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Melbourne Lefty FGC trash. He/him. RIP cohost. Banner art by @auraisbad.bsky.social
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December 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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i'm coming around to colin's worldview of how ominous the clinton years were, which i was slightly too young to remember. convo made me wiki "shock and awe" and my eyes were popping out of my skull. they wrote this in 1996.
excerpt from the Wikipedia article on the military doctrine of "shock and awe" "Using as an example a theoretical invasion of Iraq 20 years after Operation Desert Storm, the authors claimed, "Shutting the country down would entail both the physical destruction of appropriate infrastructure and the shutdown and control of the flow of all vital information and associated commerce so rapidly as to achieve a level of national shock akin to the effect that dropping nuclear weapons on Hiroshima and Nagasaki had on the Japanese."
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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SETTLEMENTS: The Myth Of White Urbanism
infamous photo of 1970s Downtown Houston where 50% of the surface area is parking lot and 40% are buildings that are at most 3 stories
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid. self fulfillment needs are packed courts. psychological needs are democratic gerrymanders and tax increases. basic needs are fewer voting precincts in rural areas and voters fed blatant lies weekly
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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the "shamshir" in elden ring is obviously not a shamshir. There is an actual shamshir in there, but for some reason they call it the "bandit's curved sword"
the "shamshir" from elden ring. obviously a fantasy curved sword that has a back spike a quarter way up and a concerningly thin grip reminiscent of a laguiole knife the "bandit's curved sword" from elden ring. has the distinctive exaggerated but consistent, almost 90 degree curve of an actual shamshir. also has an accurate middle eastern cross hilt and curved grip
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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COMPLETE. FEDERAL. PESUTTOFICATION.
Albert Wesker in Resident Evil 5 saying the infamous COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION. line
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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dou-gusoku is the coolest looking armor anyone's ever made. i am a late mediaeval/early modern europe nerd and take no pleasure in reporting this
bright red set of dou-gusoku samurai armor, the last kind of samurai armour really used in battle. designed with gunpowder weaponry in mind, it's mainly distinguished by the cuirass being wide bands of iron plate riveted or sometimes laced together in a much more rounded way, as opposed to the earlier forms which were much smaller iron scales that were woven together in breastplates that were basically flat.
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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rise and grind parody by entrapranure. there is a picture of Nancy Pelosi and the following text. HERE'S WHY YOU'RE POOR 1. Zero insider trading 2. Scared of the Illuminati 3. You don't appear to be melting 4. Economy class mindset 5. No pantsuits
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Yes. Very relatable upbringing. no wonder why we all gel with you immediately.
Excerpt from Sussan Ley's Wikipedia Page. Ley was born in Nigeria to English parents and grew up in the Trucial States (now the United Arab Emirates) and England before moving to Australia as a teenager. Prior to entering politics, she worked as a commercial pilot, farmer and public servant based in Albury, New South Wales.
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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did mr beast take smiling lessons from her, what in the hell
Sussan's 2019 parliamentary portrait. her smile is Authentic™️ and her eyes are Full Of Life Sussan shows her cool face. unfortunate hair style makes her head look egg shaped. Look At Me, Rural Citizen. I Am Showing Appropriate Empathy And Sincerity For You. Do Not Resist.
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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why does sussan have trump's recent version of The Expression here
Trump is Lookin' Good and Feelin' Fine. cropped from his selfie with Australian PM Anthony Albanese.
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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federal pesuttofication. you're hearing it more and more.
former victorian liberals leader John Pesutto looking particularly weary. the pullquote is "I wake up every morning wondering what fresh hell will be waiting for me today"
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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hear this derek guy, our day is coming. we will no longer live in fear of your sartorial tyranny.
sponsored YouTube video by "The Patriarch" titled The Manosphere Is Done. What Rises Next Will Terrify the Elites. In the background are photo portraits of Charlie Kirk and Andrew Tate. At the front is a bearded white man with a businessman cut i don't recognise. Weirdly narrow shoulders for his head width, and I don't know how else to articulate this but he looks like a certain type of short upper class Australian Man who's private education has given him an unearned sense of importance.
November 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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gotta have them ribs
Barack Obama in 1995 reading from his book Dreams from my Father, specifically the section where he says "Gotta have them ribs. Pussy too." iirc the context was explaining why he didn't convert to islam despite admitting malcolm x.
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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love to see people's stolen valor fits
fake admiral with a cap that still looks oversized on his gigantic head with a gaudy fake insignia. he has three more oversized patches on his jacket that are very poorly stuck on fake admiral in is fake dress uniform. oversized admiral's hat on an already large, and his dress jacket looks alarmingly oversized and square on him even though he's a pretty portly dude. was this guy on the HMAS David Byrne or something fake admiral in a civillian plain black single breasted business suit and a blue tie with white dots. he is standing outside canberra parliament house. his button strains, but this time his suit jacket has oversized shoulders that make him look like david byrne cosplaying kingpin
October 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, there's no progress. If you pull it all the way out that's not progress. Progress is healing the wound that the blow made. And they haven't even pulled the knife out much less heal the wound. They won't even admit the knife is there.
October 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Quote from Malcolm X: If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, there's no progress. If you pull it all the way out that's not progress. Progress is healing the wound that the blow made. And they haven't even pulled the knife out much less heal the wound. They won't even admit the knife is there.
October 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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i'm not gonna say it. i'm not gonna say it.
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October 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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the photo from the end of The Shining where Jack Nicholson looks slightly up with an uncomfortable grin on his face, but not looking up enough to be a full Kubrick Stare
October 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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cover of The Lucky Country by Donald Horne, overlaid with Dark Souls "victory achieved" text saying "DONALD HORNE VINDICATED"
October 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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early buzz is calling it the world's first ontologically evil film
In August 2025, Variety reported that Singer was secretly directing his first feature film in eight years, with Jon Voight in a starring role. The film is described as a period drama that revolves around the relationship between a father and son during the height of Israel's occupation of Lebanon in the late 1970s or early 1980s.
October 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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post a fighting game that really respects your time.
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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post by @illybocean.bsky.social above the post i'm replying to "So I was watching the original The Naked Gun (1988) with the family and we were all wondering about the scene with the red food Frank was eating - turns out Americans dyed pistachios red for decades?? To hide marks from processing? And I guess they just got red dye on your hands and mouth??"
September 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM