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leafs fan. rat energy enthusiast. plant girlie. yelling 'free him' both personally and professionally.
it's been one month since I've been to a sports game. I believe I'm going to die if I don't go to a game and have one big beer soon. I need to yell obvious things at highly qualified strangers that can't hear me anyway.
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
it's been one month since I've been to a sports game. I believe I'm going to die if I don't go to a game and have one big beer soon. I need to yell obvious things at highly qualified strangers that can't hear me anyway.
you have 27 people to feed for Christmas. how many lasagnas are you making. there will be garlic bread and salad. 7 of the people are under 10. 12 slices per pan. you need both vegetarian and meat lasagnas. how many. quickly.
December 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
you have 27 people to feed for Christmas. how many lasagnas are you making. there will be garlic bread and salad. 7 of the people are under 10. 12 slices per pan. you need both vegetarian and meat lasagnas. how many. quickly.
and advent calendar where each box is just a different size of the same product. how long to notice.
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
and advent calendar where each box is just a different size of the same product. how long to notice.
unfortunately I am quickly becoming obsessed with the concept of A Guy Who's Really Excited About The Patriot Games. a guy who's already planning a party in his basement with the blandest snack selection you've ever seen. a guy who smashes his TV when his team loses the patriot games. who is he.
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
unfortunately I am quickly becoming obsessed with the concept of A Guy Who's Really Excited About The Patriot Games. a guy who's already planning a party in his basement with the blandest snack selection you've ever seen. a guy who smashes his TV when his team loses the patriot games. who is he.
I'm planning a group trip to Milwaukee and probably like every 10 days or so my whole body locks up in fear that I will forget to pack my cow bell and just have to go to the admirals game without
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm planning a group trip to Milwaukee and probably like every 10 days or so my whole body locks up in fear that I will forget to pack my cow bell and just have to go to the admirals game without
I've reached levels of accomplishment never before seen, no one has ever been able to do it like I am doing it right now (I turned on the leafs game before puck drop)
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I've reached levels of accomplishment never before seen, no one has ever been able to do it like I am doing it right now (I turned on the leafs game before puck drop)
my 2025 jacket bracket was so right. I was asking the important questions before anyone else.
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
my 2025 jacket bracket was so right. I was asking the important questions before anyone else.
we've been planning on going to the devils wild game for months ahahaha
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
we've been planning on going to the devils wild game for months ahahaha
me and my hockey girl in MN going crazy right now, we're in 8 different group chats breaking the news
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
me and my hockey girl in MN going crazy right now, we're in 8 different group chats breaking the news
my biggest fear is throwing my keys down the trash chute instead of the trash
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
my biggest fear is throwing my keys down the trash chute instead of the trash
made a horrible mistake and said "I cannot lose to the sharks in overtime again" out loud. that's my bad. no promises I won't say it again next time tho.
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
made a horrible mistake and said "I cannot lose to the sharks in overtime again" out loud. that's my bad. no promises I won't say it again next time tho.
I've been spinning the batteries in my TV remote for months and they finally crapped out on me for real today. so I stole some batteries from a different remote.
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I've been spinning the batteries in my TV remote for months and they finally crapped out on me for real today. so I stole some batteries from a different remote.
folks are always so dismissive when I make the claim that most people don't actually believe in the concept of innocent until proven guilty. anyway, thanks to the dfl for proving my point. real loser behavior. get bent.
Minnesota democrats issued a statement attacking their opponent solely on the basis of his criminal defense work. They essentially cite fulfilling the requirements of our Constitution as evidence of lacking a moral compass. A reminder that the erosion of the rule of law can come from all directions.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
folks are always so dismissive when I make the claim that most people don't actually believe in the concept of innocent until proven guilty. anyway, thanks to the dfl for proving my point. real loser behavior. get bent.
made this for when a visual learner asks me how I'm doing
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
made this for when a visual learner asks me how I'm doing
josh hawley is now doing his best Vernon Jefferson Peak impression
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
josh hawley is now doing his best Vernon Jefferson Peak impression
just heard senator roger marshall say "80% of healthcare decisions are made by women, and I know these women are expert shoppers" lmaooo we don't need socialized healthcare because women be shopping amirite
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
just heard senator roger marshall say "80% of healthcare decisions are made by women, and I know these women are expert shoppers" lmaooo we don't need socialized healthcare because women be shopping amirite
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Unsealed cannabis packages must be stored in the trunk just like alcohol, a little-known rule that’s led to more than 1,200 misdemeanor convictions in Minnesota since marijuana was legalized minnesotareformer.com/2025/12/09/p...
Prosecutors have brought over 3,500 charges for marijuana possession in cars since legalization • Minnesota Reformer
When Minnesota lawmakers legalized recreational marijuana in 2023, Democrats hailed it as the state’s most sweeping shift in drug policy in half a century and long-overdue relief for tens of thousands...
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December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Unsealed cannabis packages must be stored in the trunk just like alcohol, a little-known rule that’s led to more than 1,200 misdemeanor convictions in Minnesota since marijuana was legalized minnesotareformer.com/2025/12/09/p...
I almost forgot I found a type of guy on letterboxd. a never before seen type of guy. he gave Wake Up Dead Man .5 stars, Sinners 2 stars, and PADDINGTON IN PERU 2.5 stars. what the hell type of guy is that. that's like a little baby guy.
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I almost forgot I found a type of guy on letterboxd. a never before seen type of guy. he gave Wake Up Dead Man .5 stars, Sinners 2 stars, and PADDINGTON IN PERU 2.5 stars. what the hell type of guy is that. that's like a little baby guy.
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My skepticism about Waymo in Minneapolis is not about safety or jobs, it’s similar to how I worry about EVs and cheap electricity despite their clear benefits, I don’t want us to keep designing everything around cars
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My skepticism about Waymo in Minneapolis is not about safety or jobs, it’s similar to how I worry about EVs and cheap electricity despite their clear benefits, I don’t want us to keep designing everything around cars
THEY MISCOUNTED AND THE ORBS ARE GONE WE HAVE ZERO ORBS. life is suffering.
back in the office after a holiday weekend and the group chat is working hard to acquire a whole pig as well as numerous orbs. life is a gift.
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
THEY MISCOUNTED AND THE ORBS ARE GONE WE HAVE ZERO ORBS. life is suffering.
I just had some chex mix for the first time in a minute. and I gotta be honest, I think chex mix has gone too far.
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I just had some chex mix for the first time in a minute. and I gotta be honest, I think chex mix has gone too far.
back in the office after a holiday weekend and the group chat is working hard to acquire a whole pig as well as numerous orbs. life is a gift.
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
back in the office after a holiday weekend and the group chat is working hard to acquire a whole pig as well as numerous orbs. life is a gift.
more like less cargo amirite
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
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November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
more like less cargo amirite
