I do doordash at this point that it's unreal. I'd rather wrap my car around a tree than deliver another Taco Bell order.
October 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I think it's time for me to quit Doordash again and get a job.
I'm so immensely depressed every time I do doordash at this point that it's unreal. I'd rather wrap my car around a tree than deliver another Taco Bell order.
I'm so immensely depressed every time I do doordash at this point that it's unreal. I'd rather wrap my car around a tree than deliver another Taco Bell order.
I've decided to affectionately refer to this government as the fatshits regime.
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I've decided to affectionately refer to this government as the fatshits regime.
Not doing so hot, tbh.
October 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Not doing so hot, tbh.